Spurs fan with two vaginas promises ultimate sacrifice if beloved team are relegated

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EXCLUSIVE: Spurs season ticket holder Annie Charlotte is getting more and more worried her club may get relegated this season and she is prepared to make a sacrifice if they do

A football fan whose two vaginas predicted Spurs would win the Europa League has promised to sacrifice her red hair — if her beloved team gets relegated.

Tottenham Hotspur have still not won a Premier League match in 2026 and sit just four points above the relegation zone with only 11 matches to play. They'll be hoping their fortunes turn around when they face Fulham today.

Disgruntled season ticket holder Annie Charlotte, who has a rare health condition called uterus didelphys, once predicted Spurs’ Europa League triumph months before it happened. But she fears her mystic powers died during a sobering North London Derby last weekend.

Before the game, Annie, a content creator from Surrey, considered putting on a monster bet at 7/1 for Spurs to get relegated, but she ended up deciding against it, because she didn’t want to “manifest that kind of negativity”.

However, she said: “Instead, if it actually happens, I’ve promised to shave my head. It feels somehow appropriate — like a proper footballing sacrifice.

“Get rid of my red hair — maybe that’s why we are losing! I would shave my head and I’m a woman of my word.”

Annie was at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium last weekend to witness rivals Arsenal score four goals in a one sided derby.

And reflecting on it, she said: “It was a shocker. I actually didn’t expect us to lose but every other Spurs fan I spoke to did which is super sad.

“I just hope they will sort themselves out soon. I thought the new manager would change things up but I guess you can’t change these players at the moment.

“The only player who looked like they were trying to play was Dragușin which was sad. I would say I am more worried about relegation now than I was. I just worry we don’t have the manpower to move up the table.”

Annie singled out Micky van de Ven, who captained the side in Cristian Romero’s absence, as someone who let the team down.

She said she “hates to say it” but that the Dutch defender sometimes only “looks good” because he is in a “cr*p team”.

She then questioned whether any of the big clubs would even want him in the summer before claiming it was “wild” for Spurs not to have signed a new goalkeeper in January.

And speaking before the match, Annie, whose condition means she has two uteruses, two cervixes and two vaginal canals, admitted that relegation fears were creeping in.

She said: “As a Spurs fan I’m permanently worried. It’s basically part of the season ticket package.

“But relegation? That would be a disaster! “Even my two vaginas are stressed and they usually have good instincts. I don’t think it’ll happen, but Spurs do love making things unnecessarily dramatic.”

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