Sigh. I guess we’re doing this, huh? Arsenal Football Club a chance to do the double today, as they play in the Champions League Final against Paris Saint-Germain at Puskas Arena in Budapest, Hungary. Look, I don’t have to tell you to to root for, but I can tell you who NOT to root for. Rooting for the meteor to hit Hungary might be a bit cruel, but maybe we can at least wish that Gabriel steps on a LEGO in the training room before the match and causes him to say a very naughty word.
Anyway, if you plan to watch, or even hate watch, the match in the company of fellow traumatized Spurs fans, well this is the place to do it. Me, I will NOT be watching the match, I will be spending the day outside in what promises to be mild sunshine, touching grass and eating Mediterranean food. I find that a much more pleasurable use of my time.