We here at Carty Free Towers know you come to this Website Dot Com to get your Tottenham Hotspur transfer fix on deadline day. Hell, it’s usually one of our busiest traffic days of the year, and for good reason. We even celebrate this holiest of blog-days by relaxing our “journamalistic standards” and bringing you updates that normally we would confine to the wilds of Bat Country.
Which is what I’m going to do now, because holy crap is this thin stuff to work with. According to chief transfer monger Fabrizio Romano, Tottenham Hotspur have “almost agreed” personal terms with PSG forward Randal Kolo Muani.
“Almost agreed” personal terms and no club-to-club terms, eh Fab? So there’s no agreement anywhere yet? Right then! Related, I have “almost agreed” terms with Jeff Bezos for him to give me $10m of his own money. Here we go!
Snarkiness aside (and get used to that today) Spurs have been hovering in and around Kolo Muani’s orbit for over a year now, but a link to RKM again only makes sense if you believe Matty’s theory about Dominic Solanke’s ankle being crocked. Even so it’s a pretty underwhelming replacement, when you realize that we already have Mathys Tel at home.
Anyway, I’m not yet convinced by this, but it’s already shaping up to be a slow deadline day for Tottenham, so I don’t know yet what I’ll be convinced by. It’s early. There’s still time, I guess?