Nightmares usually occur when you’re asleep, but now I bring you one when you’re awake: Say hello to the US Men’s Soccer Team’s new mascot:
This “Banner” character is terrifying to look at. Also it’s just a generic freaking dog.
If you’re going to give us a dog, give us Air Bud.
Air Bud is a greater representation of American sport than this Banner fella could ever be. Tell me, did Banner ever help lead a young kid’s basketball team to the championship? NO !!!
Is he a golden retrievern? NO !!!
And this guy isn’t even Lassie. I just don’t see what this Banner brings to the storied US Men’s Soccer Team history that a mascot like Air Bud or Lassie would. There are far greater dogs: Heck even Brian from Family Guy or Santa’s Little Helper from The Simpsons would be better choices (but I reckon copyright issues got in the way of that).
Either way, enjoy your nightmare this morning.
Fitzie’s track of the day: The Night Santa Went Crazy, by Weird Al Yankkovic
And now for your links:
BBC: “‘Result is not what we wanted’ - games pile up for Palace”
The Guardian: “Rehanne Skinner sacked as West Ham manager with club second-bottom of WSL”