The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links for Monday, May 18

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Good morning everyone!

Today’s hoddle is a PSA: There was some chatter in yesterday’s open thread that provided false information on the Cheslea match this week. That match is NOT today (Monday),

I don’t want this person to be embarrassed about how wrong they were in the thread to get some cheap recs which quickly made it turn blue. It’s just not gonna happen. Not on my watch, no thank you.

So please do not go and look for them.

Here are the details:

Tottenham play Chelsea TUESDAY at 8.15pm GST / 3.15pm ET / 12.15pm PT. That is what we know

The match will be played at Stamford Bridge (given our home form that might not be a bad thing)

Tottenham need a point to virtually clinch survival. A win would definitely do it.

So for those of you who thought today was matchday and set aside your entire afternoons to watch Chelsea-Spurs, you now have an additional two or so hours of your life back that you can use as store credit for Tuesday.

This is the end of the PSA.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Kung Fu Girls, by Blondie

And now for your links:

The Athletic ($$): “Tottenham getting closer to seeing the Conor Gallagher that De Zerbi loved at Chelsea”

BBC: “Fans fury as West Ham on brink of drop - how have they got here?”

The Independent: “Hearts broken as Celtic snatch glory but Scotland’s thrilling season ends in disgrace”

The Telegraph: “Celtic apologise to Hearts after 14 arrested during ugly scenes”