Good morning hoddlers!
Tottenham Hotspur are in the Premier League! Isn’t that strange sentence to say?
Your hoddler-in-chief was nervously watching Sunday’s fixture against Everton in Washington DC. Chance after chance after chance and then - ecstasy. Relief. A shout for joy after months of frustration. Joao Palhinha again delivered to send Spurs up 1-0 against Everton.
It was a strange vibe seeing West Ham eventually go up 3-0 on Leeds but who cares? They’re going down, and Spurs are still in the Premier League.
There is a lot to sort out this summer and not much time with the World Cup starting in a few weeks time. But who cares? Tottenham are still in the Premier League!
And we’re playing Hull City away next year (more on that later) - and not in the Championship. That is wild!
Anyways, enjoy your abridged hoddle today and COME ON YOU SPURS!
Fitzie’s track of the day: I’m Still Standing, by Elton John
And now for your links:
Jack P-B ($$): “Roberto De Zerbi calls Tottenham survival the ‘biggest achievement’ of his coaching career”
Alasdair Gold: “Every word Roberto De Zerbi said on the Tottenham transfers he wants and his secret about Kinsky”
BBC: “Spurs survival celebrations can’t disguise season of embarrassment”
The Telegraph: “Relegated West Ham a toxic club with a hated owner and unloved stadium”