The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links for Thursday, April 9

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Good morning everyone!

Today’s hoddle was supposed to be A Look at the Lower Leagues, where hoddle headquarters dives into some of the lower tiers in the English football pyramid.

We’re not doing that today. Fitzie was up working until midnight, went to bed, then woke up at 12.30am and realised he didn’t write the hoddle.

So, I’m doing it now.

Here’s the thing you need to know: Lincoln City have been promoted to the EFL Championship! Isn’t that exciting? It’s the first time in 65 years they’ll be playing in the second tier of English football.

We don’t know who’ll join them yet. It’ll either be two of Cardiff, Bradford, Bolton, Stockport, Stevenage, or another team that isn’t yet eliminated from playoff contention. Even Luton Town aren’t out of it yet (remember them?).

Anyways, that’s it for the hoddle. Fitzie’s going back to sleep now.

Fill in the blanks of the EFL pyramid if you care to.

Nighty night. Sleep tight

Fitzie’s track of the day: Dream A Little Dream Of Me, by Mama Cass

And now for your links:

BBC: “Leicester lose appeal against points deduction”

The Telegraph: “Harry Kane and Trent Alexander-Arnold put on a show for Thomas Tuchel as Bayern beat Real”