We’re only a few days away from the beginning of the Major League Baseball season, which means it’s time for many of the teams to one-up each other in creating some of the most gut-busting concessions you can find in America’s (and two of Canada’s) ballparks.
This is also the sport that sells nachos by the helmet.
The Seattle Mariners will likely be the winners for most outrageous food offerings for 2026. Not necessarily because of the food, but because of the container in which it’ll be served.
The M’s announced that, in honour of the 75th anniversary of the Washington State Ferries System and 50th season of the Mariners, T-Mobile Park will offer a souvenir ferry food boat for the 2026 season.
Here it is in all its glory:
It’s beautiful.
The ferry features dipping sauce stations on its hull and stern (that means front and back in boating terms), bus space at the top for the main meal.
There are seven options you can order with this ferry container:
Crab nachos
A ‘dockside douple dip’ that has chips, beer cheese crab dip and artichoke crab dip
Crab fries or old bay fries
Chicken tenders and fries
Regular fries or garlic fries
More fries, this time shoestring
Fish and chips, a classic.
If that isn’t good enough for you, then you could order some sushi (I’d avoid this), a chocolate moues moose (soft serve in a cone or helmet with moose cookies), or you can try their new churro flavours (or just have the original).
Fitzie’s track of the day: Promontory Rider, by the Jerry Garcia Band
And now for your links:
Matt Law: “Tottenham Hotspur players have no faith in Igor Tudor to halt tailspin”
Alasdair Gold: “The ridiculous Igor Tudor problem Tottenham face and the strange Cristian Romero moment”
The Athletic ($$): “A goalkeeper’s view on Kinsky’s 17-minute horror show: The shock, the betrayal and the scars it will leave”
The Standard: “Igor Tudor is out of his depth - Tottenham must sack him before it’s too late”
CBS Sports: “Tottenham have become the team you can’t look away from as downward spiral continues with UCL blowout loss”