Does anyone really want to revisit this match? I don’t. So I’ll give you a binary choice: you can read this article or not. You can continue to be upset about the match, or you can stop. You can boo players or you can not. You can choose to feel things or not. Binary choices are FUN!
No rest for the weary. Spurs host Copenhagen tomorrow in the Champions League. And true to form, Spurs will either win or they wo… crap, there are draws too. Dammit.
Here are your player ratings to the theme of binary code.
Guglielmo Vicario (Community — 4.0): A heroic eight saves made this only an embarrassing loss as opposed to one that forces Tottenham fans to walk around all week with a bag over their head with a woman walking behind ringing a bell and yelling SHAME.
Everyone else (Community — Thomas Frank 1.5; Pedro Porro 2.0; Kevin Danso 2.5; Van de Ven 2.0; Djed Spence 2.5; Joao Palhinha 3.0; Rodrigo Bentancur 2.0; Pape Matar Sarr 2.0; Mohammed Kudus 2.5; Xavi Simons 1.5; Randal Kolo Muani 2.0; Richarlison 2.0; Destiny Udogie 2.0; Brennan Johnson 1.5; Wilson Odobert 1.5; ): Yarp.
No Tottenham players were as bad as the set that contains nothing, not even zero.