Exactly two things happened in this match: Richarlison scored an audacious goal from the halfway line and Cuti Romero picked up his fifth yellow of the season after the Arsenal player he “fouled” faked an injury. Everything else is a blur, I have no memory of any of it, and I will not be going back to do a rewatch. You can’t make me.
It’s time to rate the players. I helpfully pre-rated Thomas Frank at one star for you, you’re welcome. (Update: it didn’t stick, but the joke was very funny)
Rate the players from 1⁄2 to 5 stars. If the player doesn’t deserve a rating due to minutes played, DO NOT RANK. I will round the stars up/down to the nearest half-star for the player ratings later this week.
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