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The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Friday, June 14

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good morning !

After several days of voting, I am happy to announce we have a new hoddle hero.

Welcome Micky van de Ven! The towering centreback who was my favourite player to watch this past season.

I said this when we signed him: Micky van de Ven looks more of a man than I do. Hard to believe he’s only 23 years old. An absolute unit.

Here are the full results from Monday’s poll:

Micky van de Ven - 25%

Guglielmo Vicario - 17%

Bacon sandwich - 13%

Richarlison - 12%

Daniel Levy (the actor) - 9%

Chirpy - 7%

Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg - 6%

Beth England - 5%

Ash Neville - 3%

Daniel Levy (the chairman) - 3%

It wasn’t very close. VDV had almost 40 more votes than Vicario. And 494 people voted in the poll! Greetings, lurkers.

Now that Micky van de Ven is the hoddle hero, we must remember it isn’t permanent. He will be the hoddle hero until one of the following happens:

Tottenham sign a first-team player

VDV departs Tottenham

The transfer window closes

We know VDV isn’t going anywhere, and it’s highly unlikely Spurs go this window without any additions.

That just leaves option number one. But how long will we wait? Who cares!

Congratulations everyone. From Monday through Friday, we’ll all be waking up to Micky van de Ven’s devastating cheekbones.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Here Comes Your Man, by The Pixies

And now for your links:

Alasdair Gold writes out Ange Postecoglou’s to-do list this summer

The Athletic ($$): How pop music took over football stadiums

DONE DEAL: Tanguy Ndombele leaves Tottenham after mutual termination of his contract

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No need to belabor this — Tottenham Hotspur announced today that they have formally parted ways with Tanguy Ndombele after coming to an agreement with the player to mutually terminate his contract. Ndombele will leave Spurs as a free agent at the end of June when his current loan at Galatasaray formally expires.

Tanguy still had one year left to go on his initial contract when he initially signed from Lyon back in 2019 and holy crap does that ever feel like a lifetime ago. He now has freedom to determine his next move, and where he will play his football next. Where that will take place is anyone’s guess, but it feels like a return to France might be a possibility. But who knows.

I know we’ve said everything that needs to be said about Tanguy and his disastrous tenure at Spurs, but ultimately it just makes me sad. He was one of the most exciting footballers I’d ever seen before coming to Spurs, and while he’s certainly culpable for his own performance and behavior while at Tottenham Hotspur, it also feels like the club did not serve him well either. There’s plenty of blame to share as to why he didn’t even come close to fulfilling his promise at Tottenham Hotspur.

But this is the right move for everyone. Spurs get out from underneath the millstone that was his prohibitively expensive wages, and Tanguy gets to make a clean break and a fresh start somewhere new, assuming that’s what he wants. I have no idea what Tanguy actually wants. Hopefully he does.

The Domino Effect: Three potential impacts to Spurs’ transfer business

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Transfer windows are a tale of moving parts. Opportunity and necessity are often at odds, financial regulations can restrict, and a single enticing offer can change the course of business for multiple clubs. With that said, well-run clubs always have contingency plans, alternative approaches, and backup targets. Over the last season or so, Tottenham Hotspur have begun to position themselves as one of those clubs.

In years gone by, Spurs have sometimes struggled in the transfer window, often narrowing their focus to a single player only to have plans dashed when a rival bid came in, the selling club upped the price, or the player refused to come. This has improved in recent seasons, with Spurs lining up alternative targets and quickly pivoting when it’s become clear that their target was not available for a fee the club was willing to pay. David Raya became Guglielmo Vicario; Edmond Tapsoba became Micky van de Ven; Luis Diaz became Rodrigo Bentancur and Dejan Kulusevski.

Over the last year or so, Scott Munn has overseen a refresh of the Tottenham front office to help improve both these processes and Spurs’ long-term squad planning even further, with the club expanding its scouting network, improving its analytics teams, and bringing on Johan Lange to drive this strategic approach as Spurs try to build a successful team under the management of Ange Postecoglou.

The team has been in sore need of the fabled “painful rebuild” for some time, and this started in earnest last summer. With Spurs’ defense now largely in a good spot, some key pieces in midfield and attack in place, and some talented young players coming through, Spurs now need to flesh out the squad; both in terms of depth and by adding a couple more starting quality options. The midfield and attack are really the areas of need, with a forward, winger, and defensive midfielder all mentioned at times as priorities over the last six months.

So how will Lange and co approach the summer transfer window? Well, with a number of competing priorities, there’s a number of ways in which the club could go, some of which could be influenced by offers for players, targets becoming available, and flexibility within the squad. With that in mind, here’s my view on a few possibilities that could in turn impact the way the club do their business: transfer dominos, for want of a better word, and how the club could then move forward as a result.

#1. Spurs sign a target of opportunity

One of the big links to Spurs for some time has been Conor Gallagher. It’s an intriguing link, as he doesn’t really fall under any of Spurs’ named priorities, namely the forward line or defensive midfield. Instead, he’s a quality player who would improve Tottenham’s squad (and arguably the starting XI) who may be available for a very reasonable price due to Chelsea’s financial woes.

Eberechi Eze is another player who may fall under this umbrella. Though probably available at a higher fee than Gallagher, there have been recent reports of a release clause in Eze’s contract; meaning Spurs may take the chance to sign a quality attacking midfielder. Again, he’s not really a player at a position of priority, but he would improve the options available to Ange Postecoglou and the release clause could make signing the England international a relatively straightforward process.

#2. A big offer is accepted for Richarlison

Soon after the season ended, there were a number of reports that Spurs were willing to listen to offers for Richarlison. Though the Brazilian looked excellent at times through 23/24, injury woes and doubts around tactical fit, as well as interest from overseas has cast uncertainty over the future of Tottenham’s #9.

Saudi Arabian clubs have been sniffing around Richy, with some outlets saying clubs in the KSA would happily pay a significant fee for the forward which Spurs would then be able to reinvest. That all hinges on a move being acceptable to Richarlison, however, as he made clear via social media he was not happy about the links to the KSA. Even if a fee was accepted by Spurs, Richy himself has to be happy to leave - and perhaps he would be, to the right club.

#3. A big offer is accepted for Bentancur or Bissouma

Yves Bissouma started the season as a fixture of Ange’s starting XI, but suspensions and injuries, much like with Richarlison, derailed his campaign. When he returned to the team, his performances were substandard. Though he began to show improvements late on in the season, there are still lingering concerns around his fit in a full firing Postecoglou side with his passing range and his ability to track runners called into question.

Likewise, Rodrigo Bentancur is also a bit of an enigma in a Postecoglou side. Though a quality player, he doesn’t quite fit with either the #6 OR #8 role, and he is still yet to show his best after recovering from his severe knee injury. These could be the reasons why there has been so much reporting on Spurs prioritizing a new defensive midfielder, with the club reportedly open to a significant offer for either player.

How will the dominos fall?

Any or all of the above could happen. Spurs could succeed in their game of chicken with Chelsea; Richarlison might decide he wants to try his hand elsewhere; and Spurs could get an offer they can’t refuse for Yves Bissouma.

So how does this affect Spurs’ strategy? Here’s some of the possibilities:

#1 happens: It’s been rumored that the Tottenham front office have been less than enthused with the options available at the #6, so if Eze or Gallagher were locked in it’s my belief that Spurs will prioritize an additional option in the front line. The signing of Eze, also able to play wide, would mean looking at a player who’s probably more of a pure striker to compete with Richarlison; whereas a Gallagher signing might mean targeting that rumored dribbly winger.

#2 happens: Striker becomes the clear priority. A laundry list of targets has been mentioned, with names such as Dominic Solanke, Ivan Toney, Santiago Gimenez, Viktor Gyokeres, and Benjamin Sesko linked. Spurs may then look to sign a versatile wide player who could potentially also cover duties in the middle of the park.

#3 happens: #6 immediately jumps to the top of the priority list. Some reports have stated that the club aren’t exactly satisfied with the options on the market, and it’s perhaps for this reason that there’s less clarity around some of the targets. Ederson from Atalanta has been mentioned, though he’s more of an 8 and those links have gone quiet; Everton’s Amadou Onana is another. Again, a winger who can cover in the middle may be looked at, but depending on the profile of the #6 signed, a more pure wide option might be considered.

You can probably map out from the above what happens if more than one of these come to pass. 1 & 2, and the priority is striker, plus potentially a winger; 1 & 3: an option for the forward line plus a defensive midfielder; and so on and so forth.

It’s my thinking based on past spending patterns and the needs of the squad that Spurs likely have the budget for one, perhaps two, near starting level players, assuming a chunk of outgoings such as Bryan Gil, Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg, and Giovani Lo Celso, and Manor Solomon. There’s also the mooted sale of Emerson Royal, though that fee will likely be reinvested in a new option at the same position.

In short, Spurs are willing to invest in the squad, but there is some dependency on outgoings and who is available on the market. The club can’t just continue to sign players without others leaving, and Spurs also can’t get too attached to players who are good but not great and don’t necessarily line up with the long-term strategy. Likewise, targets of opportunity can be great for the club, but could also mean kicking the can down the road on positions with potentially a more dier (ahem) need. Balancing this with signing players with upside who will contribute meaningfully to the more modern tactical approach is a big part of Lange’s job, and he has his work cut out for him this summer.

Whatever happens, there is sure to be movement in the side, with the team potentially having a new look to go with the new season kits. Let the rosterbation commence!

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Wednesday, June 12

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good morning! and now for your dad joke, brought to you by The Dad Joke Generator:

Q: What do you get when you put a sheep on a trampoline?

A: A wooly jumper!

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Short hoddle today, folks, but one that excites me.

The second season of Tour De France: Unchained is now on Netflix! I’m not a big “oh let’s watch Netflix guy”. Nor do I like all those documentaries they do (I especially hated Break Point), but I enjoy this one. Maybe it’s because I don’t know cycling that much.

I think the reason it works is because there’s a compelling storyline: the rivalry between Jonas Vingegaard and Tadej Pogacar. Unarguably the two best cyclists in the world, this new documentary follows their paths to win the 2023 Tour.

We know who wins. It’s Vingegaard. But I’m excited for how we get there. I actually watched more of the Tour de France than Wimbledon last year, although that must be partially blamed on the poor tennis coverage.

The rider that intrigues me the most though? Wout van Aaer, of Team Jumbo-Visma. Incredibly aggressive rider who seems to not enjoy the documentary that much.

Maybe that’s a theme. Those who know the sport the most enjoy the docs the least.

Fitzie’s track of the day: The Chain, by Fleetwood Mac

And now for your links:

Alasdair Gold: Cristian Romero on the player who’s made a big impact on him

Erik Ten Hag to remain as Man United’s manager

Tottenham Hotspur sees seven players taking part in Euros and Copa America

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International competition is kicking off in Germany (Euros) and the United States of America (Copa America) and with that Tottenham Hotspur sees seven of its players representing their countries at the highest level.

Mickey van de Ven will represent the Netherlands as the Dutch side kicks off its Euros campaign against Poland at 9 a.m EST on Sunday.

Radu Drăgușin will represent Romania as the Romanian team opens its group stage play with a game against Ukraine at 9 a.m. on Monday.

Pierre-Emile Højbjerg and the Denmark team kickoff group stage play with a game against Slovenia, with kickoff at noon on Sunday.

Guglielmo Vicario and the reigning UEFA Euro champions of Italy open up its defense of the trophy with a 3 p.m. kickoff against Albania on Saturday.

Across the pond and scattered across the United States, Spurs will see three South Americans taking part in the CONMEBOL Copa América

Rodrigo Bentancur and the Uruguayan side open group stage play with a game against Panama at MetLife Stadium at 9 p.m. on June 23.

Representing the 2022 FIFA World Cup Champions and the reigning CONMEBOL Copa América winners of Argentina are Cristian Romero and Giovani Lo Celso. Kicking off the CONMEBOL Copa América will see Argentina take on Canada at Mercedes Benz Stadium at 8 p.m. on June 20.

All UEFA European Championship and CONMEBOL Copa América games will be broadcasted on FOX and FS1.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Friday, June 7

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good morning!

The EFL Champinoship is well come and gone. Leicester are champions (but without a manager), Ipswich defied expectations and are in the PL (and with a manager), and Kyle Walker-Peters Football Club joined them.

Conversely, Tom Brady Town (with a new Spurs head coach) were relegated, joining Huddersfield and Rotherham.

So let’ review fitzie’s EFL predictions:

Overall, I’ll give myself a D.

I predicted Boro to be the champs, but they couldn’t seem to shake off their poor start to the season. Even bigger than that, I underestimated the huge gap between the relegated clubs and the rest of the competition. Leiecester, Leeds and Soton were way better than 20 of the 21 clubs they joined this past season.

But, cmon fitzie. Leicester 8 and Ipswich Town 7th? A lot of people pipped Ipswich Tow nfor a big year, and some even in the automatics. I didn’t see it, so I chose the conservative route. And I thought a new year under a new manager would be too much for Leicester.

Can’t wait for the Foxes to finish 20th next season.

Meanwhile, I’m happily surprised Wednesday and QPR stayed up. Although that’s mostly because of mid-season managerial moves. Note: Do look for both of these clubs to finish mid-table next year.

Among my biggest misses was Stoke City. Idk what I saw in them except for Alex Neil. Millwall and Sunderland were big losses, too.

I was close generally with many of the other clubs (Preston, Bristol City, Cardiff, Swansea, Watford, Blackburn, Argyle) although I think that’s mostly because we know who the mediocre teams are.

I’m also pleasently surprised with WBA. I picked them ninth originally, thinking they wouldn’t keep Carlos Cobreran. I know they were awful in the second leg against Soton, but I like em to be competitive next season.

Final EFL Champions standings (fitzie’s predictions in parentheses)

Leicester City Harry Winks United (8)

Ipswich (7)

Leeds (3)

Southampton (P) (2)

WBA (9)

Norwich (14)

Hull (18)

Boro (1)

Coventry (11)

Preston (15)

Bristol City (12)

Cardiff (21)

Millwall (4)

Swansea (16)

Watford (10)

Sunderland (5)

Stoke (6)

QPR (22)

Blackburn (17)

Wednesday (24)

Argyle (20)

Birmingham (13)

Huddersfield (19)

Rotherham (23)

Fitzie’s track of the day: Waiting For The End Of The World, by Elvis Costello

And now for your links:

Alasdair Gold: Ange Postecoglou speaks as he loses assistant manager to Birmingham

The Athletic ($$): Alan Shearer does an intervie with Jurgen Klinsmann

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Tuesday, June 4

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Well, we’ve got another difficult post to write. ..

Tonight I learned that legendary Los Angeles Times columnist TJ Simers died. I learned it while watching Around the Horn, the embrace-debate television show of which he was the first winner (and later derided).

He was an exceptional sports columnist for the Times and his brash style did not always fare him well with his interview subjects.

What I remember most about him was how exceptionally kind to me.

I was a junior in high school (I guess Year 12 in UK terms?) and we had to shadow people as part of this “pre-internship” class. I was an aspiring sports columnist and dreamt of being one of the talking heads on Around the Horn. I had no idea Simers was the OG winner.

I emailed every single sports writer from the Times. Simers wrote me back first (two others did get back to me. One I later interviewed at the Times building and another answered some questions I emailed).

But I was shocked when Simers got back to me. I still have the email correspondence.

“Dear Mr. Simers,

“I am a Junior at [X] and I am interested in pursuing sports journlism/reporting. So I would like to request to shadow you during your work for 30-60 minutes sometime before the new year.”

Here’s what he wrote back to me:

“If you can meet me outside staples center at media/employees entrance on chick hearn way across from nokia no later than 10:45 tomorrow_you can follo at clippers game_u can leave if u like before game or stay and sit in media row next to me_let me know. Tj”

Sure enough, we met outside the Staples Centre. He was wearing a blue UCLA hat. I was late. That was the first lesson he told me, never be late (and always prepare for LA traffic).

Before the game we went down to the media room, where he stacked piles of game notes in front of me, answering questions about his job that I shyly asked.

Simers also introduced my to Vinny del Negro, then the coach of the Clippers, before introducing me to Al-Farouq Aminu and other players inside the locker room.

He used the moment to teach me another lesson: Never wear a suit at games. Players won’t trust you.

We watched the Clippers-Grizzlies game from the media stand, and he pointed out where Bill Plaschke would sit. Plaschke was always the most prepared journalist, he told me. Simers never went into the Times building.

A few months later I applied for an intership with the sports department at the OC Register, my local newspaper. Simers allowed me to use him as a reference and spoke highly of the man who would be my mentor that summer.

This was back in 2011.

TJ Simers was a kind man, and he taught me some very valuable things that I still carry with me, all these years later in my career.

The most important is to be kind to others, and to be charitable with your time.

I’m pretty sure I still have those game notes somewhere.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Now I’m In It, by HAIM

And now for your links:

Alasdair Gold: Tottenham board questioned about plans to seek further investment in club

Dan KP: Spurs supporting Yves Bissouma after player reportedly tear-gassed and mugged in France