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What do you watch when you’re sick?

Spurs fall at home to a Villa side without Rachel Daly and Ebony Salmon.

Good morning, Spurs fans! Tottenham Hotspur Women have had something of a rough time of it lately, but like the men’s team they’re also still adapting to a new manager, a new play style, and a raft...

Blah.

Not one of our better days.

Cry "Havoc!", and let slip the dogs of war.

Enter: Bemerson Royvies!

In an interview with Sky Germany, Werner says Tottenham is a perfect fit for him right now.

And they don’t even give a boilerplate farewell statement.