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The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Wednesday, October 16

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good morning!

We at hoddle headquarters love our music, so much so that we’ve featured a Track of the Day every day since fitzie took the reigns of this illustrious position.

We’re almost entering Year 5 of the decade, and the good folks at Pitchfork thought this would be a good time to review the Best Albums and Songs of the 2020s (so far). Let’s take a look at them:

Best Albums of the 2020s (so far)

Whole Lotta Red, by Playboy Cari

Diamond Jubilee, by Cindy Lee

SOS, by SZA

RENAISSANCE, by Beyonce

Ganger, by Veeze

Gosh, I haven’t heard of three of these albums. I think any “Best of” list will be incredibly subjective based on the publication’s personal tastes, and this list seems no exception to that rule with a lot of independent/rap-focused material on here. It’s a bit boring, honestly.

Still, there are pleasant surprises. I’m thrilled Promises by Floating Points/Pharoah Sanders/London Orchestra made it onto the top 20 (although I could swear it had a higher Pitchfork ranking than the albums that topped it).

Also happy to see Big Thief and Caroline Polachek high up the list. Dry Cleanin at No. 50 is also a huge surprise.

Best Songs of the 2020s (so far)

Similar vibes here in the top songs. A&W isn’t a surprise at all. The Pitchfork people ate this thing up when it dropped last year, and of course Kendrick Lamar received tonnes of praise for Not Like Us and the accompanying album.

Again, Polachek is a surprise here. And I’m even more surprised it’s this one. Just outside the Top 5 is Bob Dylan’s Murder Most Foul, an 18-minute magnus opus centered arround John F Kennedy’s assassination. It was the only song from a classic rock artist on this list (and no jazz?). I also don’t quite understand how Big Thief’s album made it to the Top 15 of the “Best Albums” list but not a single song made it in this category.

Fitzie’s track of the day: The Wheel, by PJ Harvey

And now for your links:

Football London with Tottenham’s Christmas fixture schedule

The Athletic ($$) on Premier League managers’ favourite phases

Manchester United Women 3 - 0 Spurs Women: Ouch

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An injury-hit Tottenham Hotspur Women side fell to Manchester United 3-0 away from home. The defeat came at the hands of former Tottenham player Celin Bizet, who registered two first half assists.

First of all, let me apologize for missing recapping last week’s match against Liverpool. I did watch the Youtube stream in real time, and it brought me no pleasure at all. It was a horrible game from everyone involved as well as the refs. Look no further than the fact that our two goals came from own goals, that Liverpool’s first goal came from a pretty horrendous goalkeeper error, and that their game winner came from an absurd penalty gifted to them by the referee at the death. I’m not sure there’s much else to take away from it other than, well, we still have problems with scoring, progressing the ball, and goalkeeping.

But the less that’s said about all that, the better. Onto more recent events, which… weren’t exactly much of an improvement. The bad news started pretty much from the get go–we learned that all three of Hayley Raso, Maite Oroz and Amanda Nildén were out due to injury. Not what you want to hear going into your most challenging game of the season so far.

As it was, the side lined up like this:

The bench looked to be pretty thin and lacking game changers, with Matilda Vinberg, Anna Csiki, Lenna Gunning-Williams, Luana Bühler, Araya Dennis, Katelyn Talbert and Eleanor Heeps. To add insult to injury (no pun intended), Manchester United’s starting lineup featured two former Spurs’ players who fans hoped would be lining up in Lilywhite this season in Grace Clinton and Celin Bizet.

I have to admit that this Spurs side significantly exceeded my expectations for the first 40 minutes. Spurs looked competent and organized in dealing with United’s attacks. Our press was working, and our counterpress was even better–we were able to regain possession of the ball through these and even made some attacking inroads of our own.

Early on, Martha put a shot straight at Phallon Tullis-Joyce, Clare Hunt headed a corner wide, and Beth England shot wide, too. We had plenty of opportunities to open the scoring then (as well as throughout the rest of the half), and we did not. This is more than a little concerning given that all three of our options at striker were on the pitch at the time, but perhaps it’s not surprising–we already know that Beth and Martha don’t work well together.

United began dialing up the pressure halfway through the first half. Their early attempts through the center were unsuccessful, and Spurs were able to contain them with relative ease. But as the half drew to a close, United started trying to find space super wide. It was former Tottenham player Celin Bizet who ultimately made it work–she received the ball on the wing in acres of space. Jess Naz and Charli Grant were both marking more narrow, and neither closed her down very fast. Celin found Elizabeth Terland in space, and Terland arrived ahead of Molly Bartrip to volley home.

It all unraveled from there–Terland nearly had another goal moments later when Charli Grant mislaid a pass, and Becky Spencer was lucky to end up with the ball at her feet after batting away the resulting corner. Spurs were unable to capitalize on a spell of possession in United’s box, with Martha shanking the ball over to the touch line, Beth and Jess mistiming runs, and United ultimately regaining possession. Just before halftime, United grabbed their second. They transitioned quickly from playing out the back, leaving Spurs scrambling. Celin Bizet was unmarked in a wide area again, and with no pressure on her, she hit another pinpoint cross to Elizabeth Terland’s head.

Reader, I don’t know what annoys me more–that a player Spurs were unable to retain was our ultimate undoing, or that that player ended up alone and unmarked in a dangerous area twice without any of our players or our coach doing something about it. Or maybe it was a secret, third thing–that we closed out the first half 2-0 down after playing well for the first 90% of it.

Unfortunately, things did not improve. United continued to slice through Spurs with ease, and Spurs seemingly had no response. In the 55th minute, Matilda Vinberg replaced Eveliina Summanen, who had earlier been down with a head injury. The camera angle made it difficult to tell exactly who went where, but it appeared as though Matilda played on the wing, Jess moved to striker, and Beth took up a sort of 10-ish role. Drew Spence had been playing further up the pitch in that position, and she dropped back to fill the more defensive area that Eveliina vacated.

But just as the game got moving again, United attacked, and Ella Toone’s cross hit Ash Neville’s outstretched arm in the box. Although it was unintentional, Ash’s arm was not quite in a natural position, it was a penalty. Maya Le Tissier sent Becky Spencer the wrong way, and that was 3-0.

Spurs continued to look vulnerable in defense, and unlikely to score. Later on in the half, Anna Csiki replaced Martha Thomas, and Lenna Gunning-Williams replaced Jess Naz. Neither player was able to do much to change the game, and we ended with a dispiritng 3-0.

Foot in mouth?

I have to admit that I was wrong about Spurs’ transfer window. I let my excitement about players such as Hayley Raso and Maite Oroz get the better of me. I overlooked gaping holes I know exist in our squad–namely goalkeeper and DM. Now I’m wondering if we overlooked striker as well, since it seems that none of the three (Beth, Martha, Jess) are firing quite like they did last season. I thought perhaps we’d progressed, but in the end, Spurs only did enough to maintain last season’s level. In a league getting exponentially better all the time, this is actually going backwards.

But wait, don’t let me talk you into misery. It’s not like the team is bad and in a disastrous position. The team is totally fine! We knew going into the season that we had not done enough in the transfer window to break into the top three. Although Maite Oroz and Hayley Raso were exciting, we knew we’d have to wait and see what the other midtable teams in the WSL looked like to know for sure where we’d finish.

We’ve now seen that Aston Villa has improved a lot, and that Liverpool has at least begun resorting to dark arts (yeah–I thought they played as badly as we did in that game), United seem to have kicked on from their unusually low fifth place finish last year, and Brighton, although we haven’t faced them yet, are looking quite good. Four games into the season isn’t enough time to say much more than “we’ve got competition.” We’re still on track to finish somewhere around 5th-8th place, which is not all that different from what felt likely at the beginning of the season.

I’m just incredibly frustrated because I’d like to see the team spend a relatively small amount of money to improve by leaps and bounds, and it is now clear to me that we have not done so. But until someone changes something drastically, that’s an evergreen statement.

Looking ahead

More misery is likely to follow soon. We have Chelsea up next–the perennial best side in the league, and a team that Spurs have never beaten. Even though a win is unlikely, there are still some things I’ll be looking for. I’d like to see a few players return from injury, and I’d like to see more of the excellent first half organization and counterpressing we saw against United. If, like we saw in this game, overloading wide areas is the key to playing against us, I hope Vilahamn has cooked up a solution in the intervening week. But most of all, I’d like to see at least one of our strikers find their feet.

Anyway, I hope that the squad makes me eat all the words I wrote in this article, and that I’m back here next week telling you all how wrong I was! Cross your fingers and hope with me, and in the meantime, Come On You Spurs!!!

Lucas Bergvall returns early from Sweden duty with “minor injury”

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It’s been a mostly uneventful international break the past week and a half with a number of Tottenham players playing either in African Cup of Nations qualifiers or Nations League matches (totally not a made-up cash grab tournament y’all I promise). And for the most part the players have come out of it unscathed.

For the most part. Football.London is reporting that young Swedish midfielder Lucas Bergvall has returned early to Tottenham Hotspur after picking up what is being described as a “minor injury.” Bergvall didn’t feature at all in Sweden’s first match, a 2-2 draw at Slovakia.

The Swedish football federation put out a statement about Bergvall’s return:

“Lucas Bergvall has suffered a minor injury and will not be available for tonight’s game against Estonia in the Nations League. The midfielder has left the men’s national team gathering in Estonia to focus on his rehabilitation.

“Tonight’s match against Estonia will be the men’s national team’s second during the current session. Last Thursday there was a point in the 2-2 match against Slovakia. Monday evening awaits Estonia in Tallinn. Ahead of the match, it is clear that Tottenham’s midfielder Lucas Bergvall will not be available for the game. He has left the collection to manage his rehabilitation in a club environment.”

Gulp! Nobody’s sure what “minor injury” means and we haven’t gotten any suggestion that it’s anything concerning... but if it’s serious enough that he’s had to return early from international duty that opens the door to the possibility that “minor injury” might be underselling it a bit.

Bergvall hasn’t played in the past couple of Tottenham Hotspur matches but there are a couple of good opportunities coming up for him with matches against struggling West Ham and a Europa League home fixture against AZ in the next week. Hopefully whatever is going on with him really is minor and he can feature in one or both of the upcoming games.

The good news on the injury front is that Son Heung-Min is on the path to recovery; Sonny missed out on international duty this cycle while recovering from his injury and the expectations are he’ll be ready to go for this weekend’s match against West Ham. There are also reports that both Richarlison and Wilson Odobert are ahead of schedule in their injury rehabilitation, but both are considered long term injuries so it seems unlikely that we’ll see them for a while yet.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Tuesday, October 15

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good morning! And welcome to another hoddle about last week’s news, where your hoddler-in-chief gives his thoughts about topics whose timeliness expired days ago —

Today we reflect on the career of Rafael Nadal, who last week announced that he will retire from tennis at the Davis Cup.

We’ll likely have a larger Rafael Nadal post once he does actually retire, but for now let’s remember his accomplishments and appreciate his place in the greatest era of men’s tennis.

Nadal won 22 Grand Slam titles, an Olympics Gold medal in singles and doubles, won the Davis Cup four times with Spain, 36 Masters 1000 titles and held the World No. 1 spot for a total 209 weeks.

Those are mind boggling in whichever order you place them.

His career will forever be linked to Roger Federer and Novak Djokovic, as it should be. He and Federer played against each other 40 times, whereas he played against Djokovic 60 times.

But what he had that neither Federer nor Djokovic ever had was an intensity that lasted from the tunnel walk all the way through to the end of the match. Very few players in the men’s or women’s game even came close to his intensity.

What made him so exciting to watch was that he lured you onto the court with him, playing every single point with such tenacity. Top players needed to hit three or four winner-like shots just to have a chance at beating Rafa at a point. He never gave up on any ball. It was admirable to watch.

We’re about a month out from his retirement. When he does, it’ll be the starkest signal yet of the end of the Big Four era. Federer in 2022. And now Murray and Rafa this year.

Soon the only man left standing will be Djokovic. But even he is showing signs of age, as demonstrated by his most recent defeat to Jannik Sinner in the final of the Shanghai Masters.

So as we prepare for the eventual end to the Big Four, let’s appreciate the moments we have left with them in the sport.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Tender Is The Night, by Jackson Browne

And now for your links:

Football London on Ange Postecoglou’s to-do list

International round-up: summing up the action from the first matches of the break

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I hate international football.

Seriously, how can it be the SECOND international break of the season already? We’re only seven matches into the season! That said... a palate cleanser was sorely needed after the loss to Brighton, so maybe some time away from Tottenham Hotspur FC is better for all our collective mental health.

One of the big stories of the break (at least as far as us Spurs fans are concerned) was Pedro Porro’s recall to the Spanish national team following a serious knee injury to Dani Carvajal. Porro, who perhaps unfairly missed out the Spain’s Euro-winning side, made the most of his recall, immediately coming into the starting XI and keeping a clean sheet as Spain defeated Denmark 1-0.

The other item of note was the continued form of Dejan Kulusevski as he was an absolute standout in Sweden’s 2-2 draw with Slovakia. He dominated the match from in behind the striker, creating three chances, taking seven shots, and generating approximately 1 billion xA. He was joined in the squad by fellow Lilywhite and compatriot Lucas Bergvall, who didn’t manage to see the pitch.

Elsewhere in Europe, Destiny Udogie and Guglielmo Vicario both had to settle for bench roles with Italy, with the former seeing some minutes late in a 2-2 draw against Belgium; and there was yet another 4-goal match in which the points were shared as Wales took on Iceland, with Brennan Johnson yet again getting himself on the scoresheet and Ben Davies going the distance as captain. Dominic Solanke managed to get himself an assist in what was a rare bright moment for England in an embarrassing home defeat to Greece, before remaining on the woodwork as the Three Lions took down Finland.

The defensive duo of Micky van de Ven and Radu Dragusin were the last European performers from the Spurs squad. Van de Ven played largely left back in a 90 minute performance that saw points shared, while Dragusin both kept a clean sheet and got himself a goal... against European titans Cyprus. Still though, not a bad effort all round! Finally, further south Yves Bissouma apparently played striker(?) as Mali defeated Guinea-Bissau, while Pape Matar Sarr did not see the pitch as Senegal put Malawi to the sword.

So some positives to take away from the window thus far. Another? Sonny isn’t playing 180 minutes of international matches, and is nearing full fitness as the break comes to a close, while Cristian Romero has also been rested for Argentina. Good news, everyone!

I still hate international football.

Spurs International Appearances:

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Monday, October 14

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good morning!

I’m not sure how I missed the Aurora Borealis in the United States last week. I woke up on Friday morning to all my social media feeds filled with pictures of the Northern Lights illuminating the skies in Washington.

Only I was in Pennsylvania. Still, how did I miss out?

The pictures look pretty incredible:

I guess it’s just a case of bad timing. I wasn’t able to see the Northern Lights when I was in Iceland (both during my layover last autumn and my short trip there back in July), and now I miss them as they make their way down to the contiguous US.

Definitely a case of FOMO for me now as I stare out my window on a non-Northern Light evening.

I just hope that whatever caused this aurora borealis to pass over DC happens again - soon!

Fitzie’s track of the day: Over The Rainbow, by Sun Ra

And now for your links:

The Athletic ($$) on Josh Onomah’s journey from Spurs to Blackpool

Dan KP: Changing Spurs culture biggest challenge for Postecoglou (from Friday)

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Friday, October 11

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good morning ! The hoddle is light on links today as your hoddler-in-chief is travelling. Do enjoy the day-old links, though

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We’re almost one week through international break, and your hoddler-in-chief is going back to one of his favourite hoddles to kill the time.

That’s right, gang, it’s time to catch everyone up on what you’re currently reading.

As for fitzie, he’s now fully focused on Pessoa: A Biography, by Richard Zenith. I began this book in January and I am proud to report that, today, I am a little over 300 pages into it out of 900.

It’s actually getting really interesting now too. Learning about Pessoa’s childhood was a little bit boring, especially with his extended family, but now we’re seeing him make these grand claims as a still-undiscovered writer establishing a failed printing press.

It makes me want to go back and reread The Book of Disquiet at points, but I’m not quite there yet. I think I want to finish this biogrpahy and then go back through Disquiet, although it is mentioned numerous times. We’re even introduced to the heteronym who wrote it - exciting!

Once I’m done with this, I think I’ll go explore the French Romantics. I keep seeing them referenced in books and music, but never bothered to read them myself. Maybe now’s the time.

I’m sure there are hoddlers out there champing at the bit for book recommendations - so feel free to share away.

Fitzie’s track of the day: You Go To My Head, by Lee Morgan

And now for your links:

The Athletic ($$): US Soccer lays off to 30 staff

Ryan Mason to stay at Tottenham despite Anderlecht talks

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Tottenham Hotspur assistant coach Ryan Mason won’t be leaving for Brussels after all. Reports emerged Thursday morning that the 33-year old Mason and Belgian club RSC Anderlecht came to a “mutual agreement” NOT to appoint him as Anderlecht’s next head coach. Mason returns to Tottenham in his current role as (ostensibly) Ange Postecoglou’s No. 3 assistant.

Yesterday it looked like Mason was nailed-on for his first permanent head coaching position, after two stints as interim head coach of Tottenham. So why the change? We don’t know. It could be that Mason and Anderlecht officials looked at the opportunity and determined it wasn’t the right fit, or wasn’t the right time. Anderlecht are reportedly going to promote interim manager David Hubert as their next permanent head coach, likely for sake of continuity.

Anderlecht are 4-5-1 thus far in the Jupiler Pro League and sit fourth in the table, which is something of a disappointing start for a club used to competing for Belgian league titles. That’s probably why they’re looking for a new head coach, to be fair. It also means no reunion between Mason and former teammate (and Anderlecht club captain) Jan Vertonghen, which makes me a little sad.

Mason reportedly is very happy at Tottenham Hotspur and while he’s an ambitious young manager who will one day end up as head coach somewhere, that day is not today. That’s probably a relief to Postecoglou, who faced the real prospects of losing two of his top assistants to head coaching positions at other clubs, after Chris Davies left to head up Birmingham City earlier this fall. Postecoglou reportedly loves working with and developing young assistant coaches, but that’s a lot of churn for any club and I can’t imagine Mason’s departure wouldn’t have had a deleterious effect on the squad.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Thursday, October 10

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good morning everyone - and I hope all our Florida hoddlers are staying safe

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There are few noises that capture the electricity of sports quite like a home run during the MLB playoffs. But a grand slam? Deafening.

That was a grand slam from Francisco Lindor you just saw. Down 0-1 against the Philadelphia Phillies in the NLDS, the Mets shortstop went yard in the bottom of the sixth inning to send his team up against the Phils.

And with one swing of a bat, the NLDS was effectively decided. The Mets are going through!

It’s quite a shock on paper, but I’m not too surprised by this. The Mets were in playoff mode for a couple weeks now, notably getting that key game against the Braves to get into the playoffs themselves.

Not bad considering where they were at the beginning of the season.

What’s next for New York’s finest team? Well, that’s to be determined, but they’ll be going to California. Either San Diego or Los Angeles.

I’m mostly happy I still get to enjoy some sports with Spurs on break, but man do I miss watching Spurs. Just one more week.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Life On a Chain, by Pete Yorn

And now for your links:

The Athletic ($$) does a deep dive on Alfie Devine

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Wednesday, October 9

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good morning!

There’s no club football this week, boo.

WRONG - There is club football! You just have to look a little bit. That’s right gang, I’m talking about League One, Two and the National League.

Whilst a select group of players make their way to national teams, the clubs in the lower levels of the footballing pyramid are still playing matches.

Which makes this a perfectly good time to look at what’s going on right now. Here we go:

EFL League One:

Seems like Birmingham City is going straight back up. Feels a bit like when Newcastle were relegated all those years ago. An embarrassment for sure, but they’re way above the likes of Bristol Rovers and Northampton.

And Wrexham? Mansfield Town? The latter would be much more exciting in the Championship.

EFL League One top six:

EFL League One Bottom Four:

EFL League Two:

Goodness, what’s going on with Accrington Stanley? Felt like only a season or two ago they were competing for a spot in League One. Now? Battling to stay in the league.

Not sure what else is going on elsewhere. Would like to see Port Vale and Notts County make the jump.

League Two Top Seven:

League Two Bottom Two:

National League:

It’s Barnet or Forest Green. Remember Forest Green? In the third tier two seasons ago? My oh my how they have fallen. And spare a thought for Wealdstone, who risk relegation.

National League top one:

National League bottom three:

Fitzie’s track of the day: Do The Dark, by Blondie

And now for your links:

Dan KP: Dominic Solanke always believed in England return

The Athletic ($$) on Big Ange and the contadictory nature of football fandom

Cole Palmer named England men’s player of the year