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Tottenham Hotspur vs. Newcastle United Preview: New year, Newcastle

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It really felt like the Jose Mourinho–Nuno Espirito Santo–Antonio Conte stretch was rock bottom for Tottenham Hotspur, but apparently, we are still hanging out in that valley. 2024 was a historically bad year for Spurs, and avoiding another dismal stretch in 2025 will require a massive turnaround. Ange Postecoglou is not in a good place right now, and a visit from fifth-place Newcastle United does not seem likely to improve the mood.

I continue to believe that prioritizing non-Premier League competitions is the way forward at this point, especially with Wednesday’s League Cup semifinal first leg increasing in importance. However, Postecoglou cannot afford to punt on this weekend’s match with Spurs’ entering the new year down in 11th. While a top-four finish is a distant dream, Tottenham must do something to fix this unacceptable table position.

Tottenham Hotspur (t-11th, 24pts) vs. Newcastle United (5th, 32pts)

Date: Saturday, January 4

Time: 7:30 am ET, 12:30 pm UK

Location: Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, London

TV: USA Network (US), TNT Sports 1 (UK)

Newcastle enters this match in excellent form, just three points off fourth place after four consecutive victories in which they outscored opponents 13-0. This stretch includes quality wins over Villa and United and raises the defense to fourth-best in the league in terms of goals allowed. For Tottenham’s inconsistent attack, this is an ominous prospect.

With the calendar turning to January, this is the first opponent Tottenham has faced twice in the league this season. Newcastle won the reverse fixture at St. James’ Park back in Matchweek 3; that match saw Spurs equalize through a comical Dan Burn own goal, only for Alexander Isak to punish the high line with a clinical finish to secure all three points for the Magpies.

Resolving to be resolute

Tottenham’s biggest issue continues to be the defense. Even if many losses have been narrow rather than blowouts, Spurs concede far too frequently — and at the worst possible moments. Early goals, late collapses, and individual errors have plagued this team, and there is no quick fix, even with full health. Postecoglou’s aggressive system requires a solid defensive foundation to work, and figuring this out must be a top priority in the new year.

Newcastle seems primed to exploit these weaknesses. Isak (12 league goals) is a constant threat, while Joelinton, Anthony Gordon, and Jacob Murphy have been contributors in recent weeks as well. Look for the fullbacks to stretch Tottenham’s back line, and set pieces will remain a significant danger. It might only take a single defensive breakdown or two to compromise the outcome.

Whose terms?

Spurs have scored the second-most goals in the league this season, but their output against top defensive sides (Arsenal, Bournemouth, Newcastle, etc.) has been limited. The exception was a chaotic three-goal display against Liverpool, but the big deficit and opponent’s style make it an outlier. With Toon not conceding a league goal in a month, this is a bad situation.

If this becomes a low-scoring affair, the odds favor Newcastle. Eddie Howe’s side is compact and organized, forcing opponents to break them down. The creative burden will fall once again on Dejan Kulusevski, but Tottenham desperately needs James Maddison to step up in 2025 as the player who can unlock defenses. Spurs would benefit from chaos and a high-tempo match, but Newcastle will likely make this a grind and look to capitalize on any defensive mistakes.

Why the pundits are wrong about Ange Postecoglou: the high line

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Welcome back to the second installment on why I think British pundits don’t know what they are talking about. As one commentor astutely pointed out on my previous piece, pundits are often pundits precisely because they’d never be able to make it as coaches... so I don’t know what that makes me as a blog writer, but I digress.

The turmoil hasn’t stopped at Tottenham Hotspur, with a disappointing draw against Wolverhampton Wanderers following the loss to Nottingham Forest. More squad issues have abounded, with an injury to Destiny Udogie and suspension for Rodrigo Bentancur, adding more fuel to the flame as ex-Liverpool, Manchester United, and Arsenal players gleefully assert the unsuitability of Spurs’ tactics from the safety of the commentary box. I did think the commentary team for the Wolves fixture were largely kind to Spurs and unusually insightful as to the context for some of the recent results - but that won’t stop me from addressing another regular critique: the “suicidal” high line.

Leaving aside the obvious point that the use of suicidal in this context is very much in poor taste, let’s discuss another regular talking point permeating the #discourse:

The high line is too risky, reckless, and responsible in large part for Spurs’ defensive issues

A couple of caveats before I launch into this one. Firstly, this is going to be less of a tactical analysis and more of a look at the numbers - so feel free to turn off if that’s not your thing (you shouldn’t, though). Secondly, numbers around defensive positioning are quite hard to come by, so the data compiled in this piece have been largely cobbled together from various sources (but those that I believe have a decent level of veracity).

So, let’s start with the elephant in the room - we can probably all agree that Spurs’ overall defensive record has not been the greatest this season. There were positives early: Spurs actually had the third best defensive record in the league (goals conceded) going into the Liverpool match, and that was AFTER conceding four to Chelsea. The underlying stats, however, tell a slightly different story.

Tottenham had conceded 19 goals up until this point; expected goals against (xGA) metrics had Spurs as worse off, with xGA of 25.21, 7th in the league, and non-penalty expected goals against (NPxGA) of 23.69, 8th in the league.1 A drop-off could arguably have been... well, expected, with Spurs’ defense really tracking at closer to a mid-table than title-winning level.

Is the high line to blame, though?

Let’s get our bearings. It’s hard to define a high line, as mentioned above, there are limited data available with regards to defensive positioning. Defensive Line Height, the average distance from a team’s goal to where defensive actions take place, gives some indication; but is strongly related to Field Tilt, the areas of the pitch at which play is occurring, meaning it can’t really be used in isolation as a measure of high line. Typically, lower table sides will have less of the ball, and therefore sit deeper on the pitch, especially against a “Sky Six” side. You could also incorporate possession into that discussion as well, where you again would often (but not always) see increased possession with the big teams. That said, we have to take what we can get, so I have charted this below2 (sans-possession stats):

An interesting thing to note here is that Spurs’ defensive line doesn’t appear especially high via the Defensive Line Height measure. It’s up there among the more aggressive sides, but is only 8th in the league. You can marry this up as well though with Spurs’ play on the ball to help contextualize further the positioning of Spurs’ defense. Below, I have pulled touch data for the starting center backs (those who have started the majority of matches according to WhoScored) from nine teams: all teams with Defensive Line Heights above 46 m, and teams in the Sky Six below that mark (i.e. Manchester United).3 I have excluded the opposition penalty area from this breakdown, as touches in this area are often due to attacking set pieces, and not reflective of defensive shape or style. You can see Defensive Line Height charted against these possession numbers just as an additional reference:

Here’s where the picture starts to become clearer. Ange Postecoglou’s positioning of his defensive line is aggressive; but not really anything out of the ordinary when it comes to modern, fluid, attacking football. Manchester City, for example, have the majority of their actions / possession in the middle and attacking third; Arsenal are not quite as forward-thinking, but still position themselves quite high up the pitch. Then you have United, stinking up the joint even more than Spurs, who have played closer to a mid-block, and have also probably had some of their numbers colored by the shift to a back three.

Spurs though (and to be clear, the series labelled “Spurs” refers to data covering Cristian Romero and Micky van de Ven) are actually reasonably conservative in comparison; still aggressive relative to a lot of the league, but compared to other sides that try to play front-foot football not exactly deserving of the superlatives that have been thrown around as to their recklessness. An even more interesting point starts to emerge when you look at the data for Spurs’ other center backs (labelled Spurs other on the chart): Radu Dragusin, Ben Davies, and Archie Gray - with these numbers probably look slightly more aggressive than reality, due to Gray spending some time at fullback as well as CB.

There is a clear shift towards the defensive third, with 58% of touches occurring in Spurs’ end with the backups as opposed to 52% with Tottenham’s preferred pairing. That signifies a potential shift to a slightly deeper line, data that back up my own tactical observations of recent fixtures (for instance, against Wolves, Spurs were utilizing more of a mid-block). I dive into this a bit more below, but without fixture-by-fixture data, it’s hard to really quantify this. I will say though that when I first looked at my source for Spurs’ Defensive Line Height stat, Spurs were sitting around third or fourth (which was based on data up to December 12th); there is a definite drop in our defensive line positioning, but unfortunately in this particular case - you’ll have to take my word for it!

For all the criticisms around high lines, however, it is clear that it is a robust defensive strategy. If we dig into the best defensive sides,1 you will see that in general, the high line is not the issue. Five of the top six best defenses utilize aggressive defensive setups, with Nottingham Forest, who play with a low block, the lone outlier. Fulham (not in the below table) are the other side of note, utilizing a mid-block and sitting seventh by goals against / 90, but jumping up into fourth if we look at underlying stats.

Thus far, we have established the following:

Spurs play a high line

Spurs’ high line isn’t especially risky or reckless with regards to positioning

The majority of the best defensive sides in the Premier League play with a high line, so there’s nothing wrong with the tactic, per se

Spurs have dropped their line slightly deeper over the last month

So what’s the problem?

In my view, there’s two main issues: defending in transition, and personnel, with the two being heavily related.

Defending in transition

The high line always leaves space in behind, and opposition teams will look to exploit this by sitting deep, winning possession, and quickly countering. A side’s ability to diffuse these situations can be measured in part by assessing the number of shots they concede from these breaks4 (as with a number of parts in this piece, you could delve deeper and look at shot quality as well, but I’m not looking to write a novel here). If we look at the sides playing with a high line and compare their Defensive Line Height to Fast Breaks Conceded per 90, the story told is rather illuminating:

It turns out the sides with the best defense in the league all concede fewer shots from fast breaks! Who woulda thunk it? Arsenal, Bournemouth, Chelsea, Newcastle, and Liverpool all play with high lines that opponents struggle to exploit, with all of those sides conceding less than one shot per match off a fast break. Spurs, Brighton, and Manchester City, however, are all less successful when stopping opponents in transition (please note - I had to pull these shot data individually, so I may have miscounted - in one case I definitely have, missing one against Spurs which means the Spurs data point should be aligned with Brighton and City with all three conceding 22 shots from fast breaks across their matches).

There are I think a few reasons for this (at least in Spurs’ case). One is the tiredness of the squad; we’ve seen on multiple occasions the likes of Pedro Porro and Yves Bissouma cover ground like they’re running through treacle, pushing without success to get back and make necessary defensive interventions. This flows onto the second reason, which is ineffective individual performances and questionable decision making (which is often exacerbated by said tiredness). Both Rodrigo Bentancur and Bissouma have been quite poor in the defensive midfield role at times, with Bissouma particularly struggling in recent weeks. We saw as well against Liverpool Radu Dragusin make a couple of notably bad decisions which led to goals.

The third is game state: of 22 fast breaks leading to shots, 20 of them were with the score tied or Spurs trailing. That’s in quite strong opposition to the talking points from the pundits, who have regularly referenced Spurs’ high line as a reason for any inability to hold onto a lead; instead, Spurs are really only getting hurt on the break when they are searching for goals (and thus three points). Ideally, Spurs need to score first.

The final reason? Well, that’s also the other issue with Spurs’ high line I referenced above:

Personnel & injuries

Look, it may seem reductive, and the very obvious thing to talk about... but it turns out injuries are a thing that kinda hurt the way a team can play! Somehow the commentary teams don’t tend to be aware of this, as when you lose three of your back five (make that now 4/5) it does have an impact on your defensive structures. There are a couple of ways that has played out.

One that has probably gone under the radar is the loss of Guglielmo Vicario. Though Forster has stepped in and done a solid to decent job at times, there are some severe limitations with his game that have really hurt the way Spurs play, and more specifically, defend. A high defensive line requires a keeper comfortable with coming off their line to cut out the space between the defense and the goal, and this is something Vicario is adept at. It’s also something that Forster struggles with, with the Englishman often glued to his line and affording opposition attackers ample space and time to attack the Spurs goal.

Vicario averages 1.67 defensive actions outside his penalty area every match (#OPA/90), with an average distance for defensive actions of 14.1 meters; Forster’s #OPA/90 is 0.43, with an average distance for defensive actions of 11.1 meters3 - that’s a significant stylistic difference, and that 1+ extra action per match could be the difference between your goalkeeper intercepting a ball just before an onrushing goalkeeper can reach it, and being caught in no-man’s land, giving the attacker a one-on-one opportunity.

The other big impact has been due to the injuries to the starting center backs. I referenced this with some data above, indicating the Spurs defense had shifted slightly deeper following the injuries to Romero and van der Ven. Unfortunately, as we are all aware, that hasn’t helped much - and the gap in quality has become more and more clear as time has gone on:

The underlying stats get worse when Romero and van der Ven aren’t lining up together; and significantly worse when neither are available.3 Note that I have excluded the Chelsea match from these brackets - it was a bonkers match that saw injuries across the pitch including Romero forced off inside the first 15 minutes, with game state impact aplenty, thus making it an outlier (and it actually makes the Romero / van der Ven combination look BETTER in the above metrics if we include it).

This may seem like an obvious point, but it’s nice seeing it laid out like this. And remember those fast breaks leading to shots? Excluding the Chelsea match (which saw two occasions in which a fast break led to a shot), Spurs conceded eight shots from fast breaks in the 11 matches in which van der Ven and/or Romero were available (a rate which sticks Spurs between Newcastle and Chelsea on the chart further up). Only one of those resulted in a goal. That’s right, Spurs’ crazy high line had only been exploited for a solitary goal until snipers started targeting hamstrings.4

When Spurs’ starting CBs WEREN’T available? 12 shots from fast breaks in 7 matches, three resulting in goals, and all the matches in which those breaks occurred were matches in which Fraser Forster was the goalkeeper.4 That is a STARK difference and one that is worth noting. Is it Forster’s fault, the center backs’ faults, or Postecoglou’s fault? There’s probably enough blame to go around, but Postecoglou HAS made tweaks and the defense is still struggling.

Let’s sum up one more time:

Spurs play a pretty standard high line in line with other top sides

When Spurs’ starting goalkeeper and center backs have been available, their defense is very good (though not elite) and their attack amongst the best in the league by underlying metrics

There is a huge drop-off when these players aren’t available

Spurs are being largely hit on the break when chasing goals

Additionally, Spurs are probably struggling to defend in transition due to tiredness and some of the above personnel issues

So what can Ange Postecoglou do about it?

Well, like I said above, he has already made some tweaks. He has dropped the defensive line deeper somewhat despite claims to the contrary, and has been playing slightly more defensive midfield setups in recent weeks to assist the defense.

I would be reticent to drop into a full-time low block or mid-block; doing so can invite pressure, and we don’t really want 18-year-old fullback / midfielder Archie Gray spending large chunks of games defending. Additionally, though lower block systems at times can be hard to break down, they do invite alternative avenues of attack - like crossing. And Spurs (Dragusin aside) are pretty bad in the air across the backline, starters or no.

There could be changes made to defensive positioning in the attacking and transition phases, though that very quickly becomes a different system altogether; or there could be changes made to the way Spurs press, to help retain energy for recovery sprints. This is where I see an opportunity for further change.

Ange has eased up the press a little in recent weeks, but Spurs are still one of the most aggressive sides defensively without the ball. Pressing is necessary for a high line to function well as opportunities for balls to be played in behind need to be minimized - anybody here remember when Andre Vilas-Boas decided to stop pressing with his Spurs side while still playing a high line? Those were some times, that’s for sure.

That said, the way Spurs’ press has dropped off a little hasn’t been into more of a situational nature, and that’s perhaps the problem I see. Most pressing systems have a trigger, an action or scenario the opposition finds themselves in that then signals to the defense to spring the trap; Pochettino’s Spurs side would often press the fullback when they received possession close to the touch line. Postecoglou’s Spurs, on the other hand, have a pressing trigger of “yes”. As far as I can tell, that has now eased up to “almost always yes”. By identifying some more specific triggers, Ange could potentially ease the physical toll on the team which in turn could lend itself to better defending in transition and recovery runs.

So, once more, the pundits have it wrong. Spurs’ high line is not particularly reckless. In fact, Spurs have been dropping deeper in recent weeks to try and manage the issues with the squad. The funny thing though is that there is room for criticism of Ange here. All of the above carries with it levels of nuance. I mentioned tweaking the press. Ange has already done so, but could he do so more? What about some positional subtleties? Unfortunately, nuance and injuries don’t seem to make as interesting of a narrative - and pundits exist solely for narrative’s sake.

Join me next time for part three, where we’ll talk on more commentator crapshoots.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Friday, January 3

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Well look at that. January is here, and that can only mean one thing: the transfer window! Who doesn’t love moments of ecstasy and hope crushed within minutes of them?

Tottenham fans got their first taste of that on Thursday, as Sam Johnstone was reportedly a transfer target for no more than four hours.

“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaseless in the past,” as F Scott Fitzgerald once put it (though, notably, not about the transfer window).

Tottenham Hotspur women:

There was some transfer activity on the women’s side already - if you can call it that. Loanee goalkeeper Katelin Talbert returned to her parent club West Ham on Thursday after making one appearance for Spurs.

They already beat Everton and Palace last month, so there’s no reason why they can’t do it again this month, right?

For those keeping track at home, Beth England is Spurs’ top scorer this season with five goals across all competitions. Eveliina Summamen has three.

Tottenham Hotspur women’s schedule: at Everton (FA Women’s Cup; 12 Jan), Leicester (19 Jan), Tottenham (League Cup; 22 Jan), at Palace (26 Jan)

Tottenham Hotspur men:

Who knows what today’s news will bring, or even tomorrow, when it comes to transfer business or injuries. What we do know is Spurs still face an injury crisis, are working with a depleted and exhausted squad, and are currently on a three-game winless streak.

If you think this month will offer some time off for these players, you’re wrong. Spurs play in three four competitions this month: the Premier League, the EFL Cup, the FA Cup and the Europa League. That means they’ll be playing two games a week.

The biggest games are the first leg of the EFL Cup against Liverpool, as well as an away day for the North London Derby against Arsenal.

Elsewhere, group play in the Europa League wraps up with fixtures against Hoffenheim and Elfsborg.

Tottenham Hotspur men’s schedule: Newcastle (4 Jan), Liverpool (EFL Cup; 8 Jan), at Tamworth (FA Cup; 12 Jan), at Arsenal (15 Jan), at Everton (19 Jan), at Hoffenheim (Europa League; 23 Jan), Leicester (26 Jan), Elfsborg (Europa League; 30 Jan)

Fitzie’s track of the day: Happiness Forever, by Cults

And now for your links:

The Athletic ($$): Thomas Tuchel to attend Tottenham vs Newcastle

Rangers defeat Celtic 3-0 in Old Firm Derby

Plymouth scrap plans to document relegation battle after Wayne Rooney departure

GOLD: Wolves Sam Johnstone not an option at keeper for Tottenham

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According to Alasdair Gold of football.London, Tottenham Hotspur are now weighing other options at keeper after the club was tabbed to possibly bring in Wolves’ Sam Johnstone on a loan deal.

As earlier written, Tottenham was looking to make an early signing in the January window, with the keeper position at the top of the list. Looking at options, Spurs were rumored to be locked in on bringing Johnstone through the door.

With multiple players linked to the keeper role as Guglielmo Vicario recovers from his fractured ankle, Spurs hope to get a deal over the line quickly with eight matches in the month ranging from Premier League fixtures, Carabao Cup semi-final, FA Cup 3rd round, and Europa League group play.

The window may be in its early doors, but with Tottenham, anything can happen. Hopefully, deals will be done sooner rather than in the last hour of the window to see the club back, Ange Postecoglou.

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REPORT: Girona “seriously considering” triggering €15m Bryan Gil option

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Bryan Gil was one of the outgoing summer transfers that needed to happen one way or another because he was absolutely not in Ange Postecoglou’s plans for the season. He ended up going to Girona on loan, reportedly with a purchase option of €15m if he were to impress enough by the end of the season.

Now, according to Spanish daily AS, he might have done just that. AS is reporting (via SportWitness) that Gil has done well enough that Girona is already considering triggering his purchase option. That’s unlikely to happen this month as Girona has plenty of time to make that decision, but Gil has sufficiently impressed them and they, perhaps surprisingly, have the cash to make the deal.

Gil has been a regular starter for Girona, with two goals and three assists in just over 1000 minutes so far this season. He’s not setting the world on fire (npxG+xa/90 of 0.39) but he’s been a plus add for Girona, who are currently a respectable eighth in the La Liga table.

REPORT: Destiny Udogie out eight weeks with hamstring injury

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Tottenham Hotspur’s defensive line took another hit this past weekend when Destiny Udogie limped off the pitch with what appeared to be a hamstring injury during Spurs’ 2-2 draw against Wolves. There was no questioning the fact that Destiny was, uh, destined for a spell on the sidelines; the only question was for how long.

Now we maybe know. According to Tom Barclay (of the S-n, which I will not link to), Udogie is set to miss two months.

Now, the S-n is a reprehensible newspaper, but Tom Barclay is a pretty reliable journalist, at least regarding Tottenham news so I’m inclined to believe it. Two months out also jives with the recovery timeline outlined by, uh, more unofficial sources on the InterWebz, and it tracks with the recovery time for Richarlison and Micky van de Ven who are also dealing with similar injuries. So I’m inclined to believe it.

It does put Spurs in a bit of a pickle. Ben Davies still hasn’t returned to training after re-aggravating an injury of his own, so Tottenham’s fullbacks are currently Pedro Porro, Djed Spence, and Sergio Reguilon. We’ll see whether Spurs are able to bolster their left back ranks in the January window — it’s reportedly a high priority — but at least Spurs do have SOME cover at that position.

But it’s another long term injury in a season that has been, frankly, plagued by them. It sucks. Hopefully Destiny can heal ahead of schedule (pre-Destination?), and if not — see you in March.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Thursday, January 2

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good morning and welcome to the second hoddle of 2025!

It’s time to put down some resolutions on the year - and no, I don’t mean our own.

I’m talking about Tottenham Hotspur resolutions.

Every new year gives each person a chance to start a new project, improve an aspect of their life or try something new. Why can’t the same be said of Tottenham?

With that in mind, I jotted down two or three resolutions I would like Spurs to have for the year:

Reduce long-term injuries: Spurs have been bereft with injuries in the last 12 months. Heck, even before then with Micky Van de Ven’s injury in 2023. I know there are some things that are outside Ange Postecoglou’s control, but I’d really like fewer injuries and fewer games missed. I’m looking forward to the time when we place youngsters on the bench not out of necessity, but out of luxury.

Win a trophy: I mean, obviously, right? We’re in the semifinals of the EFL Cup and look poised to advane to the knockouts in the Europa League, so there’s two chances right off the bat. Big Ange said he usually wins trophies in his second year. Let’s hope he delivers.

Get more experience in the squad: This team is still too young. Ange Postecoglou hinted at a potential change in transfer strategy, as reported by the London Evening Standard:

“Moving forward, we probably need to err on the side of getting a little bit more experience, just to help the group, because we’ve got very few at that kind of sweet spot in terms of ages.

So maybe there’s hope we’ll get more experienced players to balance out our young core. He didn’t offer much in the way of if it’ll happen in January or the summer, but it’s still a good resolution to have as we strengthen the squad and move forward.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Water, by Lo Moon

And now for your links:

A reshare via The Athletic ($$): How Dejan Kulusevski became Tottenham’s best player

Tottenham 2-2 Wolves: Player ratings to the theme of wolf societal rankings

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In what turned out to be a slight bummer of a match, Tottenham Hotspur took a 2-1 lead at home over Wolves deep into the match before conceding a late equalizer from Jorgen Strand Larsen that resulted in a 2-2 draw and two vital dropped points. It was a great opportunity for Spurs to pick up what has been a rare win lately, but to no avail. Spurs are still deeply injured and exhausted, though they get a couple extra days to recuperate before hosting Newcastle this weekend.

When thinking about what theme to use for this match, I happened across several websites that discussed actual wolf rankings. Wolves utilize a surprisingly sophisticated and robust societal ranking system that should be familiar to humans, but was still fascinating to read and learn about. It’s not super complicated — it’s a dominance society — but there is a surprising amount of jostling and ranking amidst the middle of the pack. Seems pretty appropriate after a match against Wolverhampton Wanderers, right? Inside you are two Wolves and unfortunately they both scored against Spurs.

So for this theme, there are no takes — this is just a straight hierarchical ranking of wolf society. Here are your Tottenham Hotspur player ratings to the theme of wolf rankings. Researching this subject was fascinating and fun. Wolves rule.

You’d assume that the Alpha would be the biggest, baddest wolf in the pack, but that’s not always true. It’s multi-factorial, and includes not only dominance, but also age and experience. The top of the pack is usually the dominant breeding couple, and they rule jointly, making decisions about hunting, movement, organization, etc. But the hierarchy can be challenged and it’s not unusual for alpha couples to be dethroned by others within the pack.

No Tottenham players in this category

It’s obvious, but the Beta wolf is the top lieutenant of the alpha, its second in command and potentially king (or queen) in waiting. There may be both a male or female Beta

Dejan Kulusevski (Community — 4.0): Was a big part of everything good Spurs was doing offensively, and got the assist for Johnson’s goal. He gave everything in that match.

Wolf society is centered around breeding and production of offspring, and very little is as important as the next generation of wolves. So the pups, especially the pups of the alpha couple, are often revered until they age and establish themselves within the social hierarchy. The alphas may even allow the youngest members of the pack to eat first, before the rest of the pack.

Archie Gray (Community — 3.5): Once again proved to be the most level-headed and assured Spurs defender on the day. This kid is special.

Destiny Udogie (Community — 3.0): Finally looked like he was rounding into something close to form before injuring his hamstring. Bummer.

Rodrigo Bentancur (Community — 3.5): Scored off of a corner, a unicorn for Spurs this season. Absolutely one of his better performances but docked a half star for picking up a yellow that will suspend him against Newcastle.

Brennan Johnson (Community — 3.5): OK so I was a little harsh on BJ after the initial viewing. Scored a goal and won the penalty that was saved, but still disappeared completely from the match for large stretches of time.

“Soldiers” are the mid-range societal hunters in the pack — they help the alphas to capture and kill food and are (usually) loyal foot soldiers. They may or may not be related to the alpha couple. But the middle of the pack is fluid and there’s often a lot of jostling for position. Occasionally one of the soldiers will attempt to take out the alpha and establish his/her own dominance, leading the pack and claiming breeding rights with the alpha of the other gender.

Pedro Porro (Community — 3.0): Not bad. A little lax defensively but proved to be a threat, especially from his crossing.

Radu Dragusin (Community — 3.0): Decent match. Had a thumping header at goal saved but could’ve done better positionally on a couple of occasions.

Dominic Solanke (Community — 3.0): Once again proving to be a workhorse in the front line, but isn’t getting chances to score like earlier in the season. Came close once, pressed like a beast, but still — you expect more from your CF, right?

Sergio Reguilon (Community — 2.5): He was fine? Sure. He was fine.

Pape Sarr (Community — 3.0): Had a couple of fun looking forward runs with the ball that ultimately didn’t matter. Maybe could’ve been more impactful a little earlier?

James Maddison (Community — 2.5): No real complaints about Maddison, though he didn’t have the creative impact one would’ve hoped.

Ange Postecoglou (Community — 2.5): I suppose I’m grading on a curve here considering [gestures at everything], but I thought he more or less did everything correctly.

There’s an unusual deference within wolf culture to age and wisdom, and middle-ranking older wolves serve a vital role as teachers and protectors of the pups. While the alphas and soldiers go hunting, other wolves are left behind to guard the youngsters and also educate them on how to exist within wolf society. They are not high on the chain but they serve a very important role in fostering both community within the pack and ensuring the pack stays healthy and intact.

Fraser Forster (Community — 2.5): IDK man, I’m not sure even Vicario could save either Wolves goal. Forster wasn’t necessarily the problem but he most certainly isn’t the solution.

Yves Bissouma (Community — 2.5): I’m kinda done with this guy, ngl.

Timo Werner (Community — 2.0): Had one dangerous cross and otherwise wasn’t much of a factor.

There always has to be someone at the bottom of the pack hierarchy, but in wolf society the Omega (or Omega couple) plays a vital role in the health of the pack. Yes, they’re picked on and dominated by the rest of the pack, but they can also insert themselves in the middle of intra-pack disputes as a circuit breaker to defuse potentially volatile situations. They’ve been described as “court jesters” — abused by everyone above them and yet still revered by the pack as a whole.

Son Heung-Min (Community — 2.0): Another sub-par match where Sonny played every minute and looked absolutely knackered. Had a penalty saved by going low and left, his preferred PK shot, and Jose Sa had clearly done his homework. He needs a long rest.

The lone wolf is an archetype among humans -- the wolf who leaves the pack for whatever reason. That could be because it was ostracized or kicked out of the pack, or left voluntarily for breeding purposes, or a shortage of food. They may attempt to join another pack, often starting off in the low-middle of the hierarchy, or establish a new one as an alpha. But being a lone wolf is a tenuous existence, and a dangerous one.

No Tottenham players were as bad as being a lone wolf.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Wednesday, January 1

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good morning!

And welcome to the first hoddle of 2025! It’s too bad the first Premier League fixture of the new year includes Arsenal, but maybe they’ll put in a stinker against Brentford.

January 1 also gives us ice hockey fans one of the recent traditions in North American sports: the Winter Classic.

Every year two teams play in an outdoor stadium (usually cold-weather sites) such as Fenway Park, Citi Field or Gillette Stadium. The event becomes a spectacle and is one of my favourite things to watch.

My biggest gripe, though, has to be the exclusion of the San Jose Sharks in any of these. I understand the Sharks play in California, but they’ve earned a spot by now. How the heck can last year’s edition feature the league’s two newest teams (the Las Vegas Golden Knights and Seattle Kraken) but no Sharks? Or Winnipeg Jets, for that matter.

This year’s edition will feature a return of two teams more suited to a Winter Classic than Vegas or Seattle: the St Louis Blues vs the Chicago Blackhwaks. (It’s worth noting, however, that this’ll be the Blues’ second Winter Classic in four years).

This year’s edition is also on December 31 at 5pm ET. So by the time you read this you’ll probably already know what happened. I have no idea why it’s on New Year’s Eve.

My only guess would be that the television networks thought America would be more interested in watching Arizona State versus Texas in the Peach Bowl (they’re probably right).

Fitzie’s track of the day: Rock ‘N Roll High School, by the Ramones

And now for your links:

NHL with a preview of this year’s Winter Classic

The rise and fall of North Korea women’s football