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The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Thursday, August 21

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If there is one thing I know about this community, it is how much it loves the third-through-fifth tiers of the English football pyramid. And I know you love it so much that you are willing to block out any sort of other news to focus solely and wholeheartedly on all things Leagues One and below.

EFL League One

Can you believe we’re already four games into the season? I bet Plymouth Argyle can’t. Gosh, what a rough start. Argyle were relegated from the Championship and are already facing a -6 goal differential. That’s pretty dang bad. There are other surprises in the relegation picture including Port Vale, Wycombe, Reading and Peterborough.

For those of you who like chickens, though, maybe now isn’t such a bad time. Bradford City are currently in fourth. And hoddle headquarters will always support a cockerel.

We should also keep tabs on Cardiff and Luton Town, who were also relegated. Too soon to be excited or concerned about other, methinks:

Top Six:

Stevenage (12 Pts, +5 DS)

Cardiff (10 Pts, +5 GD)

Barnsley (10 Pts, +4 GD)

Bradford City (10 Pts, +3 GD)

Huddersfield (9 Pts, +6 GD)

Bottom Four:

Reading (1 Pt, -5 GD)

N’Hampton (1 Pt, -5 GD)

Argyle (0 Pts, -6 GD)

Peterborough (0 Pts, -6 GD)

League Two:

I had to click on three tabs just to get here, so I know very little about what I’m writing right now. But I don’t understand why Salford City aren’t runaway favourites. I thought that, with their backing, they’d be fighting promotion for the EFL Championship. And sure,they’ve be safely in the top half for the past few years, but that’s not good enough for them.

Other than that, I’m keeping eyes on Barnet and Accrington Stanley. Neither are doing well, but are currently safe from relegation. Also they’re four games into a 46-game season. I’m also very interested in Harrogate, but it’s too soon to say where they might land.

Top seven:

Crewe (12 Pts, +8 GD)

Grimsby Town (10 Pts, +5 GD)

Chesterfield (9 Pts, +2 GD)

Salford (9 Pts, +1 GD)

MK Dons (8 Pts, +7 GD)

Gillingham (8 Pts, +3 GD)

Bromley (8 Pts, +3 GD)

Bottom two:

Shewsbury (1 Pt, -9 GD)

Cheltenham (0 Pts, -9 GD)

Vanarama National League: Hoddle HQ will have a little more to say about this tomorrow. But Morecambe haven’t played yet, Rochdale are top, and we all want Scunthorpe to get promoted.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Southern Man, by Neil Young

And now for your links:

Goal: “Wayne Rooney calls for greater anti-racism measures after revealing player ‘cried on his chest’ after being abused during MLS spell with DC United”

BBC: “Arsenal’s ruthless Eze coup shows intent - leaving Spurs stunned”

Jack P-B ($$): “Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s INEOS counter-suing Tottenham relating to Harry Kane’s Bayern Munich move”

And now for your throwback link:

So what the heck happened with Eberechi Eze?

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Wednesday evening, all hell broke loose in Tottenham Hotspur’s pursuit of Crystal Palace attacking midfielder Eberechi Eze. Reports over the past several days had said that negotiations between the two clubs were progressing and that an agreement for the 27-year-old England international was almost guaranteed.

And then, it wasn’t. Wednesday evening, reports first emerged that Tottenham had reached full agreement with Palace, but that the club hoped to delay the signing until after their Europa Conference League playoff match against Fredrikstad on Thursday. Shortly afterwards, new reports suggested Tottenham was no longer the only club in the frame to purchase Eze’s contract, and within moments David Ornstein and others reported that Arsenal had not only matched Tottenham’s offer for Eze, but bettered it, and that the player had decided to join Spurs’ arch-rivals instead. As of this article’s posting, Eze will sign with Arsenal for a fee of approximately £68m including escalators and add-ons.

It’s one of the more shocking transfer developments I’ve seen for Spurs in the past few years, and it’s unfortunate that it comes on the heels of the Morgan Gibbs-White and Nottingham Forest fiasco. So what the heck happened? New details are starting to emerge, and paint a picture of collusion between Palace and Arsenal, with Spurs used as a stalking horse and convenient means of discovery.

First, here’s Matt Law summarizing what happened on Twitter:

Miguel Delaney goes even further in the Independent, laying out (in a somewhat muddled and confusing way) how Arsenal had established a transfer structure far ahead of Tottenham’s involvement for Eze, going back to August 10. According to Delaney, Arsenal knew that Eze, a childhood Arsenal fan, had an emotional attachment to the club and that given a choice he would always choose Arsenal over other clubs, including Spurs. Arsenal’s gazumping of Eze, which took place over hours when Spurs had been in complex negotiations for days, came about because of this hidden agreement, even though Arsenal seemingly had decided to back away from negotiations for Eze at the beginning of August, because they felt they needed to sell some players before making a large player purchase. The agreement with Palace was, apparently, kept extremely quiet, with Palace agreeing to delay their deal with Tottenham, knowing Arsenal was likely to come back at some point.

The Independent can now reveal that Arsenal had actually struck the principles of an agreement with Palace as early as the morning of Sunday 10 August. They managed to keep it extraordinarily quiet, as illustrated by how it was only after Wednesday evening’s sensations that multiple sources were willing to talk about it.

There was also the fact that, in those nine days, it didn’t look like Arsenal would follow through on that agreement. The word put out was that they wanted to sell before any other purchase, and that they preferred a left winger. Interest in Eze was repeatedly played down. There had been a lot of mixed messages, which fit with the whole summer as regards Arsenal and the Palace star.

— Miguel Delaney, The Independent

Delaney seems to think that Arsenal were playing 4D chess over this transfer, had knowingly backed away from the Eze deals with the hopes that another club would come in and do some of the legwork for them, and always intended to re-enter the race late with an equal or higher bid. What doesn’t make sense about Delaney’s hypothesis is why, if Arsenal had a secret agreement earlier in the window to purchase Eze for less money, why they’d need another club to come in so they can make a hijack for more money later on.

What makes more sense is that Arsenal had laid a lot of track with Palace earlier in the window, but had decided to back off of their pursuit of Eze for whatever reason. What changed their mind was almost certainly the long-term knee injury to Kai Havertz yesterday. Now needing reinforcement at attacking midfield and knowing that Eze was essentially waiting for the Gunners, Arsenal made their move, using what they knew of Tottenham’s offer and besting it, and very likely offering higher wages to Eze to boot. That’s less a “silent hijacking” as Delaney puts it and more just a standard, old-fashioned gazumping. Still sucks, but it’s not nearly as nefarious.

But still, there’s no getting around it — Spurs were played for suckers, and there was almost certainly collusion between Palace and Arsenal over this deal.

Spurs are (rightfully) furious to have a highly-desired player get snatched out from under them by their biggest rivals. While Spurs fans are instantly gravitating towards yelling at chairman Daniel Levy, it really doesn’t appear that the club did a whole lot wrong. Palace were being somewhat intractable in their negotiations with Tottenham, and clearly knew that Eze would sign with Arsenal given a choice. Levy, one of the most stubborn chairmen in the Premier League, is even garnering some sympathy.

The situation has led to some surprising sympathy for the Spurs chairman within the game. Their own negotiations for Eze had encountered repeated difficulties, as first reported by The Independent on Saturday night. The problems actually preceded that. Talks almost collapsed the Thursday before, and there were constant hold-ups over issues like add-ons and how much was being paid up front. Just when one issue was solved, another would arise.

One description over the last few days was that “the deal is both almost done and constantly at the point of collapse”. There is now a belief, especially within Spurs, that Palace were stalling. They were waiting for Arsenal to come back.

— Miguel Delaney, The Independent

Modern football transfers are frequently long, messy, and often very complicated. It’s very rarely as simple as, as the oft-uttered fan statement goes, “just pay(ing) the money,” because you are dealing with people, not a football computer game simulator, and people can be petty, messy, complicated, and difficult to deal with. In this case, Levy and Johan Lange were dealing with a club that clearly were not especially interested in selling to them, a chairman in Palace’s Steve Parrish with a reputation nearly as difficult as Levy’s, and a player who would only join Tottenham if he had no viable path to sign with Tottenham’s top rival instead. The situation is embarrassing for Spurs, but it’s not especially clear how they could’ve avoided this situation, apart from a drastic overpay, something Spurs almost never do (with good reason).

The situation was absurd enough that even Matt Law, a notable critic of Tottenham stretching back years, felt a little bad for us.

Thanks… I guess?

So what’s next? We’ll probably find out shortly. There’s no time for Tottenham to lick their wounds with 11 days left to go in the window and at least three priority signings to make before it slams shut. There are now reports that Spurs could make another approach for Manchester City winger Savinho, a deal that, in the words of Miracle Max, may only be MOSTLY dead instead of all dead. Other credible rumors suggest Spurs could immediately pivot to Monaco’s 23-year-old midfielder Maghnes Akliouche. Leicester’s Bilal El Khannous still technically hasn’t signed with Palace, meaning he’s also ripe for a proper gazumping, something that feels kind of fitting. There may be other targets on Spurs’ board that we don’t know about; Lange is not above moving in silence to achieve his transfer targets and we are not privy to his conversations in the Spurs war rooms.

We can huff the copium and try and make the hurt go away by suggesting that Eberechi Eze never made a ton of sense in Thomas Frank’s lineup, or that £68m was a wild amount of money for a player who would likely turn 32 by the end of his contract. A lot of these things are even true! But there’s no doubt — this one stings. Whether or not you (or I) are rationalizing what happened, Eze is a good player and it would’ve been extremely fun to watch him play football for Tottenham Hotspur. Now it’s time to pivot to what comes next, and I have to believe that there will be additional players coming in before the end of the month. The real question is whether those players will be as good as Eberechi Eze.

Ornstein: Arsenal to hijack Spurs move for Eze, with player keen

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Before I get to the meat of this, let me just make an appeal to everyone: try and see this less as something that makes you mad and instead as something that does NOT make you mad, no, in fact this is actually funny to you. Trust me it helps.

According to David Ornstein, Arsenal have decided to try and GAZUMP Tottenham Hotspur’s bid for Crystal Palace attacking midfielder Eberechi Eze, with the Ornacle stating that Eze wants the move.

I could spend a lot of time huffing copium about how this was inevitable after the news broke this morning that Kai Havertz was out long term with a knee injury, or that buying a 27-year-old probably wasn’t the best use of our financial resources, especially when we have someone like Maghnes Akliouche waiting in the wings, Eze clearly didn’t want to come to us anyway, and that it’s okay, these things happen sometimes (even though getting gazumped by Arsenal almost never happens and really really sucks when it does).

Instead, I’m just going to post photos of calming landscapes, because I think we all need that more than we need to rage, rage against the dying of the light. Remember, this is a community and in a community we support and help each other. Be nice. Be kind.

Anyway, here are some lovely photos of pretty things. TAke a look, y’all: IMG_4636.jpeg

Glasner: Eze to play for Palace in Thursday’s Conference League playoff

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If you expected Tottenham Hotspur’s protracted pursuit of Crystal Palace’s Eberechi Eze to be completed early this week so that Eze could potentially play for Spurs against Manchester City on Saturday, prepare to be disappointed. Crystal Palace manager Oliver Glassner spoke to the press today and said he expects both Eze and Marc Guehi to play in tomorrow’s Conference League playoff match between Palace and Fredrikstad.

This isn’t exactly surprising. I mean maybe a bit in that I’m not sure anyone involved in the transfer wants to run the risk of Eze getting injured in a European qualifying match, but the desire to want to keep and play both Eze and Guehi makes sense when you consider Palace already have six players out injured, including Daichi Kamada, Eddie Nketiah, and Chiekh Doucoure. It might simply be a combination of raw numbers and the desire not to be doubly embarrassed by being unfairly drummed out of the Europa League and then losing in Conference League qualifiers to a team from Norway.

At any rate, at this point I’d take Glasner at his word and would not expect any deal to be finalized before Friday. And if that’s the case, don’t expect Eze to participate in the match at City at the weekend. All signs continue to point towards a deal getting done, especially since there are early reports that Palace have agreed terms with Leicester for Bilal El Khannouss. Until we get more info, though, I’m freely giving you permission to move, if only to make sure you don’t cramp up.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Wednesday, August 20

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After much consideration, I have decided it is time to bring in a new hoddle hero. This time I’m bending the rules a little bit, and I’ll explain why shortly.

I’ve been thinking a lot about this one lately. The racial abuse Tel suffered last week was disgusting. On Friday I offered my support by featuring him on the Friday hoddle.

On Tuesday, Tel gave his first message since he was the subject of abuse:

“After the last a few days have passed, I wanted to thank you for all your messages of support! I was also disappointed about Wednesday night but racism has no place in our society. Every day is a learning curve, and every day is a lesson. I know where I come from, where I started and none of this will bring me down. With work and humility, respect reigns. Thank you all”

And days after the Tel incident, Bournemouth’s Antoine Semenyo was racially abused by a fan during their first game of the season at Anfield.

Here is what Semenyo had to say about it:

I kept going back and forth of whether or not I should feature Tel here. After a quick chat with a friend I was convinced that this gesture, no matter how small, is still more than doing nothing. And so that’s where I landed.

But I’m also going to do a little bit more. Those of you who’ve been around here might remember how my predecessor, Pardeep, would feature a “Stay Informed, Read This” section at the bottom of every hoddle to highlight this issue in sports writ large.

So I’m going to continue that for at least the rest of this month - maybe beyond (I haven’t decided that part yet). These links could be throwback hoddles from Pardeep, throwback links that she shared at the time, or it could include newer ones that I see circulating on the internet.

I will also confirm here that Tel will remain the hoddle hero until after the transfer window closes on September 2 or who knows, maybe even a day or two longer. In this case I’ll be breaking the traditional hoddle hero rules to celebrate a player who should receive our support.

From Nov 19, 2021: “Edouard Mendy criticises media outlets over use of his image in stories about Benjamin Mendy”

Rumor: Tottenham move eyes towards Monaco’s winger Maghnes Akliouche

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After spending the previous week submitting bids in hopes of prying away 21-year-old Brazilian winger Savinho from Manchester City, Tottenham have now shifted their eyes to another young starlet in Monaco’s Maghnes Akliouche, according to The Independent.

With Savinho omitted from City’s first Premier League game of the season — with a rumored injury — the Brazilian took to social media to show himself working out in the gym alone. Many thought that would be the final line that would seal the deal for him to make his case as wanting to leave Manchester City and join Tottenham. But, City have held firm on the valuation for the Brazilian as £70m is a little steep for Spurs.

Not wanting to drag their feet in the window anymore than they already have, Spurs have shifted their focus to Monaco’s Akliouche. According to The Independent, Monaco are rumored to be interested in letting the French winger go for a big close to €55m (£47.5m).

With his name rumored to leave Monaco for a majority of the summer window, Akliouche has made a case for himself to be one of the best wingers in the French League. Since joining Monaco from the U-21 side for the 2023-24 campaign, Akliouche has put together two double digit Goal & Assists seasons (11 and 15). Already in the new season for Monaco, Akliouche scored one of the teams two goals on the night — the other by former Spurs center-back Eric Dier — in the 3-1 win over Le Havre.

We all love green bars and especially ones in the second block of progressive passing, something Spurs need after James Maddison’s ACL injury. Yes, it isn’t a Premier League starlet of Savinho tore up defenses for Manchester City but Akliouche is a fun prospect who has already put together dominant seasons and is cheaper.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Tuesday, August 19

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This week was a big one for the Spurs lads on loan.

While Richarlison was busy banging in goals for Tottenham against Burnley, a few of our academy kids were doing some good work of their own.

First, here’s Mikey Moore with what Menno called the “Tom Carroll assist” for Rangers:

It was his first assist for the 18-year-old since joining Rangers on loan earlier this month.

And then there was Alfie Devine, who scored his first goal for Preston North End.

This was actually a really great effort by Devine to beat the Leicester City keeper and then score from a pretty tight angle. Sure, he has teammates. But why pass when you can just score, baby.

Devine signed a new contract for Spurs upon joining Preston North End on loan. Preston also said that the season-long loan came with an option to buy, which is a pretty interesting one. It doesn’t seem like Devine’s got much of a future at Spurs, so a goal here should give Preston something to think about when the season ends.

And then there’s Will Lankshear, whose goal for Oxford United leveled the match against Hull City. United would go on to lose, but we’ve got this nice goal:

Can we be led to believe that Lankshear saw Richarlison’s incredi-goal on Saturday, and then tried to score off a volley the day after? No, I don’t think we can.

But nonetheless it was a good goal, and it’s nice to see the Tottenham loanees doing some good work.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Eskimo Blue Day, by Jefferson Airplane

And now for your links:

Matt Law: “Tottenham make Cristian Romero highest earner with new contract”

Alasdair Gold: “The big battle building up inside Tottenham after defender decision is made”

BBC: “Exuberance, energy and elation - how Leeds used the Elland Road X factor”

BREAKING: Cuti Romero signs new Tottenham contract extension

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UPDATE: Communicado official! Once again the club isn’t reporting the length of the contract or the wages, but I’d guess he’s probably now on £200k/wk or so which if accurate would put him up there among the highest-earning defenders in the league. But that’s just my guess.

Sorry to give you emotional whiplash this morning, but the news doesn’t stop for our feel-feels. According to multiple reports, newly-appointed Tottenham Hotspur club captain Cristian Romero has signed a new contract with the club!

Woooooooooooo! This IS good news! I half expected something like this the moment Cuti was named club captain, because it sure doesn’t seem like we’d have done that if he were going to try and run down his current deal or force his way out of the club this coming summer. But it sure does feel good to have this one in the bag, considering how convinced everyone was that he was going to be sold to Atletico Madrid this summer in the wake of Ange Postecoglou’s sacking.

Cuti’s one of the best players at the club even before the departure of Son Heung-Min, almost always a rock at the heart of Spurs’ defense and it’s a dang treat to have him commit his medium term future to the club. It’s holding serve, but any replacement for Cuti is unlikely to be as good as, well, Cuti currently is. So this is big, and exciting, and I’m pretty dang stoked.

Hopefully we get confirmation soon, and I’ll update this article if it comes today.

Balague: City pull plug on Savinho to Spurs transfer

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There’s a line in the movie Spaceballs delivered by Rick Moranis playing the role of Dark Helmet that I always come back to — “Evil will always triumph, because Good is dumb.” That’s kinda how I feel after reading the latest update on the transfer of Savinho from Manchester City to Tottenham Hotspur. Balague is reporting now that City have decided NOT to sell Savinho, ostensibly because there no longer appears to be a path for City to purchase Rodrygo from Real Madrid.

Carty Free founder Kim McCauley said something in Carty Free chat just now in the immediate wake of this news that makes a lot of sense — the only way this transfer from City to Spurs makes a lick of sense is if City replaces Savinho with someone better (i.e. Rodrygo) and there’s been almost zero reporting of any willingness of Madrid to sell to City. The suggestion I’m getting is that Rodrygo simply doesn’t want to leave. The replacement has to be interested in coming to City for Madrid to justify selling one of their prize young assets.

Now, Balague has plenty of contacts but if this is the case I’d expect we’ll see confirmation of this from David Ornstein or Fab Romano here before too long. Seems like a pretty huge story that could have massive implications on everyone involved, so… let’s hope Guillem is just wrong.

But if he isn’t, that really really REALLY changes the calculus for Spurs in what remains of the window. I have to say that even with potentially signing Eze I am not very impressed with this transfer window unless Spurs are able to get a top-tier attacker like Savinho in. Kudus is good and Eze will help, but it’s not a transformational window and a LOT then hinges on players staying healthy and Thomas Frank able to get a tune out of the same players that mostly underachieved under Ange Postecoglou.

Delaney: Eze deal contingent on deal over payment structure

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Miguel Delaney had something of a weird weekend with regards to his reporting on the deal between Tottenham Hotspur and Crystal Palace over Eberechi Eze. Delaney first posted on social media that things were pointing towards a £55m deal plus incentives for the 27-year-old England international to move across town to North London, then followed it up by saying that things had become “difficult.”

Delaney was one of the journalists who suggested that Eze might not start Palace’s first match this past weekend over concern about his transfer, only for him to then start anyway (and score a banger of a free kick that was called back by a controversial VAR decision).

Clearly Delaney has sources, probably from Eze’s agents, who are feeding him information that changes frequently. It’s the nature of the business. His latest, in the Independent, suggests that the hold-up is Palace insisting that Tottenham spend more of the transfer fee up front so Palace can have more flexibility to bring in Eze’s replacement. Palace are now closely linked with Leicester attacking midfielder Bilal El Khannous, also on Tottenham’s list should the Eze deal fall through, but Spurs may be hesitant to front-load the payment too much out of liquidity concerns. Palace also have an interest in Club Brugge midfielder Christos Tzolis.

How accurate is this? Well, check your watch because by the time you read this it might have changed, but it feels pretty reasonable to me. Palace are also at risk of losing Marc Guehi and while they’re getting good money in for the players they’ve sold in recent seasons, they don’t want to be left too short-handed. I’d say it’s a reasonable ask to have a larger down payment, but it also depends on how much they’re asking for and whether there’s any wiggle room. There’s also the possibility that Palace want to hang onto Eze until after their Europa Conference League playoff match against Fredrikstad on Thursday.

I’m still pretty bullish on this deal and think it happens, but it’s not a Tottenham transfer without a little late drama. In the meantime: calma, calma, calma. Alternately, just lie back and think of Savinho.