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The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Tuesday, October 29

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We’re almost at the close of the month, which means it’s nearly time for our monthly EFL Championship roundup.

But first, let us give attention to the teams in the three levels immediately below it in the English Football Pyramid.

Today’s edition is extra special because it comes with almost no analysis or insight into the standings. Hope you enjoy this as much as I do:

EFL League One :: Are the wheels for Wrexham falling off? They could fall out of the automatics picture once Mansfield Town play their extra game. Would like to see Mansfield Town in the chip.

Top Six:

Bottom Four:

EFL League Two :: Disappointing to see Carlisle so low. I always associate the town with it being a good spot to pay a visit to Hadrian’s wall. By that account they should be about midtable. Hope they stay up.

Top Seven:

Bottom Two:

Vanarama National League :: York City are top with Forest Green chasing. Braintree is too cool a name to let fall further in the pyramid.

Top One

Vanarama National League Bottom Four:

Fitzie’s track of the day: Future Enemies, by Yola

And now for your links:

Football London’s latest loan roundup

Jay Harris ($$): Ange Postecoglou’s Tottenham must learn to ‘win ugly’

Dan KP: Tottenham’s Ange evolution hurt by ‘lack of leaders’

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Monday, October 28

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Tragic news befell the music and Deadhead community on Friday. Phil Lesh, co-founder and bass player for the Grateful Dead, has passed away.

When I first paid attention to the Grateful Dead, I didn’t realise it was Lesh who guided me through the first gateway into the band’s mystical catalagoue and quasimythological story.

There were a few songs I played on repeat when I walked to West Hampstead Station most mornings during my London tenure. None captured my imagination quite like Box of Rain. I was entranced by the galloping bassline. Most of all, I was allured by the rich imagery in the lyrics. Fascinated by what a “box of rain” is. What it looks like.

For a band steeped in Americana, folk and bluegrass, this song felt so abstract at the time. How could you possibly grasp anything like this?

What do you want me to do

To do for you to see you through?

It’s all a dream we dreamed

One afternoon long ago

The only other song to get as much airplay during that time was Sweet Baby James. But Box of Rain unlocked a portal for me to the Grateful Dead that I’ll never have with James Taylor.

Box of Rain led to Touch of Grey, which led to Shakedown Street, which led to Fire on the Mountain, which led to Eyes of the World 5/17/74. From that moment on I was hooked.

Fitzie’s track of the day, part one: Box of Rain, by the Grateful Dead

The Grateful Dead were a strange band. Of course you can also refer to them still in the present if you believe, like me, that the band is still very much alive in the songs floating in the air and in our memories.

Lesh, like Bob Weir and Jerry Garcia and Pigpen and Micky Hart and Bill Kreutzmann, offered something truly unique to how a band operates. Admirers of Lesh credit his classical training to playing the bass in a supremely unique way. Not just in keeping time or melody, but fluttering between the interwoven tradeoffs between Garcia and Weir, and the driving percussion of Hart and Kreutzmann.

It’s truly something to listen to the Dead’s music and then, all of a sudden, a Phil bomb drops. A magical array of chords and notes dancing within, around and above everything else.

It’s all part of the mystery of the Dead, which comprised of the strangest amalgamation of musical backgrounds and interests. Americana, bluegrass, jazz, classical, psychadelia. And, of course, the Deadheads themselves, who for decades bottled up thousands of wondrous moments and freely share them among friends and strangers.

Lesh’s death is a tragic, tragic loss for the community. Still, the music lives on. The Grateful Dead’s music is still alive, pulsating with the thundrous beat of Lesh’s bass.

Fitzie’s track of the day, part two: Help On The Way / Slipknot / Franklin’s Tower / The Music Never Stopped, by the Grateful Dead

And now for your links;

Dan KP: Big Ange admits Spurs fell into Palace’s ‘trap’

Jay Harris’s takeaways ($$) from Tottenham’s loss to Crystal Palace

Palace manager Oliver Glasner says performance vs Spurs is the ‘benchmark’

Vinícius slams racist ‘criminals’ during El Classico

Crystal Palace 1-0 Tottenham Hotspur: Community Player Ratings

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It will be forever deeply ironic to me that in my first match available to watch after having liver resection surgery, I got to watch Tottenham Hotspur play the role of Prometheus having his liver eaten by Eagles. Spurs put in their worst performance of the season at Selhurst Park on Sunday, getting thoroughly outplayed by a winless Crystal Palace team en route to a 1-0 loss, snapping any semblance of good vibes that were percolating after last week.

It was a pretty bad performance from top to bottom. Some Spurs players put in decent performances (Vicario, Dom Solanke) and others tried hard, but it’s tough to beat anyone, even a bad Palace team when so many players put in 2.5 star performances at best.

Not a fun watch, unfortunately. It’s time to rate the players.

Rate the players from 1⁄2 to 5 stars. If the player doesn’t deserve a rating due to minutes played, DO NOT RANK. I will round the stars up/down to the nearest half-star for the player ratings later this week.

Crystal Palace 1-0 Tottenham Hotspur: Poor display at Selhurst Park

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Tottenham Hotspur displayed one of its worst games at Selhurst Park as the Lilywhites gifted Crystal Palace its first Premier League win this season with a 1-0 defeat on Sunday.

From the opening whistle, Spurs never looked right as passes were sloppy, defending was poor, and the press that Spurs have been known to tear defenses down looked lackluster.

Never garnering chances in the final third to put a Palace defense in shambles, the Palace attack came into the game and started to make its presence on the pitch.

Winning headers and second balls through the midfield, Palace capitalized on a Spurs mistake for the lone goal of the game.

Cristian Romero made a pass across the box for Micky Van de Ven to run on it with a Palace defender charging him. Trying to get a quick lob pass over him for Destiny Udogie, Van de Ven slipped on his delivery and allowed Daniel Munoz to collect it and deliver a cross into the box against an open Spurs defense. Hitting Eberechi Eze around the penalty spot for a quick flick, the pass set up Jean-Phillipe Mateta for a controlled touch and goal against a charging Guglielmo Vicario.

Down 1-0 and the narrative of Dr. Tottenham coming into play, with Crystal Palace looking for its first win, the meme stayed true as Spurs struggled to get the tying goal.

The team had chances after going down as Brennan Johnson hit the post off a corner play, James Maddison had a shot saved in the last second by Dean Henderson, and Richarlison had a great look twice.

Unable to convert any of the chances, Spurs fell victim to possibly their worst defeat of the season.

A stat that jumped out on the telecast was Spurs had only won three away league games this calendar season. Really tough to see a different team away from home that leaves many wanting consistency.

I believe we all have the same thoughts on the loss being a true deflation, but I want to give Mikey Moore a quick appreciation for being the second youngest Spurs player in the Premier League to get his first start at 17-years-old. He didn’t look his best after being stunning in the Europa League game on Thursday, but he wasn’t the only one who had a rough day at Selhurst Park.

Crystal Palace vs. Tottenham Hotspur: game time, live blog, and how to watch online

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Tottenham Hotspur are flying high. They have seven wins from eight matches, and just last weekend crushed London “rivals” West Ham United. Sunday’s opponent Crystal Palace, however, can’t buy a win. The only wins they do have this season are against lower tier sides in cup competition, winless so far in the league and sitting in the relegation zone.

Does anybody else feel a storm brewing?

Glasner-ball hasn’t really taken off after promising signs were seen for the Eagles last season. The loss of Michael Olise has hit them hard, and Tottenham-linked Eberechi Eze and Adam Wharton have struggled for form. Spurs. on the other hand, seem to be rounding nicely into form. Dejan Kulusevski and Brennan Johnson have gone to new levels, and the addition of Dominic Solanke to the squad has seemingly taken the attack up a notch.

Even without captain Son Heung-min, this should be a match the Lilywhites will be expecting to control; but expectations are one thing, and real life is another. Let’s see if things go as smoothly as they might on paper.

COYS!

Lineups

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Live Blog

How to Watch

Crystal Palace vs. Tottenham Hotspur

Selhurst Park, London, UK

Sunday, October 27, 2024

Time: 10:00 a.m. ET, 2:00 p.m. UK

TV: Peacock

Match thread rules

The match thread rules are the same as always. To any visitors coming here for the first time, welcome! We’re glad you’re here! Wipe your feet, mind the gap, and be sure to check out the other pages at this outstanding site. While you’re here, though, we have a few rules and regulations:

Absolutely no links to illegal streams. They’re bad and they get us in trouble. Violators will be warned or banned.

We have rules against “relentless negativity.” Nobody likes a Negative Nancy. Don’t knee-jerk and post outlandish or hurtful things just because you’re frustrated.

Along those lines, outright abuse of players or match officials is also not allowed. It’s fine to say “wow, that was a really bad call,” but it’s NOT okay to direct copious amounts of abuse in the direction of said official over a call you did not like.

Treat other people in the match thread the way you would want someone else to treat your grandmother. Be nice. This is a community of fans, not an un-moderated message board.

NO SPIDERS!

Finally, while we don’t have a rule against profanity, please try and keep the naughty words in check. Also, language that is sexist, racist, transphobic, or homophobic in nature will be swiftly deleted and you will be immediately banned. This is an open, supportive community.

Have fun, and COYS!

Crystal Palace vs. Tottenham Hotspur Preview: Soaring free

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Last weekend’s dismantling of West Ham made it three league wins in four for Tottenham Hotspur, and six in seven across all competitions after Thursday’s success in the Europa League. A season is full of peaks and valleys, and after some frustrating results to open up the campaign, the vibes have completely flipped. Spurs look to keep the good times rolling at Selhurst Park on Sunday.

Crystal Palace is (shockingly) nowhere near the middle of the table. The Eagles might end up there — as they seemingly always do — but they enter the weekend way down at 18th place, thanks to a total of zero wins on the year through eight matches. London derbies always feel a bit tricky, but Spurs are the in-form side here and are the favorites to take the points.

Crystal Palace (18th, 3pts) vs. Tottenham Hotspur (7th, 13pts)

Date: Saturday, October 19

Time: 10:00 am ET, 2:00 pm UK

Location: Selhurst Park, London

TV: Peacock (USA), TNT Sports 1 (UK)

Despite the abysmal record, there are some minor bright spots for the Eagles. No loss has been by more than two goals, putting the defense around league-average, and they mustered draws against Chelsea and United. However, Palace has scored just five goals so far, dead last in the league, epitomizing what has clearly been a tough start to the season.

Tottenham has won the last five straight between these two, which appears to be its longest streak against any current Premier League side. Last fall’s win at Selhurst Park featured a Joel Ward own goal off the boot of James Maddison and a second from Heung-Min Son. The reverse fixture saw Spurs down until the 77th minute when Timo Werner, Cristian Romero, and Son scored three in just over 10 minutes to flip the match.

Blue chippers

Oliver Glasner’s hire seemed to be the perfect fit after Palace won six of its final seven matches last year, but clearly that has not carried over. Mark Guehi and new signing Maxence Lacroix have been good anchoring the defense, but that has really been the bright spot. Jean-Philippe Mateta has a couple goals, but Eberechi Eze has not quite got going, and of course Eddie Nketiah has yet to make an impact (lol).

Meanwhile, Tottenham’s best are playing up to their level. Dejan Kulusevski is nothing short of elite since moving more centrally, Son returned convincingly, and the supporting cast are doing their share as well. Against a frankly inferior opponent, the stars should have their way. Son scored in both fixtures last season, and even if he is out, someone like Kulusevski can take the mantle. It should not take a herculean effort to make a difference in this one.

Keep it clean

Maybe this is setting myself up to look stupid, but this appears primed for a clean sheet. Palace has scored once in its past four league contests — a lone goal against Everton. Meanwhile, aside from the Brighton debacle, Spurs have allowed totals of one, one, zero, and one dating back to the Arsenal loss in the league and are coming off a clean sheet Thursday. Yes, the defense is still prone to dumb mistakes too often for comfort, but that is really the only way Palace is scoring here.

I choose to have some faith in the back line. Tottenham settled down after that early goal last weekend and played fairly soundly after that. Destiny Udogie still has looked off, but we know the talent across the defense is there. The substitution of Pape Sarr into midfield last weekend helped as well, and the visitors should have no trouble owning the ball and controlling the middle of the pitch this Sunday.

Tottenham Hotspur 1-0 AZ Alkmaar: Three Things We Learned

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An uncomfortable scoreline, but eventually a reasonably comfortable performance. Tottenham Hotspur cemented their place among the top spots of the Europa League table with a 1-0 home win over Eredevise team AZ Alkmaar.

A heavily rotated Spurs XI battled initially against the outgunned and overwhelmed Dutch side who generally offered little in response but still had chances to land a sucker punch, before a second half lift saw Tottenham coast to three points. It was another solid win, marking Tottenham’s seventh win in eight matches.

There was plenty to talk about from the match: Fraser Forster’s solid performance, as well as Troy Parrot making his (in)glorious return, but this is my article, so you get my takeaways. Nobody will read them anyway so feel free to skip straight to the comments! Alternatively, read on.

There is such a thing as too much rotation

We are all well aware of the congested football calendar, and with Tottenham in Europe there are a lot of matches to be played and minutes to go around. That means rotating players to keep things fresh, distribute time on the pitch around the squad, and stave off injury. Up to this point, however, Ange Postecoglou has found it challenging to find the perfect balance.

His biggest success in this respect was probably against Ferencvaros, with a good mix of youth, squad, and experienced players; but today, the team struggled for fluency and cohesion until changes were made. There were regular wayward passes, mistimed runs, and a few moments at the back of which a stronger side would have made more.

In this writer’s opinion (and to be clear, this is just my opinion) an ideal balance is this: three changes in the back six - four max, but only if only a maximum two of those are in the backline; one of the two attacking eights (both are fine if the 6 has stayed consistent); and two of the front three. Maybe that’s being conservative, but in terms of both providing defensive coordination and protecting your younger players by still retaining a level of experience and starting-level skill helps ease the drop between the starting XI and a rotated side.

We don’t want to see a repeat of the numerous cup knockouts Spurs have seen in recent years.

Moore or less of Werner

Following on from the above point, fluidity in the front three was sorely lacking in the first half and Ange Postecoglou was clearly not happy with what he was seeing. Richarlison was almost anonymous in the first half, and Mikey Moore was wasteful and easily dispossessed. Timo Werner, while not exactly anything to write home about, created the best chance of the half, putting the ball on a platter for Moore before spurning a chance of his own after being played in by a glorious outside-of-the-boot chipped pass by Lucas Bergvall. He seemed the biggest threat around the box, and though his finishing at times is laughable, his all-round play tends to be good.

The Timo Werner paradox is thus: only Timo Werner could get on the end of the chances he does; and only Timo Werner could miss them.

The easy option for Postecoglou could have been waiting to see what his side could offer following the break, or perhaps pulling the youngster Moore for a more experienced contributor; but he instead opted to make a half-time change and introduce Brennan Johnson for the luckless Werner. The reality is football is about goals, and it’s also about planning for the future.

It was simultaneously a deft demonstration of belief, and a brutal instance of calculation. Moore, after being moved to his preferred left side, immediately sprung to life, beating players, creating chances, and cutting the AZ defense to ribbons. The 17-year-old could be Spurs’ starting left winger within the next 2-3 years; Werner will more than likely no longer be with the club. It was a call that could have backfired on Postecoglou in that specific match, but even if it did, it was still arguably the right call. I wouldn’t be surprised to see Moore receive increased minutes as the season progresses, and Werner’s playing time dwindle. James Maddison is certainly a Moore fan:

From minute 45 to 65 I thought we had Neymar on the left wing. He was brilliant. Just demanding the ball and fearless. [He has] that young, fearless mentality and you never want to take that away from him.

We can’t escape penalty & VAR drama

There’s always an argument that VAR is less of a problem on the continent, and the real issue with the implementation of VAR in the Premier League is more the processes and the people driving it, and less the fact that we utilize it at all. I’m arguably a VAR fan, at least in principle, but this match was one of possibly many examples that rebut the “VAR good in Europe, bad in England” theory.

On top of the penalty that was given, Spurs could have had two other penalties today, possibly more; the challenge on James Maddison particularly stood out to me as one where the referee might have at least wanted to check things on his monitor. Instead, VAR took its usual approach that we are so used to in the PL: referees upholding a fellow referee’s decision, even with pretty solid evidence to the contrary.

The penalty drama didn’t stop there, either, with Maddison and Richarlison clashing over who should take the penalty that was awarded. It wasn’t a great look for the team, with Richarlison refusing to yield to his captain on the day, before being ushered away by his squadmates.

All’s well that ends well though, with Maddison eventually opting to change his mind, allowing Richarlison to dispatch the spot kick:

Maddison spoke about this moment as well in an interview following the match:

There was a little thought in my head, when I was stood there I had a little conversation with myself and just thought, ‘Richy’s coming back from an injury, it can be difficult, especially for a striker’. I learnt that last year when I had a long injury, it took me a while to get my first goal. So [it was] a split-second decision to let him take it and that’ll do him the world of good...

...even if I wasn’t the captain… I still like to think I’d make decisions that are best for the team. I thought it would be best if Richy took it, he’s a good penalty taker.

It was a great moment of leadership from Maddison, and though the optics of the initial spat were poor, the ensuing moments showed just how united and focused this team are. Maybe this is the moment where Ange Postecoglou’s Spurs reach the next level?

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Friday, October 25

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Before we get to today’s hoddle I’d like to give a quick shout-out to MattyFlatt, who helped fill in for me earlier this week. Thanks Matty!

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This might be the first time I’m doing a Track of the Day after not attending a concert. That’s right - not attending.

And, to my regret, I did not see Yard Act last week in DC.

“Why didn’t you go fitzie?”

Well, I guess numerous reasons or excuses why. Tiredness, stressed, it was getting dark out, tickets were $25 (which is dumb excuse) because I had to spend $14 on a sandwich the day after anyways).

I wrestled back and forth on whether to go. I love Yard Act. They’re one of my favourite bands out there right now. The post-punk band followed up their critically acclaimed first record with Where’s My Utopia? earlier this year that takes aim at some of the success they’ve found.

I first got excited when they released The Trench Coat Museum late last year - I knew they were up to something then. And then they annoucned the album. And I loved it - listened to it again on Sunday night.

So I didn’t go to the show. That’s a huge bummer. And a reminder for you all hoddlers - Don’t be like fitzie. If you are able to go see a show (particularly if it’s one of your favourites), then go.

I still remember how much I enjoyed seeing Yard Act back in 2022. While I didn’t see them this year, I hope they’ll be back in DC soon. Til then, I guess I’ll have to settle for their live show from Utopia.

Tottenham Hotspur 1-0 AZ Alkmaar: Spurs stay perfect in Europa League campaign

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It wasn’t the cleanest of games from Tottenham Hotspur but the side prevailed in week three of the Europa League campaign with a 1-0 win over AZ Alkmaar on Wednesday at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.

Taking on the Eredivisie side, Spurs welcomed back one of its own in Troy Parrott with the striker making a permanent move to the Dutch side and doing well in his first season.

As Ange Postecoglou made eight changes from the weekend’s victory over West Ham, the team looked sluggish in the first half with the side not putting together particularly the best patterns of play.

Rotating in a lot of players that don’t get necessarily start a week-in-week-out basis, Spurs had to do a lot more work in the first half to get up to speed with what fans are accustomed to seeing in Postecoglou’s side.

Playing the younger kids in Archie Gray, Lucas Bergvall, and Mikey Moore in all three phases of the pitch, the trio had strong moments in the game to keep AZ Alkmaar away from causing much trouble.

The brightest moment in the first half came from a Timo Werner cross from the left wing to the back post for Moore. Trying to time his run and the header, Moore missed with the front of his head and had it glance off the right half of his head and out of play.

Although the offensive half of the pitch wasn’t putting together stellar plays, Fraser Forster in net kept the team in it with a great save off a corner and another as he came off his line to the top of the 18-yard box to keep AZ out of a great chance.

As neither side could get a goal in the first half, Spurs made a halftime change with Brennan Johnson coming on for Werner and Moore moving to his more accustomed left-wing role.

Getting to his spot, Moore dominated the early minutes of the second half on the wing as he dribbled past several Alkmaar defenders and added flair into his showing of a tremendous talent he is.

Spurs got the best chance in the game by way of a penalty.

Rodrigo Bentancur sent a lovely over-the-top ball to the top of the box with James Maddison taking the ball down quickly. With the ball controlled and Bergvall next to him looking for a first-time strike, the Swedish teenager was taken out on his attempt from behind with the ref pointing to the spot.

Maddison had to pry the ball out of the hands of Richarlison in the beginning with the Brazilian looking to get back into the scorers sheet after an injury-riddled start to his season. Taking a moment for the pen to stick, Maddison gave the ball to Richarlison and the Brazilian converted the chance as he sent the keeper the wrong way for a dink down the middle.

Spurs had chances throughout the second half to extend their lead but failed to do so and left Alkmaar with chances to possibly sneak out of North London with a point.

But, Spurs’ backline and Forster stood tall with crashing challenges, crucial blocks, and saves in and around the box.

Getting all three points, Spurs reside as one of three clubs — Anderlecht and Lazio — to be a perfect 9/9 in this new Europa League format.

Tottenham are back in action on Sunday with an away fixture against Crystal Palace at Selhurst Part.

Tottenham Hotspur vs. AZ Alkmaar: Europa League game time, live blog, and how to watch online

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After an international break and a Europa League match away in Hungary, Tottenham Hotspur’s squad will probably be grateful to stay closer to home; which is just what Spurs are doing as they host Dutch side AZ Alkmaar in their next European tie.

Speaking of home... it’ll be a welcome back to Tottenham for Spurs youth product Troy Parrott. The Party Parrott is now leading the line at AZ, scoring 5 goals in 9 matches as his side sits fifth on the Eredivisie table.

Spurs, meanwhile, are likely to name a rotated side. Youngsters Archie Gray, Mikey Moore, and Lucas Bergvall could all see the pitch again, while Wilson Odobert has made an appearance in training this week and could make get some valuable minutes as he recovers from a hamstring injury. This could be a fun one!

COYS!

Lineups

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Live Blog

How to Watch

Tottenham Hotspur vs. AZ Alkmaar

Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, London, UK

Thursday, October 24, 2024

Time: 3:00 p.m. ET, 8:00 p.m. UK

TV: Not televised in USA; TNT Sports 1 (UK). Check international listings at livesoccertv.com

Streaming: Paramount+

Match thread rules

The match thread rules are the same as always. To any visitors coming here for the first time, welcome! We’re glad you’re here! Wipe your feet, mind the gap, and be sure to check out the other pages at this outstanding site. While you’re here, though, we have a few rules and regulations:

Absolutely no links to illegal streams. They’re bad and they get us in trouble. Violators will be warned or banned.

We have rules against “relentless negativity.” Nobody likes a Negative Nancy. Don’t knee-jerk and post outlandish or hurtful things just because you’re frustrated.

Along those lines, outright abuse of players or match officials is also not allowed. It’s fine to say “wow, that was a really bad call,” but it’s NOT okay to direct copious amounts of abuse in the direction of said official over a call you did not like.

Treat other people in the match thread the way you would want someone else to treat your grandmother. Be nice. This is a community of fans, not an un-moderated message board.

NO SPIDERS!

Finally, while we don’t have a rule against profanity, please try and keep the naughty words in check. Also, language that is sexist, racist, transphobic, or homophobic in nature will be swiftly deleted and you will be immediately banned. This is an open, supportive community.

Have fun, and COYS!