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Frank: no fresh injury concerns ahead of Saturday’s Fulham match

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“[It feels like a must-win], but unfortunately, I think the stats is not like there’s 100% sure that we will win the game. That’s the beauty of it. I’m very aware that a top performance and a win will be very, very helpful, but, you know, I go into every game believing we’ll win. I go into every game believing we have prepared well and we will do a top performance.

“So what I can affect is that I need to make sure that we are well prepared, I need to make sure that we pick the best possible team with the best possible opportunity to win the game, and I need to make sure we are in the perfect condition to come back out. And then we need a little bit of margin. That should be enough to win.

“For me, we look forward. We can’t dwell too much on the past. Because if we do that, we are too much sucked into everything. So, for me, it’s still 24 hours from last night. For me, it’s about taking the positive out of the game in PSG. And there was a lot of positives in that game. Learn from the mistakes you made and then bring all that to Saturday’s game against Fulham.”

“[Kolo Muani] would be fit enough to start against Fulham again. I think he performed well. Obviously, his best performance, not only because of the two goals and the assist, but the overall performance, pressing game, the energy and the touches. I liked that from him in the game yesterday.

“And that’s, as you say, the challenge that we are facing, that we are embracing, is that away to Arsenal, three days later away to PSG, three days later home to Fulham, three days later away to Newcastle.

“So how can we find that perfect balance of energy, intensity, freshness and the right structure and relationship on the pitch? So that’s a nice coaching challenge, let me put it that way. But anyway, Kolo has been good.

“I think it was exciting. I think you can just see the three, both the link-up play, the pressure, that was everything last night. I think the exciting thing was around the first goal. The way the header, the vision he had to hit it back towards goal to [Richarlison].

“His goal, how quick he reacted and saw it and his finishing there. And then the third one where he’s got it, got through, showed that little bit of pace. Got the ball with him and just clinical in the finish.

“So now it’s about doing that consistently every game. So that’s the next step. But it was promising.”

Tottenham Hotspur vs. Fulham Premier League Preview

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Over the past month and a half, Tottenham Hotspur has gone 1-1-3 in Premier League, winning at Everton and drawing United, while generating essentially no attack in the other three matches. This performance has dropped Spurs down to ninth in the table, though still just five points behind second place. Whether or not that gap is surmountable or liable to balloon depends on one’s assessment of what this team can be.

Wednesday saw Tottenham go ahead 1-0 and 2-1 against PSG yet ultimately lose to the (other) European champions for the second time this season. The bright spots from the midweek were the most encouraging signs for the club in a while, but the end result feels right on par with the more recent ineptitudes. A visit from 15th-place Fulham should be Spurs’ best chance at an easy outing in some time, but no one is foolish enough to assume it will be.

Match Details

Date: Saturday, November 29

Time: 3:00 pm ET, 8:00 pm UK

Location: Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, London

TV: USA Network (US), Sky Sports Main Event (UK)

Table: Spurs (9th, 18 pts), Fulham (15th, 14 pts)

Fulham took four points off Tottenham last year and have beaten Spurs three times over five contests the past two seasons if the 2023/24 League Cup Second Round tie is included that ended with the Cottagers winning on penalties. The sides drew 1-1 in North London last December with Brennan Johnson and Tom Cairney each scoring, while two late goals in March gave the home side the win at Craven Cottage in the reverse fixture.

Three Big Questions

Did Wednesday provide a new blueprint? Against all odds, Thomas Frank mixed it up midweek, starting a pair of strikers and moving away from the Joao Palhinha-Rodrigo Bentancur midfield two. Overall this certainly seemed to open up some attacking options, and while this formation is unlikely to be deployed on a weekly basis, hopefully it shows that there is value in moving away from the rigidity of that double pivot.

All three of Pape Matar Sarr, Lucas Bergvall, and even Archie Gray offer more on the ball in midfield, and while Mohammed Kudus deserves a role, Frank needs to be willing to sacrifice some ball-winning for progression and creativity. Fulham is average defensively but has conceded multiple goals frequently enough that Spurs should expect to get good looks on net — if the setup allows for it.

Can the defense bounce back? As frustrating as it can be to watch Tottenham in possession, it has to be said that the defense’s drop off is more than alarming itself. Maybe United was lucky to score twice, but Chelsea was definitely unlucky to only score once, and with nine goals conceded over the past week it is officially time to sound some panic.

The good news is this falloff can certainly be reversed. Spurs have their defenders healthy and the backline has worked for most of the season. Meanwhile, Fulham is tied for 15th in goals scored and 15th in xG, having scored zero or once in six of its past seven league matches. If there ever was a time to get right, this Saturday definitely looks like it.

What is the club’s true identity? Frank was transparent about aiming to fix the defense first, and that has been the case both in his approach and early performances, but Tottenham is down to eight in goals allowed and 16th (!!) in xGA in the league, so claiming that the defense is 1) fixed and 2) the squad’s identity is less and less realistic by the day.

Obviously, no one would claim the attack is the identity either…but could it be? After all, Spurs are still fourth in goals scored (and 17th in xG lol but just ignore that). Maybe the biggest takeaway from Wednesday was Randal Kolo Muani, who showed that maybe the different Frank’s system is simply missing a viable striker. Should he round into form and/or Dominic Solanke finally return, perhaps hope could be restored.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Friday, November 28

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Good morning hoddlers! Your hoddler-in-chief writes to you late in the evening on this Thanksgiving Day, and goodness is he tired. This was the first time I spent Thanksgiving totally solo. And you know what? I enjoyed it.

Fitzie began the day with a 10K turkey trot, followed by his first slice of pie, then a chat with the family. Then he went to his favourite museum in Washington DC before having a nice sushi lunch with a Guiness while watching the Packers.

A quick 3.5-hour trip brought me to see Wicked: For Good, before supping at my local watering hole with my second slice of pie of the day. And then a final dram of whiskey whilst watching Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

It was a quiet, peaceful day here in DC. And I quite enjoyed being among the leftovers in this transient town. The streets are quieter, the sidewalks and roadways freer, the remaining people a bit more talkative.

I imagine I have one more day of this until the crowd rushes back, and then it’ll be like this until the New Year. Now, though, we also get into Christmas season proper. I normally don’t begin “Christmas season” until 1 December, but why not start this year? Will three extra days really be that much?

So I’m going to start off the Christmas festivities with your first festive Track of the Day. If I could play Last Christmas 25 days in a row I would, but I can’t. So I’ll save it for another day.

Instead, let’s get to Lindsey Buckingham.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Holiday Road, by Lindsey Buckingham

And now for your links:

Alasdair Gold: “Tottenham set for revolution after Thomas Frank has his Mauricio Pochettino moment”

BBC: “‘My wife said I’d mess it up’ - O’Neill steers Celtic through choppy waters”

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Thursday, November 27

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Good morning everyone and happy Thanksgiving! I type this message to you as I start Planes, Trains and Automobiles. It’s one of my all-time favourite movies, starring John Candy and Steve Martin, and just happens to take place during the Thanksgiving holiday.

The first time I saw John Candy wasn’t with this film, though, it was in Home Alone. I remember towards the end of the film his character was riding in the back of some pickup truck with Kevin’s mum (played by Catherine O’Hara) as she and her family race to go back home after realising they had forgotten him.

There was something about Candy that made me immediately fall for him. Was it the warmth that his character brought on screen? Regardless, I knew at the time that the film was going to have a happy ending. And I wasn’t even aware of who John Candy was at the time.

It was about 15 years later that I watched Planes, Trains and Automobiles for the first time on Thanksgiving Day 2016. I was sitting on my bed in my flat in North London with a small pecan pie from Leon’s after having a silly meal at Byron’s Better Burgers. It wasn’t my favourite Thanksgiving, but I laughed some of the hardest I’ve ever done watching John Candy play Del Griffith, the shower ring curtain salesman.

All of that is a long preamble to this post — a special edition of Fitzie’s Film and TV Reviews, where your hoddler-in-chief reviews some of the things he’s seen on the television and big screen.

Today’s one and only film is I Like Me, a documentary about the late John Candy.

If I can sum it up in one word, it’d be this: Moving.

From the opening of Dan Akroyd’s eulogy to Candy, to the Canadian great’s struggles with anxiety and his father’s early death, the film touches on what a sweet and caring man John Candy was.

It’s rare to come across a person who so many people love so much. But this documentary showed what a force Candy was. From his time at Second City to his Hollywood stardom, everyone who encountered him seemed to love him. And he seemed to treat everyone like they were the biggest stars in the world - regardless if they were A-list actors or a bar fly.

And my overall takeaway from this was that many of the people who spoke on this documentary feel the way I did when I watched his appearance on Home Alone for the first time: Warmth. A gentle man who you could always count on, who would always treat you with care and respect.

I think Candy’s best performance comes in Planes, Trains and Automobiles, with his scene on the highway driving me into hysterics the first time I saw it. But his retort against Steve Martin’s character’s tirade in the second-third of the story is what defined the man John Candy — “I like me”.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Every Time You Go Away, by Paul Young

And now for your links:

The Athletic ($$): “PSG 5 Tottenham 3: Were there positives for Frank? How did Vitinha score that? How did Richarlison and Kolo Muani combine?”

LA Times: “‘You never stop thinking about John Candy’: How a pair of projects keep his legacy alive”

PSG 5-3 Tottenham Hotspur: Parisiens punish Spurs in dramatic encounter

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After an awful showing in the weekend, Thomas Frank would have hoped a midweek match could get Tottenham Hotspur back on track. The problem? It was against defending champions Paris Saint-Germain. The French giants have essentially left off from where they finished last season, and went into this match in such a position of strength that manager Luis Enrique felt comfortable leaving some of their stars, such as the likes of Ousmane Dembele and Ilya Zabarnyi, on the bench.

Thomas Frank continued to show a worrying lack of clarity as to the shape of his best XI; once more, big summer signing Xavi Simons was left on the bench, but returns to the starting XI for Archie Gray, Lucas Bergvall, and Pape Matar Sarr (with no wide attackers in the lineup) seemed to signify a defense-first approach once more.

That wasn’t quite the case in reality, though, with Spurs showing improved verticality both with their running and their passing, while also appearing more robust in defense. A number of times in the first half, Spurs attackers found themselves in space, but the final ball just didn’t come, while PSG were largely restricted to potshots from outside the penalty area. Spurs finally made one of those opportunities count 35 minutes in: Lucas Bergvall made a run down the left, before linking up well with Archie Gray making an overlapping run. Gray chipped a cross across the face of goal the Randal Kolo Muani headed back centrally, where Richarlison was on hand to knock the headed equivalent of a tap-in into the net.

Unfortunately, Spurs’ advantage did not last for long, as one of PSG’s long-range efforts finally played dividends. PSG worked a corner short via Quentin Ndjantou, with Spurs slow to react, sitting deep in the 18-yard box. This gave Vitinha acres of space just outside the area, as he received the ball and ripped an unstoppable shot off the crossbar and in to leave the scores level going into half-time.

The scores weren’t level for long, though, with Spurs scoring soon after the break with a set piece proving provider. Pedro Porro’s corner was kept alive well at the back post by Richarlison, which Gray did well to flick goalwards. PSG’s goalline clearance fell to Kolo Muani, who thumped home a volley against his parent club to put Spurs back into the lead. The rollercoaster continued, though, with PSG quickly snatching an equalizer. It was Vitinha again: he cut inside Djed Spence, with Lucas Bergvall slow to support, and curled a left-footed shot around Bentancur to take the score to 2-2.

PSG began to turn up the pressure, and soon went into the lead. Cristian Romero played a perhaps ill-advised pass into Sarr under heavy attention from Lucas Hernandez, with Sarr losing possession under pressure. There was perhaps a slight indication of a foul, but Sarr should have been stronger, and the ball fell to Joao Neves with the Spurs defense completely out of shape. Neves played a simple pass into Fabian Ruiz, and he finished calmly from the penalty spot. PSG then doubled their lead, with Sarr and Richarlison conspiring in their failure to clear a simple corner as Willian Pacho capitalized from close range.

Spurs soon struck back once more: Kolo Muani nicked possession from Vitinha, before slaloming through the PSG defense and finishing well to double his tally. The goal would have given the Spurs faithful hope, but those hopes were quickly dashed as PSG were awarded a penalty. Romero threw himself in to block a shot, but his arm was struck by said shot and adjudged to be in an unnatural position. Vitinha lined up the spot kick and struck it well to secure his hat-trick.

With the result all but gone, Frank made a number of changes to try and get back in the match. A late red card for Lucas Hernandez for throwing an elbow into the face of Xavi Simons created some momentary late drama, but Spurs were unable to capitalize, with the match finishing with a perhaps undeserved 5-3 scoreline.

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This match was absolutely crazy, and unfortunately ended in another big loss - but one that probably wasn’t reflective of the performance. Weirdly, Spurs actually out-performed PSG by xG: 2.06 to 1.76. Sometimes, though, things just don’t go your way and those long-range Vitinha efforts were lethal.

I know it seems strange to feel positive after a loss, but… is that possibly the best Spurs have played all season? It was definitely the most fluid they have looked in build-up, though that wasn’t necessarily consistent either as Spurs began to struggle with an improved PSG press in the second half.

The formation was a bit of an odd one. The midfielders were all quite fluid in their movement when in possession, which at times caused PSG problems. Off the ball, Spurs seemed to press in a 4-4-2 diamond, with Archie Gray interestingly often leading the press from the #10 role, before dropping into a 4-2-2-2 mid-block, with Gray dropping into the double pivot and Sarr and Lucas taking up wide attacking midfield positions.

That fluidity in midfield and the vertical movement from Spurs often pulled PSG out of shape and created a fair amount of space in buildup. It begs the question, though: why haven’t we seen movement like this pretty much at all this season?

Can we maybe chalk one up on the ledger of the “play the kids” folks?

Lucas Bergvall’s little backheel around the corner to Gray in the buildup to the first goal? Chef’s kiss.

Pape Matar Sarr - boy, I just don’t know what to do with him. He was kind of the odd man out today, and while he can be useful in front of goal, he was partially responsible for two of PSG’s goals today. He just seems to drop off and disappear sometimes.

Richarlison was putting in WORK. His hustle around the ball did a great job of occupying defenders and helped create space for the likes of Lucas Bergvall and Kolo Muani.

Next up: Fulham on Saturday. COYS.

Paris Saint-Germain vs. Tottenham Hotspur Champions League Preview

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Blame the players. Blame the tactics. Blame the transfer strategy. Pick an area of Tottenham Hotspur and there is ample struggle to go around. It sounds doom and gloom given an overall decent start to the season across two competitions, but the results on the pitch — who needs to surpass 0.1 xG?? — indicate those table positions are going to start falling rapidly.

The high point of the season was probably Matchweek 2, with Spurs taking down City to claim six points through the first two matches. However, the moment that really stands out is when Cristian Romero put Tottenham up 2-0 on Paris Saint-Germain right after halftime of the UEFA Super Cup. For a moment, it felt like everything was going to be perfect; instead, that fluky start proved to be a microcosm of the season to come.

UCL League Phase MW5

Date: Wednesday, November 26

Time: 3:00 pm ET, 8:00 pm UK

Location: Parc des Princes, Paris, France

TV: Paramount+ (US), TNT Sports 3 (UK)

Table: PSG (t-7th, 9 pts), Spurs (t-12th, 8 pts)

It really did seem like Thomas Frank had an expert plan in place to face the giants of the world. PSG owned 74 percent of the possession in Udine, actually logged fewer shots, and needed a stoppage-time equalizer to save the match. Spurs might have been a bit fortunate in their goals, especially with both coming from centerbacks, but the City match seemingly validated this plan could work. Now, August feels like eons ago.

Three Big Questions

Will Frank keep going back to the well? Tottenham needed a more pragmatic manager, and boy did it get one. The defensive patchwork mostly justifies these decisions, especially in the Champions League where the side has conceded just twice in four matches, but after watching a back five get slaughtered last weekend (with the attack failing to keep its end of the bargain), the tactics should be questioned.

However, PSG away is probably not the time where Frank wants to change too much. The Super Cup more or less proved this conservative style can work, as the French side is near the top of the League Phase with 14 goals scored in its four matches, averaging 2.5 xG per match. Even without Desire Doue and potentially Ousmane Dembele, there are no shortage of devastating attackers to contain, probably leaving Frank no choice but to double down on parking the bus.

Can Europe inspire a hero? When Micky van de Ven and Romero scored against PSG, it served as a reminder that the team’s best players occupy the backline. Both defenders have shown an ability to put the ball in the net, but it is telling that van de Ven is still the club’s top scorer this year, with Joao Palhinha tied for third. This is just not a good sign for any club, even one that deploys mostly defensive-minded starters.

This next stretch is where someone must step up as the fixture list gets dicey in December. PSG has allowed five goals in its past three Champions League matches, and though the defense is relatively stout, the visitors should get a few looks on net. Frank’s selections have been infuriating, but the front three still must generate something, regardless of the double pivot behind them. Parc des Princes would be quite the place for any attacker to come to life.

Is stopping the bleeding actually beneficial long-term? Given the weekend’s debacle, Frank will surely be reemphasizing the need for more substantial defense, but one has to wonder if this is the best approach going forward. PSG ultimately equalized in the Super Cup despite Tottenham’s best effort to build a wall, and both Chelsea and Arsenal still won despite such heavy defensive focus, which makes it unclear if this style is actually providing any benefit.

I am not advocating to go all Ange Postecoglou, but I do think Spurs will need to open up a bit. Yes, the attacking personnel is severely lacking, but even having a central midfield that is a little more progression-oriented could go a long way, as right now the front line gets stranded. Tottenham is probably going to keep losing these types of matches regardless, so might as well try something new — before it is too late.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Wednesday, November 26

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The last time your hoddler-in-chief gave a comprehensive review of his running progress, he set a new personal record at the half marathon at 1:28 and finished second overall.

Well, I said then that the next step would be to begin preparing for a full marathon in the spring. And that means putting the final touches on my training base. For me, this entailed keeping my weekly mileage in the high-20s to low-30s with a long run on Sunday. Plus, another half marathon.

So on Sunday I lined up to run another half. Same distance, same course, new result: First place overall with a new personal best of 1:26.

My splits: 6:39.2 / 6:47.6 / 6:37.8 / 6:44.0 / 6:40.5 / 6:42.1 / 6:41.3 / 6:22.1 / 6:33.3 / 6:29.6 / 6:27.7 / 6:26.6 / 6:36.9

I wasn’t too sure of what to expect from this race. The few days before I didn’t get the food/hydration or rest I thought I would need to run it. But when I got started I found myself running a lot faster than the half marathon I did back in September. I contribute that to consistently running 10-14 miles on Sundays the last few months, which made me a lot stronger.

It was an odd experience to run the race virtually alone the whole time. I split myself from the pack within the first mile, leaving myself navigating through a puddle-ridden trail in the fog totally alone. I ended up taking it as an opportunity to appreciate how to run through a marathon with little spectator support, thinking I might experience something similar when I run the Cheap Marathon in New Hampshire in April.

As you can see from my splits I felt more and more comfortable as the miles progressed, happy to settle into a faster pace. The only challenge was running around those doing the 5K around Miles 9 through 11. Really didn’t enjoy having to keep shouting “On your left!” while running at a sub-6:30/min pace.

I didn’t even fall to the floor when I finished the race this time. I felt I actually had another mile or two in me, which makes me pretty excited for the upcoming training calendar.

Because the Cheap Marathon is roughly 18 weeks away, which means I have about two weeks to hang out until I begin my marathon training in earnest. First things in order will be to clean my muddied Adizero EVO SL’s, purchase a new shoe for the longer runs, put together a training calendar and incorporate a fifth day of running into my routine.

But I’m looking forward to it because I enjoy running.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Just for Pleasure, by Young Gun Silver Fox

And now for your links:

Alasdair Gold: “Every word Thomas Frank said as he makes Tottenham vow and reveals what he noticed in Arsenal defeat”

BBC: “Fifa to keep top seeds apart in World Cup draw”

Spurs Women drawn away to United in League Cup quarterfinals

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Hours before Tottenham Hotspur’s men’s team got drilled at the Emirates, Spurs Women punched their ticket to the quarterfinals of the Subway Women’s League Cup thanks to a 1-0 away win over Bristol City. Today, they found out their next opponent, and it’s a toughie. Spurs were drawn away at Manchester United, with the match scheduled to take place December 20 or 21.

In addition to the quarterfinals, the draw was also held for the semifinal matchups, which will take place January 21-22, 2026. The winner of QF1 will face the winner of QF4, while QF2 will host QF3. For Spurs Women, that means that if they should get past a tricky tie away at United, they’ll very likely face Arsenal away for a chance to play in the final.

In all honesty, there weren’t very many good pathways for Spurs in this draw. They basically had to hope they pulled an easy first round tie against either West Ham (managed by former Spurs head coach Rehanne Skinner) or Crystal Palace, who were relegated to WSL2 last season and are currently mid-table. Ironically, Arsenal is probably the best draw they could’ve had in the semifinals; Spurs played them pretty evenly in what ended up a scoreless draw on November 16.

It’s definitely not an impossible draw, but this is a tough one. Spurs’ next match is at home to Aston Villa in WSL league play on December 7.

Arsenal 4-1 Tottenham: Player ratings to books I have no intention of ever reading

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Do we want to rehash this? I say no. But I have a job to do and dammit I’m going to do it. Tottenham Hotspur haven’t won a league match at the Emirates since 2010, and boy howdy it almost feels like it’ll be another 15 years before it happened after that match on Sunday. A 4-1 defeat where Spurs did not look even remotely competitive, or even like they knew which way they were supposed to be dribbling the ball.

How do you come up with a theme for a match like this? Remarkably, this one popped into my head while I was compiling the ratings. I read a LOT, but I am definitely a discerning reader; I won’t just open whatever book gets put in front of me. And there are certain books that I have decided will never cross my hands, or my Kindle, ever. That’s not to say that these books are BAD. (Some of them are, others…. well, maybe not?) Just that they hold absolutely no interest for me, personally.

Here are are your Tottenham Hotspur “ratings” for the NLD loss to the theme of books I have no intention of ever reading. Feel free to put your own list in the comments instead of wasting perfectly good energy thinking about that match.

Look, it’s fine. It’s a classic. I even like post-apocalyptic fiction! I have been told it’s relentlessly bleak and that’s something I feel fine cutting out of my life right now.

LOL….LMAO

If you like this, good for you! Please don’t recommend it to me.

No Tottenham players in this category.

Impenetrable, and who has time to beat their heads against the wall for however many months it would take to read it?

Micky van de Ven (Community — 2.5): Probably Spurs’ best player on a very bad night.

Richarlison (Community — 3.0): That goal ruled.

Xavi Simons (Community — 2.5): God love him he tried, but not even his baby Cucurella locks could help him.

Yeah, bad sci-fi from the guy who invented Scientology? Hard pass.

Guglielmo Vicario (Community — 3.0): A couple of good saves, but his distribution was god-awful.

Kevin Danso (Community — 2.0): Looked lost in the back three.

Destiny Udogie (Community — 2.0): One of Spurs’ better performers in the first half (low bar!) but he was directly at fault for the third goal and seemed to give up midway through the second half.

Pape Sarr (Community — 2.0): Spurs looked a little brighter when he came on, but it was too little way too late.

No thanks.

Cuti Romero (Community — 2.0): Battled hard but picked up a stupid yellow so he’s suspended for Fulham.

Djed Spence (Community — 2.0): The Spence Penitentiary has walls made of wax paper.

Joao Palhinha (Community — 2.5): Amazing how much space he left behind when he’s supposedly covering for the back line.

Wilson Odobert (Community — 2.0): Looked completely out of it.

Mohammed Kudus (Community — 2.0): Drove into so many cul-de-sacs I thought he was lost in Houston.

Randal Kolo Muani (Community — 2.0): Not really his fault since he got no service, but also didn’t contribute anything. Mask looks dope, though.

I am almost fascinated by how incredibly bad this book looks just from reading the dust-jacket summary. But not enough to even attempt to dive into it.

Rodrigo Bentancur (Community — 1.5): One of the worst matches I’ve seen from him and I’ve seen a lot of poor matches from him.

Thomas Frank (Community — 1.5): If you can’t say anything nice…

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The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Tuesday, November 25

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It looks like the title isn’t coming to Washington DC this year.

The Washington Spirit were defeated by Gotham FC in the final of the National Women’s Soccer League (NWSL) this year after Rose Lavelle scored in the 80th minute at PayPal Park in San Jose, California.

This entire time I had imagined that the Washington Spirit were the great storybook team in the playoffs, who finished second in the league this year (trailing the KC Current by a whole 21 points).

But it was Gotham FC that were the exciting story - they entered the playoffs as the eighth seed, taking down the Current in the quarterfinals of the playoffs after extra time.

The title is Gotham FC’s second title in three years.

Manager Juan Carlos Amorós said it was a “dream come true”, according to ESPN.

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In very unrelated news: Tottenham Hotspur Women advanced to the knockout stage of the Women’s League Cup after defeating Bristol City on Sunday (and that’s the only game that mattered that day, right?).

Martha Thomas scored for Tottenham in the 46th minute to secure their spot in the next round. Interestingly enough: Cup games in the group stage don’t end in ties but in penalties. I just learned that today.

The quarterfinals of the knockout stage begin next month, with the draw due to take place today.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Fast As You Can, by Fiona Apple

And now for your links:

Alasdair Gold: “Why Arsenal’s sneaky substitutes enraged Tottenham’s set piece coach in derby defeat”

The Standard: “Thomas Frank playing a risky game as pressure builds at Tottenham”

The Athletic ($$): “This Spurs throw-in against Arsenal says everything about where they are going wrong”