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Sydney FC vs. Tottenham Hotspur: match thread and how to watch preseason friendly

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Kia Ora, Spurs fans! Yes, that’s how Matty always opens his articles, and I’m not him, nor am I Down Under. However, Matty IS in Sydney and will be attending today’s Tottenham Hotspur friendly against Sydney FC live… as press! This is pretty exciting for him, and for us as we’ll have an actual presence at a Spurs friendly for the first time since I was in Chicago allllllllll the way back in 2014 when Spurs played vs. the Chicago Fire.

Matty’s got some fun stuff planned including his usual post match thread, and I can’t wait to see what he comes up with. In the mean time, we’ve got a friendly to watch, and it’s at an UNGODLY hour — a 5:45 p.m. kick-off here in Eastern Time of the United States and earlier the farther west you go. A little better if you’re in the UK, but it’s still a weekday so put those iPads on the trash can under your desk and get ready to surrepetitiously stream!

No Mateus Fernandes today — he’s not hurt, he’s just rested — but there’s a thought we might see a few more first team players than we have the past two friendlies. I’d still expect a good mix of first teamers and youth, though, and plenty of rotation. Expect some weird lineups, too. That’s just the way friendlies are — it’s not about winning, it’s about fitness and tactics and experience. But don’t worry, I’m sure we’ll all overreact to something that happens today.

This here is your open thread. If you see Matty on your screen, give him a big ol’ wave!

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How to Watch

Sydney FC vs. Tottenham Hotspur

Wednesday, July 29, 2026

TV: Unfortunately, this time LiveSoccerTV says that this match is ONLY on SpursPlay, but feel free to search it out on Paramount+. Who knows, maybe we’ll get lucky? It’s happened before. HOWEVER — If you’re in Australia it’s DEFINITELY on Paramount+. Lucky Aussies.

Stream: SpursPLAY (£)

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links for Wednesday, July 29

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good morning everyone!

Today’s hoddle comes with a rare spoiler warning: For those of you who aren’t aware of a 2,700-year-old poem, I will be reviewing the latest adaptation to hit the big screen. I’m talking about The Odyssey, of course.

again: spoiler spoiler spoiler for an ancient poem

There is a lot to like about this film whose nearly three-hour run time feels appropriate, if not too short. There is so much from the famed Greek epic that we don’t see - the Bag of Winds, Odysseus’s affair with Circe and the whole “nobody” trick with the Cyclops.

For me there were two ommissions that were most glaring:

A lack of gods: We see a lot of Athena (played by Zendaya), or perhaps it’s some priestess to the goddess Athena. But there’s no Poseidon, no Zeus - two hugely important characters. Still we feel their omnipotence and omnipresence throughout the film, so you feel them there. Perhaps this explains these characters’ relationships with the deities they built temples and slaughtered for.

Calypso refusing to let Odysseus leave: But by not including the gods, we are also deprived of the intrusive roles they played in mortals’ and nymphs’ lives. Among the most important is Hermes, an interlocutor who has a major role to play with both Circe and Calypso. But let’s focus on the latter. We know she kept Odysseus on a beach for years, but we never know why. And we never know why she let him go. So when Odysseus is allowed to leave, it feels empty. For such a major storyline, it feels lacking.

That said, there’s a lot to like about this film.

The visuals are stunning - a feast for the eyes that would be worth the $79 Trojan horse popcorn bucket. And in a film that cuts from scene to scene, some stand out more than others. For me there are a handful: the sacking of Troy, Odysseus’ encounter with Circe and his confrontation with his fallen comrades at Hade.

John Leguizamo was my pick for MVP for his performance as Eumaeus, a shepherd and friend of Odysseus. Himesh Patel was also outstanding as Eurylochus, Odysseu’s second-in-command, and at times helped lift Matt Damon in some of their scenes together.

Others failed to live up to the epic. Tom Holland was outclassed in every way, delivering a jilted performance as Telemachus, Odysseus’s son. This was a big opportunity for Holland to graduate from Spiderman, but this showed that perhaps an epic isn’t his jam. But if you’re acting opposite of Damon and Anne Hathaway and Robert Pattinson and Leguizamo, you’ve got to hold your own - not deliver some wooden performance as if you’re just reading the lines.

Now, the script left a lot to be desired. I understand the idea of wanting to deliver an Odyssey for a modern crowd, but that doesn’t mean writing the kinds of dialogue that you could find at a secondary school playground. As stunning it was to watch the film, it was at times difficult to listen to.

This leads to my rating which might be harsher than most out there. It has a 94% on Rotten Tomatoes and many reviews giving it a 9/10 or better. I enjoyed the film a lot and I want to see it again, but I’m not there.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Starlight, by Yola

And now for your links:

Independent: “James Maddison outlines Roberto De Zerbi’s ‘very clear’ message to Tottenham squad ahead of new season”

BBC: “Are there already worrying signs for Vrancken’s Hearts?”

ESPN: “Can U.S. Soccer afford to wait for USMNT coach Pochettino?”

Good news! Mateus Fernandes didn’t do his ACL

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If you were on social media today you probably saw the frantic posts from Spurs fans various and sundry that suggested that new signing Mateus Fernandes had done his knee. This rumor originated when training videos emerged today from the club in Australia ahead of tonight’s (tomorrow’s? time zones are weird and Spurs are literally on the other side of the world) preseason friendly against Sydney FC, and Fernandes was not spotted in any of them.

That led to enterprising Spurs fans first freaking the FUCK out about Fernandes possibly being injured, then surmising that he had somehow torn his ACL, and then Zaprudering every frame of every training video they could find to try and spot him and assuage irrational fears. You can understand the terror, of course — after the last two seasons were injury crisis after injury crisis, what Spurs fan wouldn’t instantly assume the worst?

Well, I’m here to tell you that Mateus Fernandes is fine. And if you don’t believe me, believe Alasdair Gold, who woke up to a collective freakout in Sydney and is here to calm us down.

However, football.london understands that while at this point Fernandes is unlikely to start Tottenham’s latest pre-season friendly in Australia against Sydney FC on Wednesday, the midfielder is not injured. Instead it is because head coach Roberto De Zerbi has been pushing the players hard in training, especially those who returned earlier to pre-season, and various players’ time in sessions and matches is being monitored and managed based on a variety of factors such as fatigue, little niggles, illness or even jet lag.

— Alasdair Gold, football.london

There. It’s fine! Everything’s fine. No, not “cartoon-dog-sitting-in-a-burning-building” fine, ACTUALLY fine. He’s good. He’s just being rested, and that’s okay.

I’d expect a few more senior players to be involved in the Sydney match than in the previous two friendlies, but still with a ton of rotation. De Zerbi is pushing the players in training, but is not going to push them too hard in matches yet, and the rotation will give him the opportunity to evaluate some of the fringe and youth players that went along on the tour.

So no, Mateus Fernandes is not injured. But don’t worry, I’m sure there will be some kind of injury crisis at some point this season. This is Tottenham Hotspur, after all.

REPORT: West Ham interested in Manor Solomon

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Yesterday we reported on how Manor Solomon’s agent said the Israeli international wants to leave Tottenham Hotspur this summer. Today, we have more details from an Israeli sports channel. Sport5 is reporting that West Ham United has emerged as one of the clubs interested in taking Manor off our hands next season, along with Fiorentina.

The thought is that Solomon would be the replacement for Crysensio Summerville, who recently departed the Hammers for Al Hilal in the Saudi Premier League. We know that Solomon is pretty ace in the Championship as he spent a season there on loan at Leeds and he tallied 10 goals and 12 assists in 2600 minutes. That also likely means he’d be good on a lower level Premier League side like, say, Hull City, or a mediocre Serie A team like Fiorentina.

It sure does seem like Solomon is heading to the exit when the club returns from their preseason tour. So West Ham? Sure, why not! It’s just a few miles from the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium so he wouldn’t even have to relocate, assuming that he actually has a house in London considering he’s been on loan in Italy, Spain, and Leeds over the past few seasons. And after we purchases Mateus Fernandes from the Hammers, this would be a decent signing for them in a Championship campaign. Assuming he wants to go.

REPORT: Cuti Romero holding out for Barcelona over Inter Milan

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It’s been a while since we’ve gotten an reliable update about Cuti Romero. I’m pretty sure we’re still not getting one now, but what the hell, let’s talk about it anyway. According to Spanish daily Sport, Tottenham Hotspur and Inter Milan are still in negotiations over a Romero transfer (or at least departure), but Cuti is dragging his feet, holding out for a move to Spain and Barcelona.

Before you ask, no, Tottenham and Inter have not come to any sort of club to club agreement over a transfer. Spurs reportedly want a fee of at least €50m (£42m) to let Cuti leave, while Inter are broke bois who are haggling over a fee. Inter are also apparently working on a free agent deal to sign Manchester City’s John Stones, which probably tells you something about their finances.

Sport says Inter proposed a four year deal for a fee that was well below Tottenham’s valuation and with wages that are lower than what Romero is making now. There’s also a possibility that the clubs come to an accord where Cuti would head to Milan on a season long loan with a purchase obligation next summer, but the main thrust of the article is that Cuti doesn’t really want to go to Inter at all, and is holding out for a move to Barcelona who has apparently shown some interest in bringing him in, though he’s a secondary option if their first choices of Ronald Araujo or Jules Kounde fall through. The acquisition of Stones, according to Sport, means that Inter will now not sanction a deal for Romero unless they can offload Benjamin Pavard.

This does feel like one of those situations where the insane fees commanded by Premier League clubs for their players is at odds with the relatively poverty-stricken status of the rest of the continent. £42m does not seem like a fair price for a player of Romero’s ability, but I can’t see anyone other than Bayern Munich, Barca, or Real Madrid stumping up £65m or more for him either. Inter has basically done price discovery for a Romero sale on the continent, and it now feels like we’re waiting around for Barca to make up their mind about making a bid.

I dunno. The rumors have been all over the place on this transfer with the general consensus being that Romero is leaving this summer no matter what — it’s whether Spurs can get a decent price for him now or if they’ll need to kick the can down the road with a loan-to-buy option. Doesn’t feel particularly great, especially if Spurs are hoping for the funds from Cuti’s sale to finance an attacking purchase (which also feels kinda spurious).

Remember, this is a Sport rumor and they’re basically the Daily Star of Spanish football reporting, but we also haven’t gotten anything about Romero apart from Fab Romano retweeting his post from two months ago about DEFINITELY leaving Spurs this summer and a bunch of unreliable ITK. Sport… isn’t much better, but it’s at least a newspaper that is one step above Fichajes.

My guess is that there’s some nuggets of truth in here, and one of them is that it’s pretty unlikely that Spurs and Inter come to an agreement over Romero. That opens the door for a late move, either on loan or permanently, to another continental club. But I don’t think it’ll happen until the clock starts to wind down on the window.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links for Tuesday, July 28

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Good morning everyone -

Last week I asked for book recommendations, and the hoddle commentariat delivered. Thank you!

Fitzie popped into the Barnes and Noble by Metro Centre on Friday evening with an entire list of Scandinavian writers, Nordic writers and those adjacent to it.

I looked for Karl Knausgard, Asko Sahlberg, Solvej Balle and Hildur Knutsdottir, but had trouble finding them.

Only after working my way around the mini-labyrinthine shelves did I find that there were a couple duplicate sections listed alphabetically.

Oh! There’s Knausgard!

Ah, but it isn’t the one I had quite imagined. Let’s keep looking.

Oh! There’s Haldor Laxness! Yes, Haldor Laxness!

I flip through a few of the books that’s on offer and weigh Independent People in my hand. Per one hoddler this is a book that starts off slowly but is epic in scale, perhaps less approachable than Iceland’s Bell.

I take a quick look through the pages and it reminds me of a Danish book that is one of my all-time favourites: We The Drowned, by Carsten Jensen.

This Icelandic novel is probably sprawling than Jensen’s (although, who knows!), but I find comfort when Laxness is given comparable weight to some of the works and characters written by Gabriel Garcia Marquez and Vladimir Nabokov.

All of this is promising. Part of me wants to pick it up and start reading it tonight, but maybe we can hold off until the weekend to give it the attention it properly deserves.

Anyways, thanks all for your recommendations! They were well received, well researched and well read.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Voice of an Angel, by Dux Content

And now for your links:

BBC: “Trial looks to end goalkeeper tactical timeouts”

The Telegraph: “Arsenal’s pursuit of Vinicius Junior and whether the numbers add up”

Manor Solomon’s agent says player wants to leave Spurs permanently this summer

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“He needs to be given a training camp as a Tottenham player right now. The fact that he’s starting in friendlies doesn’t mean anything, a coach can start with a second or third, string lineup and then mix things up; it doesn’t mean a thing.

“Next season? I don’t like to speculate. We have over a month left in the transfer window. What I will say is that the goal will be a permanent transfer, not a loan. Statistically speaking, the last week of the window is the busiest.

“He wants to be dominant and make an impact, and that probably won’t happen at Tottenham. It doesn’t seem like the right place for him, and they’ve given up on him too easily along the way. The real goal is to find a place where he can play regularly. Manor is a very high-quality player, both mentally and professionally.

I won’t mention any specific team by name, that wouldn’t be appropriate. The goal is to remain in one of the top five leagues, without a doubt.”

Judge rejects plans for Spurs Women training facilities

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“This new administration pledged to protect Whitewebbs Park from unacceptable development and ensure it remains accessible for local residents and communities to enjoy. That is why we withdrew from defending this Judicial Review, as such a defence would not have been in the best interests of residents across the borough.

“We are delighted that the High Court has allowed this judicial review and quashed the planning permission granted for the proposed training academy at Whitewebbs Park.

“We said we would protect Whitewebbs Park from this unacceptable proposal and we will now move forward with plans that reflect the needs of the local community and also preserve and protect this important area of Enfield.”

“We are disappointed by today’s High Court judgment concerning the planning permission for our proposed Women’s and Girls’ Training Centre at Whitewebbs.

“The court’s decision concerns the legal process followed by Enfield Council in granting planning permission, rather than the planning merits of the proposed development itself.

“We continue to believe the proposals would deliver significant benefits for Enfield by safeguarding Whitewebbs as a green space, improving access to nature, restoring important heritage assets, creating new facilities for local residents, community groups and sports clubs whilst delivering a lasting legacy for women’s and girls’ sport.

“The development would create a world-leading Women’s and Girls’ Training Centre, helping to establish Enfield as a leading destination for the women’s and girls’ game. Alongside elite facilities, it would create new opportunities for girls across the borough to play and develop through expanded coaching, education and community programmes, while providing a visible pathway from grassroots football to the very highest levels of the game.

“We remain committed to Enfield and to continuing the work we have undertaken in the borough for many years through investment in sport, education and community programmes. We will now consider the judgement carefully and determine our next steps.”

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links for Monday, July 27

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Tadej Pogacar sealed his legacy among the cycling greats - and perhaps holds a permanent seat at the top of the summit - after winning his fifth Tour de France on Sunday.

To be sure, the title was already in the bag. In fact, he won it weeks ago and the forced withdrawal of Jonas Vingegaard pretty much sealed it. Such is the dominance of Pogacar that he served as the domestique for teammate Isaac Del Torro on Stage 20 to help seal the Mexican champion’s place on the general classification podium (and white jersey).

What made Sunday so special was seeing Pogacar put in a real effort on the Champs Elysee. It was a shortened and delayed course because of the wildfires, but the inclusion of Monmarte meant the final stage was exhilarating.

Pogacar went toe-to-toe with sprinting sensation Martin van de Poel, before the Belgian cyclist overpowered the Slovenian in the final 1,00m. This was also the only time I saw Pogacar looking tired the entire tour.

This was the second time Monmarte featured in the final stage of the Tour de France. It should be a permanent fixture.

The atmosphere is absolutely electrifying - so much better than watching cyclists go around the same loop for an eternity. Because Pogacar was so dominant this tour, and because the positions were pretty much already decided, the stage awarded the same time for all the general classification riders.

I can only imagine what this will be like when the margin of victory is smaller.

Until then, we have to celebrate Pogacar. He held the yellow jersey since Stage 6, romped to victory at Alpe de Huez in Stage 19 and helped push Del Torro to the podium on Stage 20.

He now joins a small list of other cyclists to have won the Tour de France five times, but he’s also only 27 years old. The question now is how much longer he’ll cycle for. Considering he said he wants Del Torro to be his successor, one wonders how much longer he has in mind.

Whatever the timeline I hope he has the chance to race against Vingegaard again, and that he continues to show some of the best moments the tour has on offer.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Bringing Me Down, by Jefferson Airplane

And now for your links:

The Athletic ($$): “Tottenham are in a rush to return to the summit but should not forget value of youth”

BBC: “Japan legend Miura, 59, scores first goal since 2022”

The Guardian: “Relentless Tadej Pogacar wins fifth Tour de France to equal record”

Auckland FC 0-2 Tottenham Hotspur: Top 10 talking points

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Tottenham Hotspur continued preseason with a trip to New Zealand to take on A-League Champions Auckland FC.

With fixtures coming thick and fast over the coming weeks, Roberto De Zerbi was circumspect in his selections, opting for an extremely young squad on a cold, wet Sunday in Auckland. The visitors ended up running out 2-0 victors thanks to goals from Dane Scarlett and Richarlison, with both tap-in finishes: the first from a saved shot, the second from a Mathys Tel cutback.

Here’s my top ten talking points from Spurs’ Auckland fixture.

A huge crowd turned out in Auckland to get their first glimpse of Spurs in the flesh for fifty years, with some of the players looking surprised at the reception they got across both the match and the open training session the previous evening. They were also welcomed onto the pitch by Te Karanga (the call), part of a traditional powhiri, or welcome, in which visitors are called onto the land by Tangata Whenua (people of the land).

That may have been a culture shock for some of the players, but the other shock would have been the weather, with Auckland notorious for changeability. It was already damp when the players stepped out onto the pitch, but it was soon pouring down in what looked like absolutely miserable conditions, with the wet proving challenging for the players with slips and poor touches. Soon though, the sun came out, with players and fans alike probably breathing sighs of relief… until it started raining again in the second half.

There were several players missing from the squad in the previous friendly against MK Dons, but this match was even more stark when it came to absentees. Not only was the starting XI full of youth players, but the named squad had only a handful of the senior squad. It would have been disappointing for Kiwi fans who had not seen Spurs for around fifty years, but it made sense from a squad management perspective: Spurs arrived in Auckland following 30 hours of travelling less than 48 hours prior, and only a few days after the MK Dons match, with two more matches scheduled this week.

This meant risk mitigation was the name of the game, and also meant a number of young players got a chance to prove their worth to Roberto De Zerbi.

With such heavy squad rotation, there were some makeshift selections in certain positions. Against MK Dons, Luca Williams-Barnett and Jamie Donley, both attacking midfielders, lined up in central midfield in the second half; here, they started alongside Archie Gray in the middle of the pitch. This meant a slightly different setup to RDZ’s typical 4-2-3-1, with Gray operating as a single pivot and Donley and LWB either side of him in more advanced positions.

This gave Spurs a numerical advantage through the middle in buildup, with lots of central progression before working the ball into wide areas where Spurs’ attackers could exploit space and try catch defenders one on one. It also meant when Spurs turned the ball over, Auckland FC had plenty of space to counter, with the Lilywhites exposed on numerous occasions in transition.

Given the above, one could have assumed that RDZ wasn’t taking this match seriously; the players certainly seemed to play like it for the first ten minutes or so. In fact, Auckland were by far the better team in the opening moments, with Spurs perhaps lucky not to concede as a number of poor turnovers allowed the Black Knights to find space in Spurs’ penalty area, with final touches letting them down.

Spurs soon warmed to the task though, and after scoring their first goal (which could have been argued was against the run of play) largely controlled the rest of the half, with Auckland FC struggling to get out of their half. The second half unfortunately started in a similar manner to the first, with a couple of half-chances to Auckland needed to wake Spurs from their slumber in a spell of play that would have likely infuriated their coach.

It says a lot about how much Roberto De Zerbi rates Archie Gray in that he was named captain. The 20-year-old was everywhere in the first half, taking it on himself to pick up the ball from the center backs and drive Spurs forward, and often leading the press up the other end of the pitch. He looked a level above a number of the other footballers on the pitch on both sides, and one moment stood out where he received the ball with two defenders on his back, took a touch, and calmly turned in and laid off the ball while sending the opposition players the wrong way.

He stepped up in the final third as well, laying on a peach of a cross for the first goal. His ball in from the right was on an absolute platter for Manor Solomon, who really should have scored but for an outstanding save at close range from Auckland goalkeeper Michael Woud. Dane Scarlett, though, was on hand for the rebound, slotting a simple finish into the back of the net, with the goal all starting with Archie Gray.

Michael Woud’s save on Solmon’s shot preceeding the goal was excellent, with the New Zealand custodian also making one other very good save, but he wasn’t the only goalkeeper called into action. Brandon Austin, Spurs’ third choice keeper, was potentially a surprise selection in this match. He could have been forgiven as well for some rust, spending extended periods on Spurs’ bench (or missing out on the squad altogether).

Instead, he stepped up when called upon, making a key save on perhaps Auckland FC’s biggest chance. Striker Sam Cosgrove was played in behind the Spurs defense, with the forward chesting down the ball having only Austin to beat. Austin, though, rushed out, smothering the attempt and preventing a goal with his trailing legs. It’s nice to know Spurs have somebody in that third keeper slot who can step up if required.

At this stage of preseason, matches are typically characterized by mass substitutions at half-time. It’s what we saw against MK Dons, and you would have expected the same here, especially given the youth of the side De Zerbi named.

That wasn’t the case, though, with RDZ keeping his starting XI on the pitch through 60 minutes. Maybe he didn’t want to risk his more senior players; maybe he really wanted to test match fitness and see how his young side coped; but it was a tactic that would have raised some eyebrows, and certainly resulted in a significant increase in tempo when substitutions were finally made.

One of the young players who stood out in the second half against MK Dons was center back Malachi Hardy. He started today’s fixture, and was tasked with marking a very physical striker in the form of Sam Cosgrove. Often young players struggle when facing up against an actual adult forward, and though Cosgrove is nowhere near the caliber of striker you would find in the Premier League, he is a beast of a man who loves to throw his weight around.

Hardy stepped up to the challenge admirably, using technique and guile to keep Cosgrove in check, covering space smartly, and calm on the ball in possession. In fact, he was kept on beyond the initial glut of substitutions, perhaps a sign that RDZ wanted to see more. He looks like one to watch for the future; he is likely some way off Spurs’ senior squad, but could be a player for whom the front office looks to secure a loan.

With rumors floating around of Spurs prioritizing new winger and forward signings in the remainder of the summer transfer window, that meant pressure on a few hopefuls to put themselves front and center in De Zerbi’s plans. Mikey Moore, bright against MK Dons, struggled somewhat in this match, loose in possession and often guilty of overplaying his hand; Manor Solomon, on the right, was a little (but not much) better, invisible for much of the first half outside of a couple of half-chances and his saved shot, often choosing the wrong option and dribbling into cul-de-sacs. Strangely, he actually looked more comfortable when shifted to a #10 role in the second half, driving at the box.

Mathys Tel, however, looked a level above when he came on, immediately targeting the opposition fullback and bamboozling him on multiple occasions with fancy footwork and clever body feints. It was this trickery that led to the second goal, with Tel beating his man down the left and playing a simple cutback to Richarlison for a tap-in.

Though Spurs’ young XI performed admirably against a solid, albeit unspectacular side, there was a notable shift in quality when some of the more senior players in the squad stepped onto the pitch. Mateus Fernandes, Mathys Tel, Ben Davies, Richarlison, and Conor Gallagher all made second half appearances and Spurs immediately looked sharper for their presence.

From the substitutions onwards Auckland FC were largely stuck in their own half, and Spurs began to create chance after chance. At a risk of contradicting my earlier points, it was a clear example for all to see how meaningless these preseason friendlies can be when it comes to assessing quality, as the gaps in caliber between young and senior players, opposition teams, and relative fitness levels can mean extremely one-sided play. What RDZ will be looking at though is fitness, tactical implementation, and endeavor: the latter of which was present in spades both halves, with Spurs’ players willing to take risks on the ball, very much an encouraging sign.

Screw it, we’re gonna win the league.