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The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links for Monday, August 4

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Programming note: Fitzie is returning from a brief holiday and unable to provide timely links today. Please enjoy the miscellaneous links provided:

Your hoddler-in-chief will be spending the day flying from Colorado back to Washington DC.

There isn’t much for entertainment on Frontier Airlines, but I tell you what I do have: my book. And a plane can be a much more comfortable place to read than the DMV.

But first - a quick update on the previous edition: I was previously reading The Angels Die, by Yasmina Khadra. The book followed an Arab boxer born into destitution in Algeria between the first and second World Wars. The book dealt with all sorts of themes including race, religion and class divides between Europeans and Arabs during this time period.

I had expressed fear about our hero Turambo, who climbed out of poverty through his git of boxing. And there was a point where I was quite hopfeul about how it would end. But, man oh man, was my initial feeling right.

In the span of just a couple of pages, Turambo’s life had completely unravelled beyond repair. I spent the entire night finishing it, reading page after page in the hopes that there’d be something to cling to. But no.

It was one of those books where the misfortunate end hung over me for days.

And so I thought I’d read something happier. And when I think of happy-go-lucky books there is only one author that comes to mind: Vladimir Nabokov.

Nabokov!

I had first picked up Invitiation to a Beheading a year ago while scrolling through the second-hand bookstore. I had no intention to read it at the time, but I felt I should pick it up.

I don’t understand what it is about him that draws me to him. Was it Reading Lolita In Tehran that did me in? Certainly that is what introduced me to this writer.

And ever since then I am drawn to his section every time I go to the book store. In search of The Great Gatsby? Nabokov! In search of anything? Nabokov!

In beautiful prose, the book follows what appears to be the final days of Cincinattus C., who was imprisoned and sentenced to death. But his prison and those charged with watching over him appear to torture him in untraditional way - in which it seems the character is being slowly destroyed.

Of course, I’m not finished with it yet so I cannot say how it unfolds. But maybe I’ll be done with it by the time I land in DC.

And maybe then I’ll start reading a real feel-good story, like Lolita.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Linger, by The Cranberries

And now for your links:

Vladimir Nabokov in the New Yorker (previously unpublished) from 2019: “Man and Things”

NPR (from June): “Here are the nonfiction books NPR staffers have loved so far this year”

Tottenham, LAFC reach full agreement for transfer of Son Heung-Min

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As expected, Son Heung-Min is Hollywood-bound. The Tottenham Hotspur icon and club captain announced that he was leaving the club yesterday ahead of today’s 1-1 friendly draw against Newcastle in Seoul. After the match, Son remained in Korea instead of returning to London with the team. Now, this evening it’s nearly official — he’s heading to Los Angeles FC in MLS. Spurs and LAFC have reached full agreement for his transfer, and he will join the club imminently.

“In excess of €15m” is doing a lot of work here with regards to his transfer fee. Previous reporting suggested a fee of £15m (€17.5m, $20m) which is in that realm, but we don’t know what kind of add-ons or clauses are in place in this deal.

Son’s absence will be keenly felt by Tottenham faithful, not just his amazing production over his 10 year Spurs career, but also his infectious personality and humility. There’s no one quite like Son Heung-Min, and I don’t think we’ll see his like for a long, long time.

Expect an official announcement on Monday. Expect a whole lot of blubbering as well.

DONE DEAL: Tottenham confirm loan signing of Palhinha from Bayern Munich

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Tottenham Hotspur have officially what is their third new signing of the summer, confirming the acquisition of Portuguese defensive midfielder Palhinha from Bayern Munich on loan for the 2025-26 season.

The loan includes a €30m purchase option at the end of this coming season, and Tottenham will assume the entirety of Palhinha’s wages, estimated to be about £165k/wk.

Palhinha’s signing continues what has felt like a theme among players linked to Tottenham this summer under Johan Lange: Premier League experience. Palhinha did well as a pure ball-winning midfielder at Fulham before being signed by Bayern Munich last summer. The Portuguese man didn’t really fit in with Vincent Kompany’s tactics in Germany, however, and he saw his playing time reduce to an extent that Bayern have been actively shopping him around trying to ship him elsewhere.

I know I’ve voiced my reservations about Palhinha’s skill set and how it impacts Spurs’ midfield under Thomas Frank. I stand by those assertions, but a one season loan is much different than an outright purchase. Palhinha is 30, a tough tackling ball winner and defensive stalwart at the base of midfield. He’ll no doubt add some heft to the midfield when he plays and there is no doubt that he’ll be a very useful contributor in some games and against certain opponents. He could also be a very good mentor for someone like Archie Gray, assuming the club feels Gray is the heir apparent to that role under Frank in the future.

What continues to irk me is that Spurs are still desperately needing creativity and passing in the midfield, and this signing makes me suspect we might not get that, which has a long tail effect on how Frank will set up and play this season. Maybe it’ll work out! Maybe I’m just an idiot! This just feels like an unambitious move, and I honestly hope I’m wrong about that and look forward to when I can tell you how wrong I was.

In the meantime, Palhinha is now officially a Tottenham player, and because of that I am now a fan of his and will be rooting for him to succeed. Welcome, Palhinha!

Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 Newcastle United: Top 10 talking points

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Son Heung-min bid his likely farewell to the Tottenham Hotspur fandom in front of a capacity crowd in his home country of South Korea in a moment of pure magic and emotion.

Oh, and there was a football match on as well. Tottenham Hotspur continued their unbeaten preseason run, drawing 1-1 with Newcastle United in a hard-fought match. Brennan Johnson scored the opener, slotting inside the left upright from the top of the 18-yard box after Kevin Danso won the ball in the press; Harvey Barnes then evened the ledger just before half-time, cutting inside Pedro Porro following a quick break and beating Antonin Kinsky at his near post.

Here’s my top ten talking points from Spurs’ first match on their Asia tour.

Thomas Frank continued his tinkering with Spurs’ midfield structures and combinations in this match, this time going back to more of a 4-3-3 to start. In fact, it was reminiscent in some ways of Ange-ball, with Rodrigo Bentancur operating as a single pivot and Archie Gray and Pape Matar Sarr pushing higher either side of the Uruguayan. They pressed in a similar shape as well, before dropping into more of a mid-block 4-4-1-1 as Newcastle moved into the Spurs half - also not unlike Ange-ball. It was a more reserved approach in the second half, however, going back to Frank’s more typical 4-2-3-1.

Speaking of the press, this match feels like the first time we’ve really seen Frank’s squad engage in a very tactical pressing shape. Sarr and Gray were key to this in the first half, stepping up late but aggressively on Newcastle’s midfield as the Magpies tried to play out from the back. Kevin Danso often followed suit, covered by his center back partner in Romero and the fullbacks holding deeper; an interesting tactical tweak from which Spurs profited as Danso’s pressing created the turnover that led to Johnson’s opening goal. A more reserved setup in the second half meant Spurs seemed less vulnerable to the counter in the second 45, but at the cost of some excitement.

I must admit, I am dubious as to Archie Gray’s ability to succeed at Spurs - at least this season. Yes, he is still very young and has largely played out of position, but up until this match nothing I’ve seen has really indicated that he has the tools required to become a key contributor under Frank. Today changed this. Maybe he’s not a #6, but a #8? He was very good, sharp in the press, with quality on the ball as well, showing good feet on a number of occasions to avoid pressure and moving the ball quickly via passing. He dropped off a little in the second half where he played in more of a defensive midfield role, but one to watch for the rest of preseason at the very least.

Does Cristian Romero just really, really hate Brazilians? We know his history with Richarlison before Richy arrived at Spurs, and Cuti seemed keen to engage in a similar battle with Bruno Guimaraes today. One interaction acted as bit of a tinder box: Cuti went in hard in a sliding challenge on the Brazilian, before dropping his shoulder into Bruno in the Spurs 18-yard box. Bruno wasn’t a fan of the attention, exploding (metaphorically, of course) and wrapping his hands around the Argentine’s throat (unfortunately, quite literally). It was a moment that would have seen further scrutiny in a Premier League match, but in the context of a friendly was frowned upon but largely ignored by the referee.

Frank has worked hard this preseason to strike a good balance between building match fitness and protecting the players from overwork. He named a strong side against Arsenal, and rather than make wholesale changes at the half, treated it more like a competitive fixture, subbing through the second half at regular intervals. He did the same in some ways in this match. He made a handful of halftime substitutions, largely for those who started the Arsenal match, before slowly rotating other members of the starting XI off the pitch. It’s been a well-thought-out and executed approach.

One of Frank’s talking points through preseason has been to build Spurs’ fluidity on the ball. Though the Lilywhites have been structured and robust in the friendlies thus far, they have also struggled at times to create. Things seemed to click a bit more in this match, especially in the first half, with a number of exciting passages of play that created shooting opportunities. Unfortunately, this didn’t last, as the second half especially suffered a number of interruptions from knocks, regular substitutions, and a cooling break, but there are some positive signs there.

Oh no. Thomas Frank has been extremely conservative in integrating James Maddison back into the squad following his recovery from a knee injury; but all that could be for naught, as a seemingly innocuous coming together resulted in Maddison putting his head in his hands before collapsing on the pitch in agony. It wasn’t long before the stretcher had to come out, with it potentially looking like it was the same knee that was the source of Maddison’s pain. One thing is for sure: with a dearth of creative options in Spurs’ squad, any #10’s Spurs are targeting will have just seen their transfer fees go up by around £10 million.

One benefactor of Maddison’s misfortune was young winger Yang Min-hyeok. Spurs’ other South Korean winger may not have expected to see the pitch tonight, but was called upon when Maddison could not continue. It was likely a huge moment for the 19-year-old, playing in front of fans from his home country, but he didn’t seem overawed, showing off a couple of bright pieces of play.

One feature of Franktics is the space it can create for runners in behind. This was on full display today, with a number of breaks for Spurs unfortunately not quite converted. Mathys Tel found himself one-on-one with the keeper in the first half, unable to slot it past Nick Pope; Richarlison looked like he was fouled as he ran past the last man through on goal, and Yang took a poor first touch that just took him a little wide and allowed the defense to cover. Again, though, encouraging signs, but can Spurs please find their finishing boots?

It’s over. Today was all about Son, in what was likely his final appearance for Tottenham Hotspur. A faithful servant to the club for over a decade, he gave the best years of his career to Spurs and was instrumental in helping Spurs lift their first trophy in over 15 years.

You could tell the occasion was getting to him a little, and to his teammates as well. There was pressure to find Son on every play, to try and help him finish on a dream note. It wasn’t to be, but that didn’t take anything away from an extremely memorable occasion, shared with teammates and fans alike.

When it came time for him to step of the pitch in a Spurs kit one last time, he was surrounded not just by his teammates, but by the Newcastle players as well, embracing one and all before the teams created a sort of guard of honor to shepherd him off the pitch. What really got me, however, was his final moment before he left the field: an embrace with his best friend Ben Davies, before handing him the captain’s armband for the last time. Son then sank back into his seat on the reserves bench before allowing the emotion of the occasion to overwhelm him.

I’m not too ashamed to say I did the same.

Thank you for everything Sonny. You are a legend, and we’ll miss you.

Tottenham Hotspur vs. Newcastle United: game time, open thread, and how to watch friendly online

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It’s the last stop of Tottenham Hotspur’s preseason Asia Tour: a friendly against Newcastle United in Seoul, South Korea. More importantly, it is potentially Spurs legend Son Heung-min’s last game for the club as he announced this week he would be leaving Spurs after spending a decade at the club. What’s more, Son has a chance to farewell Spurs fans around the world in front of a passionate crowd full of his compatriots in what is sure to be a poignant and emotional occasion.

Are you crying? I’m crying.

Here’s your open thread to jump in and chat (and talk about your feelings and whatnot).

COYS!

Lineups

How to Watch

Tottenham Hotspur vs. Newcastle United (friendly)

Seoul World Cup Stadium, Seoul, South Korea

Sunday, August 3, 2025

Time: 7:00 a.m. ET, 12:00 p.m. UK:

TV: CBS Sports Network, not televised in UK. Check international listings at livesoccertv.com

Streaming: SPURSPLAY

Match thread rules

The match thread rules are the same as always. To any visitors coming here for the first time, welcome! We’re glad you’re here! Wipe your feet, mind the gap, and be sure to check out the other pages at this outstanding site. While you’re here, though, we have a few rules and regulations:

Absolutely no links to illegal streams. They’re bad and they get us in trouble. Violators will be warned or banned.

We have rules against “relentless negativity.” Nobody likes a Negative Nancy. Don’t knee-jerk and post outlandish or hurtful things just because you’re frustrated.

Along those lines, outright abuse of players or match officials is also not allowed. It’s fine to say “wow, that was a really bad call,” but it’s NOT okay to direct copious amounts of abuse in the direction of said official over a call you did not like.

Treat other people in the match thread the way you would want someone else to treat your grandmother. Be nice. This is a community of fans, not an un-moderated message board.

NO SPIDERS!

Finally, while we don’t have a rule against profanity, please try and keep the naughty words in check. Also, language that is sexist, racist, transphobic, or homophobic in nature will be swiftly deleted and you will be immediately banned. This is an open, supportive community.

Have fun, and COYS!

Tottenham, LAFC close to £15m deal for Son Heung-Min

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I know we’re all fully in our feels over last night’s news that Son Heung-Min is leaving Tottenham Hotspur this summer, likely for Los Angeles Football Club in MLS. It’s perfectly okay to be sad about that — I’m sad about that! — but there’s also new reporting about what could be details of the eventual deal.

In short, despite interest in Sonny from Saudi Arabian clubs, he appears set on leaving for Hollywood, with LAFC and Spurs close to a deal that could end up around £15m ($20m). That’s a lot of money for MLS; the league record transfer fee is $22m paid by Atlanta United for Emmanuel Latte Lath this past offseason. Ben Jacobs, who co-wrote the report, says Spurs would ideally like something closer to £20m ($27m), but probably won’t push too hard because they’re keen on smoothing the way for Son. Had Sonny considered Saudi Arabia an option, Spurs likely would’ve asked upwards of £30m, because those guys don’t need a financial break.

There’s no word on Sonny’s salary, except the possibility, even likelihood that he could end up near Lionel Messi as one of the highest paid players in MLS. Messi is currently making the equivalent of £295k/wk at Inter Miami.

Sonny will 100% be starting tomorrow’s preseason friendly between Tottenham and Newcastle at the Seoul World Cup Stadium tomorrow, after which the club returns to London to continue preseason training. Jacobs posits that the deal with LAFC will likely be finalized soon after Spurs return home; it’s possible that Son could join the team in time to potentially play for LAFC at Chicago Fire on August 9. The next match after that is August 16 at New England Revolution. Sonny’s home debut in LA would not come until September 1 against San Diego FC at the BMO Stadium.

I know £15m doesn’t feel like a lot of money for a Tottenham legend and genuine superstar, and it isn’t. But even getting £15m from an MLS club for a player in the last year of his contract is pretty decent, and Spurs are very clearly also doing Sonny a solid by not standing in his way. I like that. If that’s what it takes to make Sonny happy, then it’s the thing that needs to be done. A happy Sonny is the best Sonny, and it’s what we all want even as we sob and slobber all over our remote controls tomorrow morning.

Son Heung-Min announces he intends to leave Tottenham Hotspur

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Tottenham Hotspur and new head coach Thomas Frank are in Seoul preparing to play Newcastle at the World Cup Stadium on Sunday, the final stop in Spurs’ preseason tour.

It may be the last time Tottenham fans see Son Heung-Min play in a Spurs shirt.

Spurs’ club captain and the man who lifted Tottenham’s first trophy in 17 years and won the first European title since 1984, announced that he has asked to leave the club this summer for a new challenge. According to the Athletic, Son made the decision earlier in the summer and communicated his decision to Frank. He publicly announced his decision to leave in front of the media in Seoul, where he became visibly emotional.

Son has been linked for weeks now with a move to LAFC in Major League Soccer, and that appears to be his most likely destination. Numerous reports have confirmed that LAFC and Spurs have been negotiating over Son’s transfer for a little while now, with talks continuing. He also has interest from Saudi Arabia, but Son is said to prefer a move to Los Angeles, where there is a sizable Korean and Korean-American population.

Son’s decision comes just months after he helped Spurs win the Europa League over Manchester United in Bilbao, the culmination of a decade of play at Tottenham. He is one of the club’s longest tenured players — only Ben Davies has been at the club longer — and he will leave Spurs as one of its most popular players in the modern era, and a genuine, bonifide club legend.

In comments to the media, Frank confirmed that Son will start the match against Newcastle in his home country.

Spurs return to London following the match, and it’s likely his future will be confirmed shortly afterwards. It’s sad for all of us, but it’s hard to think of anyone who deserves to determine his own future more than Sonny.

Son’s departure leaves a gaping hole in the side, but also presents an opportunity for Frank to retool the squad in his own image. There’s still plenty of young attacking talent on this Spurs squad including Wilson Odobert and Mathys Tel, both of whom can and will play in Son’s position on the left side of the pitch. Meanwhile, Son will likely move to a smaller, slower league where his talents will undoubtedly pop. Signing for LA would also give Spurs fans in the United States an opportunity to watch him play in person when LAFC comes to a city nearby.

It’s a day fans have known would come for a long time, but no one wanted to contemplate. Son is hugely popular, not just with Korean fans but with all segments of the North London faithful. During his decade at Spurs he has gone from a promising young talent signed from Bayer Leverkusen into one of, if not the, best ever Korean player and the captain who finally delivered silverware to Tottenham.

He’s my all-time favorite Tottenham player, and it’s not an especially close thing. I will miss his infectious smile, his play, his delightful demeanor. And if anyone deserves to have a statue in front of the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, it’s Son Heung-Min.

Tottenham (re-)linked to Randal Kolo Muani because reasons

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Cast your mind back to the winter of 2024. Tottenham Hotspur were needing another offensive reinforcement in the January transfer window and were heavily linked with PSG wide forward Randal Kolo Muani. It was a whole thing — RKM looked like the priority option but he ultimately decided to sign on loan with Juventus instead of heading to North London. Spurs went on to sign a younger PSG wide forward with arguably a higher ceiling — Mathys Tel, whom they purchased outright this summer.

Now it’s eight months later and, as predictable as the tides, French journalists are again linking Kolo Muani with Tottenham Hotspur. Here’s Sebastien Vidal.

The difference this time is that it doesn’t appear Spurs are that interested. As stated, Juventus are interested in keeping RKM this summer and making the deal permanent, but they’re locked in negotiations over the transfer fee and Juventus are dragging their feet.

Kolo Muani and Tel basically play in the same position, and while Spurs are reportedly in for one more attacker this summer it doesn’t really make much sense to sign another left winger. My guess is that this rumor is Kolo Muani’s agent or PSG manufacturing a market for his client by linking him back to a club that had interest in the not so recent past. In other words, RKM wants to stay at Juventus and Juventus wants to keep RKM; this is just his agent trying to get Juventus to move their ass.

Buuuuuuuuuuut on the other hand, Spurs have made some moves that I 100% would not have made (o hai Palhinha) and I am not a member of Johan Lange’s staff, nor do I have a listening device surreptitiously placed inside their board room. So I can’t rule out the possibility that Spurs actually are interested in Randal Kolo Muani, or that he’s on a list somewhere.

Betting on Tottenham Hotspur not to be dumb in the transfer market at times feels like a sucker’s bet, but I still don’t think this is anything we should be paying close attention to. You probably shouldn’t either.

DONE DEAL: Mikey Moore heads to Rangers on loan

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Tottenham Hotspur are in Asia, but a few squad members remained in England to try and secure loan opportunities for the upcoming season. One of these was Mikey Moore, whose representatives have moved quickly in securing him a loan to the Scottish Premiership:

This loan to Rangers was reported to be in the works just a few days ago, and in that piece I indicated this could be a good opportunity for Mikey. He’s getting to an age now that regular minutes, rather than necessarily the level of competition (provided it’s against adults), could be the best thing for his development - and this loan should provide that.

He’ll be playing in an attacking, creative side, and he will be forced to up his physical game to withstand the rigors of Scottish football. There’s also that very good chance of him playing in the Champions League!

There’s no sign of the new contract yet that has been floated - rumored to be around three years - but that’s because of limitations around the sorts of deals somebody Mikey’s age is allowed to sign. The thing is, he’s 17 until he’s 18, which is later this month - at which point we can hopefully expect the announcement of a new deal.

Good luck Mikey - all the best this season at Rangers!

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links for Friday, August 1

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Wow, August already?

You know what that means - Tottenham Hotspur football. But for real this time!

We’re only a few weeks out from Tottenham playing meaningful football, which begins against PSG in the UEFA Super Cup on 13 August. For those who need a reminder, Spurs earnt the right to play in the game because they won the Europa League!

We still have two friendlies to get through first though - Newcastle and Bayern. Maybe that’ll give us a better look of what Thomas Frank’s side will look like this season.

And then, after a luxurious three days off from PSG, Spurs will open their 2025-26 Premier League campaign against Scott Parker’s Burnely. It’s not an easy first match of the season, but hopefully the stadium is pretty loud.

And then two big tests: The first at Man City, and the second at Bournemouth.

Here’s a look at the August calendar:

Friendlies: Newcastle (3 August); Bayern Munich (7 August)

Super Cup: PSG (13 August)

Premier League: Burnley (16 August), at Manchester City (23 August), Bournemouth (30 August)

(I haven’t seen the WSL league schedule released yet, so unfortunately we cannot look ahead to the Tottenham Hotspur Women’s squad right now).

Fitzies’ track of the day: Ripple, by the Grateful Dead

And now for your links:

Alasdair Gold: “Every word Thomas Frank said on the young Tottenham player who’s impressed him and Solanke injury”

Jay Harris ($$): “Tottenham 1-0 Arsenal: Sarr’s wondergoal, skills from Kudus and what it all means”

BBC: “What we learned as Spurs beat Arsenal in Hong Kong”