Ibrox Noise

Well this one’s given us a chuckle – Ange Postecoglou potentially managing Rangers? Ooooooooh behave. With reports swirling that Tottenham are set to sack the Aussie after just a season in North London, it hasn’t taken long for the Ibrox banter brigade to light up. Some have even jokingly suggested he could be in the frame to take over at Ibrox. Cue the 2+2=4 memes, and some of the finest sarcasm you’ll see this side of Edmiston Drive.

Let’s be clear – there is absolutely no chance Rangers are looking at Postecoglou. This is the same manager who symbolised everything our support loathed about Celtic’s recent success. But that’s what makes it funny. The mere idea of him in our dugout, after the “we never stop” waffle and all those Parkhead sermons, is deliciously daft. Still, as we recently covered, fans are having their say loud and clear about who shouldn’t be anywhere near the job—and Postecoglou’s name would be laughed out the room faster than a soft penalty at Parkhead.

This all comes as Rangers continue serious rebuilding under new ownership, with our full market value finally revealed, and a new managerial appointment expected imminently. One thing is for sure—it won’t be the former Celtic boss. But imagining the meltdown on both sides of Glasgow if it did happen? Glorious chaos.

Of course, the suggestion is all in good humour. Rangers fans know exactly what Postecoglou represents, and the recent takeover covered here means the new board aren’t daft enough to go near him. But in times of silly season speculation, it’s good to laugh.

So no, Ange (probably) won’t be coming to Ibrox. But we’ll be here, watching it all unfold – arms folded, smirking, and reminding everyone once again that 2+2 does, indeed, still equal 4.

It is understood that Rangers striker Hamza igamane is now a serious target for Tottenham Hotspur amid the London Giants striker crisis.

Sources online revealed that Angie, whose job is very much on the line at the moment, as seriously considering Rangers in form hitman has a low cost option upfront.

With the regular striker, Dominic Solanke out injured having cost spurs around £65 million. The idea of Igamane would be a much lower cost alternative.

Spurs would be looking at between £10M and £20 million for the Moroccan who has come under a massive spotlight in the past few weeks for his exploits.

We will see if they make the move for Rangers star man.