Sometimes, I hate having to post these articles, especially after a match like the one we just watched. Tottenham Hotspur went to Bournemouth and their cockerel laid a big egg (impressive for a male chicken), conceding a corner kick goal to 19-year old Dean Huijsen en route to a 1-0 loss at the Vitality Stadium. The result drops Spurs to tenth in the table, six points behind Manchester City in fourth, and with a high-flying Chelsea looming at the weekend.
With these kinds of articles, sometimes you just gotta eat s—t and like it. It’s time to rate the players.
Rate the players from 1⁄2 to 5 stars. If the player doesn’t deserve a rating due to minutes played, DO NOT RANK. I will round the stars up/down to the nearest half-star for the player ratings later this week.