How about those Spurs, eh? What a season they’re having. They have pretty much no players left and haven’t won a Premier League point in 2025, yet are still sitting on their hands just waiting to see how it all pans out.
Which will probably be fine, won’t it? That will definitely all be fine.
We are genuinely struggling to think of a Spursier scenario than approaching the last four months of the season with genuine chances of winning three trophies and genuine chances of relegation. And we all know deep down which is more likely, don’t we? Because Spurs.
But the numbers behind this most batsh*t of seasons are truly incredible, and also quite often very funny.
Here then, is Spurs’ 2024/25 season so far by the ludicrous, logic-destroying numbers.
+9 – Tottenham’s goal difference in 15th place.
+6 – Nottingham Forest’s goal difference in third place.
-1 – Aston Villa’s goal difference in eighth place.