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The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links for Thursday, July 22

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Kia ora folks! Matty Flatt here again today, as Fitizie is taking a couple days off for day job stuff.

As I write this Hoddle today, I’m currently playing a game called Wingspan.

The Wingspan I’m playing right now is a mobile app game; but it originated as a board game. I was introduced it when my sister-in-law bought it for her family for Christmas based on internet recommendations. My wife and I played it with them and were so obsessed we went out and bought a copy for ourselves. And then the expansions.

Wingspan is game that is basically about birdwatching. You have a board consisting of 15 slots across three habitats in which you play birds that you pick up from the deck. Each of these birds are worth a certain number of points, require a certain type and quantity of resource to play, and typically have some sort of ability or power that can be activated at various times depending on the bird.

There are three things I really love about Wingspan:

There are multiple ways to go about winning. Bird points, bonus cards (which are like little mini missions as to types of birds you need to play), laying eggs, round end bonuses, etc. Depending on the cards you have, you can go about things in completely different ways game to game.

It’s really kind of therapeutic. It just kinda scratches my brain in the right way, and even though I’m a competitive person it’s quite nice playing a game in which your efforts are largely self-contained: the focus is on building out your own board, with limited interactions with other players’ birds. And just how it all fits together - when you get a perfect combination of powers in a habitat that can generate 8 points in a single turn - it’s nice when a strategy comes off.

I just like birds. It is what it is!

The mobile version is pretty decent as well. No ads or anything (it may cost money though, but don’t quote me on that) and you can play all the expansions in the online mode with two other players. Plus there’s no setup / pack up, and there’s a really nice, relaxing soundtrack. I’m not kidding, the music is super chill and it’s one of the few mobile games I’ve ever played where I won’t mute the sound.

So yeah. Wingspan is sweet. I don’t know what else to tell you! Check it out if you’re looking for a new boardgame (or mobile game!).

Have you played any good new games lately? Boardgames (or otherwise)?

Matty Flatt’s track of the day: Word on a Wing, by David Bowie

And now for your links:

Arsenal’s Saliba to miss extended time with a back injury. (BBC)

A Scottish runner, Josh Kerr, just beat the 27 year old World Record for the mile run. (BBC)

Inter Miami just signed Casemiro, but LA Galaxy are crying foul, accusing Inter of tampering. (The Guardian)

Aston Villa sign Alexander Garnacho on a loan-to-buy. (The Times_

Tottenham Hotspur 1-0 MK Dons: Top 10 talking points

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Tottenham Hotspur began their preseason campaign with a win in a behind-closed-doors friendly against League One side MK Dons at the Tottenham Hotspur training ground.

With several players missing due to the recently completed World Cup, a mix of youth and experience was on display as Roberto De Zerbi heavily rotated his side each half. New signings Mateus Fernandes, Sandro Tonali, and Martin Dubravka made their debuts, and it was the former who was the difference, with his stunning strike the lone goal in a scrappy encounter.

Here’s my top ten talking points from Spurs’ first outing under Thomas Frank.

Spurs’ first friendly was as notable for who was missing as much as who was named. With the World Cup only recently wrapping up in the Americas, it was obviously much too soon to see the likes of Djed Spence, Pedro Porro, Marcos Senesi, or Cristian Romero; but other players involved in the World Cup also weren’t involved. Jan Paul van Hecke, Micky van de Ven, Kevin Danso, Rodrigo Bentancur, Lucas Bergvall, Pape Sarr, and Andy Robertson were all missing due to enforced leave following their international duties.

This meant limited learnings as to how the squad will shape up when the season kicked off, and also raises questions as to who will be available for the tour to Australia and New Zealand. An additional point of concern was the absence of James Maddison, who had no such international commitments and who made his return from an ACL injury towards the end of last season. The fact he did not see the pitch is concerning given his injury history. It’s a similar situation as well for promising young defender Jun’ai Byfield, also missing the end of the season with injury and not sighted today.

The limited player availability and heavy rotation typical of a preseason friendly meant XIs that were somewhat cobbled together. Rio Kyerematen was one name who may have been unfamiliar to some, with the Spurs youth product lining up at left back, before switching to the right despite ostensibly being a midfielder. Archie Gray also spent time at fullback, before things got even more weird in the second half.

Spurs academy players Jamie Donley and Luca Williams-Barnett, both attacking players, lined up in central midfield, while Dane Scarlett, a forward, played off Richarlison up front. It was a strange lineup that really emphasized the friendly nature of the encounter.

Mere minutes into new signing Mateus Fernandes’ debut for Spurs, he opened the scoring with an absolutely stunning strike. The ball dropped to the Portuguese midfielder outside the 18-yard box after being punched clear by MK Dons’ keeper, and he unleashed a stunning first-time volley. The strike rocketed into the top right corner of the net, and such was the absurdity of the shot that some of the players broke out in laughter.

Hopefully it’s a sign of things to come from Spurs’ new midfielder.

One hallmark of Roberto De Zerbi’s play is the third-man buildup, in which the recipient of a pass quickly lays it off to a teammate in space. There was limited implementation of this tactic towards the tail end of last season, with De Zerbi focused on avoiding relegation with a midfield corps that preferred time on the ball.

That wasn’t the case today though, with Fernandes, Sandro Tonali, Conor Gallagher, and others extremely circumspect in their touches, often laying the ball off first time, with a clear emphasis on quick ball movement. It didn’t always come off, with a few awful passes through the first period especially, but it was notable in how quickly the Lilywhites were trying to shift the ball.

Preseason matches are typically characterized by a relaxed tempo, with focus more on fitness and familiarity than actual match intensity. That didn’t appear to be the case early on in this fixture, though, as Spurs began with a level of intensity more reflective of a competitive match. The press was aggressive, and Spurs moved the ball quickly as MK Dons looked somewhat shellshocked. Fitness, however, began to play a part, and the levels dropped off through the half.

Things almost reversed in the second 45, with MK Dons perhaps conscious of an opportunity against a younger Spurs lineup. After sitting deep and compact in the first period, they began to take more risks in progressing the ball and pressuring the Spurs defense as the young squad struggled to adjust. It was a reminder of how big the gap between age-grade football and senior football, even at lower levels, can be.

Though there was quick ball movement and passing, Spurs at times (especially in the first half) really struggled to create in the attacking third. Some of that was down to Gallagher’s lack of comfort in those areas, again looking a little unsure around the penalty area much like he did last season; but what was clear was the need for quality across the forward line.

Manor Solomon and Mathys Tel had an exciting moment or two without really being incisive, and Dominic Solanke was totally ineffectual up front against a defense from a couple of levels down the English pyramid. If Spurs want to compete this season, the forward areas are in desperate need of investment.

To temper that negativity, though, there were some standouts; especially in the second half. Mikey Moore was a breath of fresh air on the left wing, taking on defenders, always looking for opportunities to shoot, and displaying a range of passing perhaps unseen to this point, with a couple of lovely cross-field switches.

The real bright spark though was attacking midfielder Luca Williams-Barnett. There were rumors last season he was close to the first team before a late run of injuries in the season limited his involvement, and he was extremely sharp today. He was aggressive with his passing and used his excellent balance to often send defenders the wrong way with a drop of the shoulder. At times, he was guilty of overplaying his hand and holding on to the ball for too long, but it was a really positive outing from the young midfielder.

Preseason is always a chance to impress for young players, and Yang Min-hyeok will be devastated he didn’t take his chance after missing an absolute sitter. After taking down the ball with an excellent touch to a chipped pass over the top of the MK Dons backline and removing both the defense and goalkeeper from the equation, the young South Korean winger had an open goal beckoning.

Instead of slotting home, though, Yang sliced what should have been a simple finish wide, when it was almost easier to score. It was a notable moment that he’ll need to forget, and fast, with more chances to impress hopefully coming via a busy preseason schedule.

Mateus Fernandes was not the only Spurs debutant with a highlights reel-worthy moment, as new Spurs goalkeeper Martin Dubravka had his own such instance. Dubravka endured something of a shaky start, as the Dons had the ball in the back of the net midway through the second half on a set piece as the Slovak custodian went down reasonably softly under pressure from opposition players. It was the sort of goal that was permitted at times last season but on this occasion was called back by the referee.

Dubravka followed up that momentary shakiness, however, with an outstanding save. A cross was whipped into Spurs’ 18-yard box and flicked goalwards at the near post. Dubravka reacted quickly at point-blank range to tip the ball over the crossbar and retain Spurs’ slender lead.

It was also the debut for Spurs’ record signing in the form of Sandro Tonali. Many fans will be expecting big things from the Italian, especially given the money shelled out to secure his services from Newcastle, but it was an uneventful debut from the midfielder. Playing in a double pivot with Fernandes, with the Portuguese typically the deeper of the two, Tonali struggled at times to make an impact on the match.

MK Dons opted to sit very deep in the first half, meaning Tonali would often turn and look forwards, only to be forced back, with limited options for him to pick out with a pass but also unable to really make use of space with his running game. It will be more interesting to see how he operates against a more aggressive side, with the structured defense of the Dons not playing into Tonali’s all-action style. He’ll need time as well to mesh with RDZ’s tactics, Fernandes, and the rest of the Spurs squad.

Screw it, we’re gonna win the league.

DONE DEAL: Will Lankshear sold to Middlesbrough

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While the opening weeks of the summer transfer window were defined by incomings for Tottenham Hotspur, more recently the focus has appeared to have shifted to player sales. The latest of these is young striker Will Lankshear, with the club confirming his departure Wednesday morning:

Lankshear joins the North Yorkshire club for what could rise to a club-record fee: an initial fee of somewhere between £10-14 million, raising to £20 million based on certain escalators. It’s a big show of faith in the young forward, who was reportedly in high demand after an interesting campaign with Oxford United last season.

That performance would have intrigued Spurs fans as well, with the team in dire need of club-trained players should Spurs return to Europe. The hope would have been Lankshear could have been one of these, with his excellent movement, physicality, and finishing indicating at least a squad role could be in his future. In some ways, you could call this a short-sighted move.

That transfer fee, however, changes things. It’s a significant monetary gain for a player that has cost Spurs very little, and given reports indicating both a sell-on percentage and matching rights for any future bids, this seems like very smart business; even though it could impact Spurs’ hypothetical future European squads.

It’s sad to see Lankshear go, but an exciting opportunity for him. After tearing it up at youth levels, he adapted pretty well to the step up last season, performing admirably in a struggling Oxford United side. The challenge now will be for Lankshear to establish himself as a regular starter at Boro, with last season’s fifth place side also signing another striker in the form of Hull City forward Kyle Joseph.

Good luck Big Willy Lanks - we’re rooting for you!

Tottenham vs. MK Dons: how to watch preseason friendly

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Football is back! Ok, it never really went away what with the whole World Cup thing, but CLUB football, and specifically Tottenham Hotspur club football, is returning today. Spurs are playing their first preseason friendly this morning by hosting MK Dons at the Hotspur Way training center.

We don’t know much of anything concerning this match. We know there are a few players, Pedro Porro, Djed Spence, and Cuti Romero among them, which have yet to return from their post-World Cup break and so definitely won’t be participating. Other than that, we have no idea who’s playing, who isn’t. I suspect we’ll get a mix of youngsters, U23 players, and senior players that will rotate in and out. There might even be wholesale changes of 11 players at halftime. It’s a closed-door friendly, it doesn’t matter. Preseason matches are about fitness and learning tactics, not about winning

As for how to watch it, well your only option is SpursPLAY, which is Tottenham’s in-house subscription streaming package. Any other source is incredibly illegal, and you shouldn’t put links in the comments to any pirate site that pops up or you will be banned. And yes, this is probably a very good reason why you should read the articles.

The other mitigating factor in this match is that it kicks off at 7:00 a.m. ET, noon in London. That’s early for a Wednesday match, though I imagine you’ll be able to watch it on replay. That’s what I intend to do, since tomorrow is a biweekly chemo treatment and I doubt I’ll be doing anything related to Spurs during that time.

This is the first warmup match of the preseason, and Spurs are preparing to head to New Zealand for their preseason tour Down Under; Spurs play Auckland FC on Saturday (at 12:45 a.m. ET, 5:45 a.m. BST) before heading to Australia to play Chelsea in Sydney on the following Wednesday.

How to Watch

Tottenham Hotspur vs. MK Dons

Wednesday, July 22, 2026

TV: not televised! Duh!

Stream: SpursPLAY (£)

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham news and links for Wednesday, July 22

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good morning everyone and welcome to the latest edition of What Are You Reading Rifht now?, where your hoddler-in-chief takes the pulse of the hoddle’s literary commentariat.

Great news, everyone. I’ve finished Say Nothing, the historical nonfiction book about The Troubles and Northern Ireland (and frankly so much more). I want to set a good example for you all in not discussing #politics, so I won’t discuss this book much further. All I can say is that it’s definitely not what I had anticipated.

The pacing was also quite interesting. I could feel points where it slowed down and then, all of a sudden, speed up like some bullet train.

Now I find myself staring at my bookshelf and asking, “What next?”

All that is left on there that I have not read is Vladimir Nabokov’s Ada, or Ardor. I don’t want to read it. Lolita and Invitation to a Beheading were challenging enough. This one is, apparently, Nabokov cranked up to yet another level. No thanks, not right now.

So now I must find something else to read. I kinda want to explore Scandinavian literature again. I’ve got two on my list so far:

A Time For Every Purpose Under Heaven, by Karl Ove Knausgård

The Brothers, by Asko Sahlberg

You know, something light-hearted.

I’m not really sure. But I want to explore fiction again. And I specifically want to return to the Nordic and Scandinavian authors. There is also some book out there about The Navigator: A Journey Through the Lost Empire of the Portuguese. It ostensibly isn’t fiction, but it’s by a Norwegian author, so maybe it’s worth a shout.

Gimme your other recs and share all your reads here. I don’t care if it’s Mad Libs or The Iliad (no spoilers yet!). I wanna hear em!

Fitzie’s track of the day: Don’t Go Puttin Wishes In My Head, by Torres

And now for your links:

BBC: “What can Hearts pick from debris of ongoing summer of hurt?”

The Guardian: “Manchester United supporters groups in uproar over suspension of season tickets”

BREAKING: Tottenham, Boro agree £14m fee for Will Lankshear

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Another one! We reported yesterday the sad news that Tottenham Hotspur had been in negotiations with several clubs, notably Middlesbrough, for the permanent transfer of young striker Will Lankshear. Today, Alasdair Gold (and others) are reporting an agreement has been reached for BIG WILLY LANKS -- Spurs have accepted a £14m bid for Lankshear, with escalators that could make the final fee more than £20m.

Spurs purchased the then-17-year-old Lankshear for £2m in 2022 from Sheffield United’s academy. He spent two seasons in the academy before heading out on loan, first to West Brom in January 2025 for a half season, and then to Oxford United last season, where he scored 11 goals in 44 appearances for an Oxford club that got relegated from the Championship.

That’s put him on the radar of a bunch of clubs, mostly in the Championship. Boro finished fifth in the table and made the playoffs last season and are pushing to be in the mix to promote next season. Lankshear is a strong dude, a fox-in-the-box style goal poacher who will thrive on a team that gives him better service than Oxford did. If BIG WILLY meets his escalators, this could end up being Boro’s all-time most expensive signing. It’s a statement of intent for them, no question.

£14m-20m for a 21-year-old striker is good business, no matter how we feel about Lankshear. I like him a lot and I’m sad to see him go but it’s hard not to view this as a success for the academy, even if we’re not, at least for now, planning on bringing him through. This is breaking news so there aren’t any indications (yet) about any additional clauses, such as a sell-on or price matching buy-back clause, but it wouldn’t surprise me if we find out that they’re in place -- those Manchester City-style “loans” are almost certainly the work of Rafi Moersen and will give Spurs options if Lankshear goes nova in the Championship and starts breaking out.

Lankshear still needs to agree personal terms with Middlesbrough so it’s not a done deal, but this sure seems like it’s going to happen. It’s excellent business for Spurs, especially in a period where Tottenham are clearly building to win now and not bring players through.

I’m still sad about it, though.

UPDATE: According to Sky Sports’ Lyall Thomas, Tottenham have a 20% sell-on clause AND a price matching clause in Lankshear’s sale contract, matching what Spurs have been doing with other young players this summer.

UPDATE 2: Gold has a revised take on the offer, saying that it’s actually £10m guaranteed and £10m in add-ons.

DONE DEAL: Spurs Women break transfer record, sign French defender Alice Sombath

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”We’re delighted to welcome Alice to Tottenham Hotspur. She’s a player we’ve followed closely for some time and one who fits the profile of what we’re building here. She has already shown real maturity in her performances, and we believe she has all the qualities to continue developing into a top player within our environment.

”Alice is an aggressive defender who is comfortable in possession, competitive in her duels, and has the ambition to keep improving every day. Those characteristics are really important to us, and we’re excited to help her take the next step in her career while strengthening the squad.”

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham news and links for Tuesday, July 21

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good morning everyone! After a long 24 hours with no sport (other than baseball or some minor tennis tournaments) to consume without abandon, we return to the final stages of the Tour de France.

What else can we talk about than the Tour de France? Is it possible this event held the biggest story in global sport on Sunday? If you ask fitzie, it might have.

Jonas Vingegaard, two-time Tour de France champion and archrival to Tadej Pogacar, crashed out of the tour on Stage 15 on Sunday. First, a look at the crash itself:

Now, for the backstory.

Vingegaard won the Tour de France in 2022 and 2023. He would be the greatest cycler on earth if not for Pogacar. The Danish cyclist was runner-up in the 2021, 2024 and 2025 TDF’s behind Pogacar. Vingegaard was on course for another second-place finish behind Pogacar this year. It’s a remarkable rivalry.

In 2024 Vingegaard suffered a punctured lung, broken collarbone and several ribs during the Tour of Basque Country, held about four months before the Tour de France. My observations watching the 2024-26 TDFs since then is that Jonas became a far more cautious rider after this and, coupled with his inferiority to Pogacar, grew slightly jaded to cycling. But that is for him to answer, not me.

He entered this year’s tour having won the Giro d’Italia, another big cycling event.

The night of the race, Vingegaard was awoken at 2am to participate in a drug test. Pogacar was woken up at 5am.

The final bullet point dangerously points to a correlation between the drug testing and the crash, although that is not what I am doing. But, since the crash occurred, the timing is now being questioned. Even Pogacar suggested that the testing call had some fault for the crash. However, protocols are in place for a reason, and there are scientists who know far better about how doping works than I - an amateur football blogger / Haim enthusiast - do.

Now, to the crash itself. We’re midway through Stage 15. Vingegaard and Pogacar are in the Peloton, with the Jumbo Visma boys leading the Dane. It appears as if they circle the bend too quickly, Vingegaard loses control and skids onto the pavement. From watching the replay it’s pretty clear he suffered a broken collarbone.

Just like that his tour was over. He was taken into an ambulance. A few hours later JV confirmed the broken clavicle, adding that he’d need surgery.

Remco Evenpoel, the Belgian cyclist playing third wheel to the storied rivalry, went on to win the stage. It appeared as if Pogacar had no interest in winning it, and frankly Pogacar looked to be affected upon hearing news of Vingegaard’s abandonment.

Pogacar had some nice words for his rival and friend after the race:

The tour continues today, and the race is surely on. Not for first, but for second. Leading that is the aforementioned Evenpoel. But there’s also the 19-year-old French cyclist Paul Seixas (wearing the white jersey), Pogacar’s teammate and Mexican champion Isaac Del Toro, and British cyclist Tom Pidcock.

However, the race is far from won for Pogacar. The tour can change in an instant. It was a brutal lesson that was dealt on Sunday. Right now, for Pogacar, the primary goal is staying safe and healthy - and possibly to help launch Del Toro onto the podium.

As for Vingegaard, it’s a brutal way to exit the tour. And, frankly, unfair. Who knows what this means for his career but I definitely hope it doesn’t end with a crash.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Idiot Box, by Sharon Van Etten & The Attachment Theory

And now for your links:

BBC: “Gifted, charismatic and passionate amid highs and lows - Keegan obituary”

The Guardian: “A pioneer and a superstar, Kevin Keegan’s achievements were extraordinary”

The Telegraph: “Ungracious in victory, disgraceful in defeat: Argentina attack Spain with kicks and punches”

ESPN: “Lionel Messi thanks Argentina, says pain from loss ‘immense’”

Tottenham in “advanced talks” with Middlesbrough over Will Lankshear sale

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Yikes, this is the kind of transfer update I do NOT like. According to Alasdair Gold, Tottenham Hotspur are currently in “advanced talks” with Championship side Middlesbrough for the permanent transfer of Will Lankshear.

No more details than that at the present, but… man, I kinda hate this move if it happens. BIG WILLY LANKS hasn’t broken through yet into Spurs’ first team, but he’s coming off a pretty great loan with a bad Oxford United side and at least to my eyes he has a lot in common with a young Harry Kane. That doesn’t mean he’s Kane 2.0, clearly, but he’s also both homegrown and club-trained, and with the club only having two recognized strikers on its roster you can make a strong case that Lankshear could get a shot as a reserve striker this season.

But no? Apparently we’d rather sell him for a profit. This implies that either Spurs aren’t as high on Big Willy as I am, or they’re getting an offer they can’t refuse. And actually, they might — while Boro’s all-time transfer record fee is £15 for Britt Assombalonga in 2017, they just got a huge sell-on windfall from the sale of Morgan Rogers, so perhaps they’re willing to make a big splash for Lankshear.

This still seems very short-sighted from Spurs. Lankshear has value beyond his playing ability and selling a home-grown/club-trained striker when we’re trying to get back into European competition just seems pretty silly. Let’s hope it’s a big (for Boro) fee with a sell-on and a price matching clause, because otherwise I’m going to be very, very mad.

Spurs to add new assistant coach from Brighton

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There’s more coaching news today — on the same day that Tottenham Hotspur announced that one of their academy coaches is leaving for Ipswich Town, there’s new reporting from Sami Mockbel at the BBC that Roberto De Zerbi is adding another assistant. Mockbel writes that longtime Brighton assistant Andrew Crofts is joining De Zerbi’s coaching staff.

I really can’t tell you much about Crofts — he had a 20 year career as a player, retiring in 2021 at Brighton where he was a player/coach for the Seagulls academy. Afterwards, he continued coaching in Brighton’s academy and has worked his way up the Brighton coaching ladder. He even served as interim head coach in 2022 after the sacking of Graham Potter. He was promoted to first team assistant coach under Roberto De Zerbi when he was at Brighton, so we know that RDZ knows Crofts and what he can bring to his staff. As of last season, Crofts was assistant head coach under Fabian Hurzeler. He also serves as an assistant for the Wales national team.

There’s no real indication that I’ve seen as to what Crofts will be doing on De Zerbi’s staff at Spurs, but I can’t think of a reason why hiring an assistant who’s worked under De Zerbi before could be construed as a BAD thing. He’ll be one of several new faces in Tottenham’s coaching ranks.

Spurs play their first preseason friendly this coming Wednesday against MK Dons at Spurs’ Hotspur Way training center. The match is not televised, but will be streamed on SpursPLAY, Tottenham’s in-house subscription video platform.