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The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Tuesday, October 28

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Before Tottenham Hotspur took the pitch on Sunday I spectated a sporting event far more impressive: the marathon.

We’re in the tail-end of the marathon season. Chicago and Berlin have come and gone. New York City is due this coming weekend. But before that comes we had the marathon here in Washington DC. I’ve run this one twice before - in 2018 and 2022.

Since I last ran the marathon I’ve always come down to spectate it and support the marathoners. I usually like to position myself somewhere late on in the race where there are fewer spectators (because I think the runners need it more then). In 2023 I chose around Mile 23 in Crystal City, and last year I hung around Mile 25, which situates on the highway between the Pentagon and the Iwo Jima Memorial in Arlington, Virginia

But this year I did something different (mostly because of time). I travelled down to L’Enfant Plaza and walked down to around Smithsonian Station, which I believe was somewhere between Miles 19 and 20. I was a little late going down there, so the 5-hour plus group was making their rounds.

What does a marathon sound like?

Well, that depends on which part you’re watching. It could be the clicking and clacking of trainers or - in my case on Sunday - the shuffling of feet of people struggling. I was pretty concerned, because I knew they haven’t even gotten to the most difficult part yet.

Still, it underlined why the marathon is a unique sporting event. It’s full of ordinary people doing extraordinary things. And there comes a point when you are fighting against the doubts inside your head - regardless if you’re an elite runner or a couch-to-marathon runner.

Now, as for what your hoddler-in-chief has in store? Well, it looks like there’s another local half marathon next month that I’ll be signing up for. And a 10k, so why not both? Then, it’s just about finding which marathon to run in the spring.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Payday, by Yard Act

And now for your links:

The Athletic ($$): “More change at Tottenham: Rebecca Caplehorn to leave the club in January”

The Times: “Only one Premier League game set for Boxing Day due to calendar pressure”

Everton 0-3 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of spooky football player positions

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I’m not sure how many Tottenham Hotspur fans went into Sunday’s match at the Hill Dickinson stadium — still with the “new stadium smell” — with much confidence. I certainly didn’t have much. Everton were undefeated at their new ground and have been playing pretty decent under David Moyes this season, and Jack Grealish has been something of a revelation for them.

So while the football yesterday made me want to rinse my eyes out with bleach at times, I’m certainly not going to quibble with a 3-0 shutout win, even if Spurs had a 2-0 halftime lead with zero open play shots. And even if you accept the “bad football/good win” framing, there were undoubtedly some good performances in there. That’s why you’re here, right?

Anyway, it’s almost Halloween, so how about a scary season theme? Well, here you go. Here are your Tottenham Hotspur player ratings to the theme of spooky football player positions, crowdsourced by the Spurs writer’s room and Bluesky.

Micky van de Ven (Community — 5.0): If you’re a central defender and you score a brace in a football match, you get five stars. It really is just that simple.

Guglielmo Vicario (Community — 4.5): Holy CRAP, Vic! Some incredible reaction saves in this one including a one-handed stop on a Beto overhead kick he made while he was in the process of falling on his ass. A little wonky on corners, but otherwise solid as a rock.

Kevin Danso (Community — 4.0): I’m starting to come around to the conclusion that we are incredibly fortunate to have a third CB as good as Kevin Danso. Not flashy but solid at the back, rarely let anyone past him, and an aerial presence. Spurs’ best third CB since prime Eric Dier?

Pedro Porro (Community — 4.0): Put that wand of a leg to good use with a pinpoint delivery for Micky’s second goal. Good on both sides of the ball with several key blocks and kept Jack Grealish quiet all night — there’s a new warden in the Djed Spence Penitentiary.

Pape Sarr (Community — 4.0): Sarr Man was certainly magic on the ball on Sunday, popping up at the right time to tap home Spurs’ third goal. He’s had kind of a rough go of it lately, so it’s nice to see him doing good things in a Frank midfield that I don’t think really suits his skills.

Thomas Frank (Community — 4.0): Spurs won so he gets a good rating. That’s how this works, right?

Joao Palhinha (Community — 4.0): This was actually the kind of match Palhinha was lab-grown for: gutsy, gritty, ugly, and wet. Really locked down well defensively but had a couple of hospital ball passes — he’s never beating the allegations.

Rodrigo Bentancur (Community — 4.0): Assisted Micky’s first goal and relished the chaosball-destroyer role in this one. Still, was positionally wayward at times and I still think he needs some hypnotherapy to get his pre-injury passing range back.

Mohammed Kudus (Community — 3.5): Yes, I checked the spelling. Direct, dribbly, and dangerous, even if Spurs barely generated any actual chances until late in the match. Frustrated at times with his final ball, but that’s a) normal and b) probably credit to Everton’s defense.

Djed Spence (Community — 3.5): As I said in the match thread, there were a few security lapses in the Spence Penitentiary early on against Ndiaye, who to be fair is a lot to handle. That said, if you’re going to exude lock-down cornerback energy on social media you’re gonna have to bring it in every match.

Brennan Johnson (Community — 3.0): Probably one of BJ’s better games in what feels like forever, though ironically I think he was put in the match mostly to defend Grealish. And he did that.

Randal Kolo Muani (Community — 3.0): Finally, a chance to really evaluate RKM via extended minutes! The answer: not bad. More active on the ball than Richarlison, has better vision right now than Tel. I’d like my strikers to actually, y’know, shoot, but he offers different things to our other strikers at the moment. Let’s see more.

Lucas Bergvall (Community — 3.5): He ran around, did stuff, and didn’t screw anything up. My #analysis is that he was fine.

Richarlison (Community — 3.5): A little better than in recent matches. Thumped a rocket shot point blank that was saved and held the ball up decently. I still wonder if he’s carrying a minor injury.

Xavi Simons (Community — 3.0): He’s not clicking yet. He’s also not receiving much of the ball. It’ll come. Patience, grasshopper.

No Tottenham Hotspur players were as bad as this pun. Seriously.

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The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Monday, October 27

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Good morning and welcome to another edition of Trending Up / Trending Down, where we at hoddle headquarters takes a look at what around Tottenham is trending up and what’s trending down.

This is the first edition of Trending Up / Trending Down since the international break. Spurs lost at home to Villa, drew against Monaco away in the Champions League and put together a tidy 3-0 win against Everton Sunday.

Trending Up:

Guglielmo Vicario: Vicario has put together some incredible saves in recent weeks, especially with his Man of the Match performance against Monaco earlier last week in which he saved (by my count) eight shots. He followed that up with another astute performance against Everton on Sunday.

Kevin Danso: He’s been taking full advantage of his opportunity with Cristian Romero out injured. According to Squawka, Danso made 18 clearances against Everton and won 6 out of 6 duels without conceding a foul.

Long throws and set pieces: Speaking of Danso, because of him we’re seeing the reemergence of the long throw. It’s fun to see. What’s more fun to see? Set pieces, and scoring off them.

Micky van de Ven: Which leads me to Micky van de Ven. I almost didn’t include him in the Trending Up category this week because I already rate him so highly, but his brace against Everton on Sunday cements his place here. Is he the most exciting player in the Spurs squad to watch right now?

Trending Down:

Cristian Romero: Apologies to Romero for doing this, but his injury leaves me no choice but to place him here. Hoping he’s back in the lineup soon.

Xavi Simons: It hasn’t been the smoothest start to the season for Xavi Simons, but it also hasn’t really been for Randall Kolo Muani either. But we know Simons has a lot of quality, so I’m hoping the patience pays off here.

Home form: Spurs have won just one home game in the Premier League this season. That was the season-opener aginst Burnley back in August. Since then Spurs have lost to Bournemouth and Villa, while drawing against Wolves.

Home form (but Everton’s): Tottenham’s 3-0 win at Everton means they became the first side to beat the Toffees since moving into the Hill Dickinson Stadium. Huzzah - one for the history books.

Fitzie’s track of the day: I Feel Like Loving You Today, by Donald Byrd

And now for your links:

The Standard: “Three things we learned from Tottenham win as Thomas Frank unveils two new weapons”

Jay Harris ($$): “Everton 0 Tottenham 3: How did Van de Ven end Moyes’ unbeaten home and set-piece record?”

Football London: “Every word Thomas Frank said on Everton win, Van de Ven and whether Tottenham are title contenders”

Everton 0-3 Tottenham: Van de Ven brace rockets Spurs to third in the table

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Don’t look now, but Tottenham Hotspur are third in the table behind [squints] Arsenal and Bournemouth, and above [squints again] Sunderland on goal differential. This comes after an ugly, but pretty comprehensive 3-0 win over Everton at their shiny new Hill Dickinson Stadium. Micky van de Ven converted two headers off of Spurs corners in the first half and Pape Sarr added a third goal just before full time.

Spurs started the match with a bit of a new look — Randal Kolo Muani made his first Tottenham start of the season, replacing Mathys Tel and Richarlison, both of the latter on the bench. Brennan Johnson also got the start ahead of Wilson Odobert. Kevin Danso continued to deputize for the injured Cuti Romero, while Djed Spence came back into the lineup at left back. The midfield duo of Joao Palhinha and Rodrigo Bentancur persisted.

Spurs took the early lead thanks to — surprise — a set piece. Mohammed Kudus put a corner to the back post which was directed back into the box by the shoulder of Rodrigo Bentancur. Micky van de Ven jumped highest and headed the chance past Jordan Pickford to put Spurs ahead.

Everton thought they had an equalizer thanks to another corner kick that was headed in by Jake O’Brien midway through the half. However, after a review on the monitor, the match official waved the play off, as both Jack Grealish and Illiman Ndiaye were in an offside position and were impeding Guglielmo Vicario.

Van de Ven did it again in similar circumstances deep into extra time in the first half — Pedro Porro put a corner into the box, Micky gave a little forearm shiver to Pickford to create space, and headed into the back of the net to put Spurs up 2-0 at halftime.

The rain came down in earnest in the second half, and the quality of the football deteriorated in along with the on-pitch conditions. Everton had a few chances to cut into Spurs’ lead including an overhead kick from Beto that forced a spectacular one-handed save from Vicario. Googly Elmo had a couple other saves that were good, if not quite as spectacular, down the stretch.

Tottenham finally put an open play chance together just before extra time — Pedro Porro put in a lovely cross to Richarlison, who squared centrally with his head, finding Pape Sarr who made short work of his chance to put Spurs up 3-0. Spurs easily saw off the rest of the match, handing Everton their first loss at Hill Dickinson Stadium.

Here are my match reactions.

Match Reactions:

Tottenham scoring two first half goals after corners — even good ones — while creating literally nothing from open play doesn’t really dispel the idea that Spurs might just be Diet Arsenal this season. Does this mean I have to rationalize all my Legohead takes now? Well, I’m not going to.

Credit to Frank for trying something at least nominally different in attack. I’m not sure whether I liked it or not, but it was something of a refreshing change over what we’ve seen in recent matches.

There was some predictable positional confusion early, especially between Kudus and Brennan Johnson, who didn’t seem to know which player should be at the 10 and which should be wide right. Kolo Muani, meanwhile, spent much of his time drifting out to the left, but spent a lot more time on the ball than we’ve seen from, say, Richarlison. (Richy actually had one saved shot and an assist in his stint, though he still wasn’t as involved as I’d like him to be.)

Some early security issues at the Djed Spence Penitentiary in this one, but nothing a quick patch and the help of an extra gaoler now and again couldn’t fix.

Johnson was deployed very deep, frequently playing and defending behind Pedro Porro, but given license to break into space when appropriate. The writer’s room called it “strikerback” and honestly it’s not a terrible way to utilize him.

Overall, the defense was rock solid. Danso isn’t flashy, but he gets the job done. Micky is Micky. The fullbacks did their job, and Palhinha, despite a few hospital ball passes, was stodgy in a good way in the middle.

For all we complain at times about Vicario’s passing and his propensity for flapping at corners, the man is an absolute beast at shot stopping. His reflex stop on Beto’s overhead kick was astounding and he had a few other really nice saves in this one. He’s had quite a week.

I’m a little worried about Xavi. His passing was pretty lackluster in this one, and he didn’t look like he was moving right after the lengthy delay to look at his knee. I’m glad he continued to play but I hope this doesn’t portend something more serious that we’ll find out later when he posts from his hospital bed.

Even though he had no shots and didn’t muster much in the way of creating chances (nobody did, tbf) I was pleased with Kolo Muani’s match. Was he GOOD? It’s complicated, but he was quite useful in buildup around Everton’s box and certainly was more involved than Richarlison lately.

OK, there was ONE thing that was super pretty in this one — Spurs’ third goal, from Porro’s delivery to Richarlison’s header to Sarr’s tap-in — was really, really pretty and nice. Can we do that more often? I feel like we’d be much happier if we did that more often.

Overall this was an ugly match that equaled the late weather conditions. There are some new wrinkles from Thomas Frank that you can hang your hat on, but Tottenham still is a football team that just isn’t very much fun to watch right now. I’ll have to console myself with a shutout win that hands Everton their first loss in their new stadium and that sends Spurs up to third in the table, I guess.

Spurs now travel UP NORF to play at Newcastle in the EFL Cup on Wednesday before returning home for *swallows hard* Chelsea on November 1.

Everton vs. Tottenham Hotspur: game time, live blog, and how to watch online

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Tottenham Hotspur need a win.

That seems a funny thing to say when Spurs are in touching distance of the top four, as well as reasonably placed in the Champions League table; but when the performances have been anything but convincing and the play dour, Spurs need a taste of their own version of Dr. Tottenham.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is… Everton?

Maybe! The Toffees are languishing in the bottom half of the table, but are only three points behind Spurs, and are unbeaten at their new home: the Hill Dickinson Stadium. And you thought Tottenham Hotspur Stadium was a mouthful.

Make no mistake: this is no easy fixture, and Spurs are going to have to show more impetus than we’ve seen if they are to come away with points.

COYS!

Lineups

Lineups will be posted closer to kick-off.

Live Blog

How to Watch

Everton vs. Tottenham Hotspur

Hill Dickinson Stadium, Liverpool, UK

Sunday, October 26, 2025

Time: 12:30 p.m. ET, 4:30 p.m. UK

TV: USA Network, Sky Sports Premier League (UK). Check international listings at livesoccertv.com

Streaming: nbcsports.com

Match thread rules

The match thread rules are the same as always. To any visitors coming here for the first time, welcome! We’re glad you’re here! Wipe your feet, mind the gap, and be sure to check out the other pages at this outstanding site. While you’re here, though, we have a few rules and regulations:

Absolutely no links to illegal streams. They’re bad and they get us in trouble. Violators will be warned or banned.

We have rules against “relentless negativity.” Nobody likes a Negative Nancy. Don’t knee-jerk and post outlandish or hurtful things just because you’re frustrated.

Along those lines, outright abuse of players or match officials is also not allowed. It’s fine to say “wow, that was a really bad call,” but it’s NOT okay to direct copious amounts of abuse in the direction of said official over a call you did not like.

Treat other people in the match thread the way you would want someone else to treat your grandmother. Be nice. This is a community of fans, not an un-moderated message board.

NO SPIDERS!

Finally, while we don’t have a rule against profanity, please try and keep the naughty words in check. Also, language that is sexist, racist, transphobic, or homophobic in nature will be swiftly deleted and you will be immediately banned. This is an open, supportive community.

Have fun, and COYS!

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Thursday, October 23

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I miss Eric Dier, and we were robbed of a Dier-Spurs reunion yesterday.

But what makes me really sad is that I don’t know who he’d hug. No one in Spurs’ current XI played alongside Dier during his Tottenham days. Ben Davies, probably the only player to have an outside relationship with Dier, wasn’t even in the squad.

So that makes me sad. But, according to this Spurs reporter, at least we got a reunion between Dier and someone from Tottenham’s media team. And it seems that the Spurs travelling contingent sung Dier’s song.

From the brief social media search I did, I didn’t find much on any Dier-Tottenham reunions. The closest I saw was him scoring a penalty, which Monaco posted on Tuesday, and Dier’s post about him playing for Bayern Munich. But that’s pretty dated.

Anyways, I’m glad Dier seems to be doing well at Monaco. Less thrilled with the 0-0 draw, but it could always be worse.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Bang the Drum All Day, by Todd Rundgren

And now for your links:

The Athletic ($$): “Tottenham’s Xavi Simons is struggling to create – here is how they can help him”

The Independent: “Guglielmo Vicario heroics save Spurs to salvage Champions League point against Monaco”

Football London: “Every word Thomas Frank said on Tottenham problem, Monaco ambush and brilliant Vicario”

Monaco 0-0 Tottenham Hotspur: Spurs steal a point

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With midweek fixtures now a regular occurrence, Tottenham Hotspur had limited time to prepare for a match which Thomas Frank would have hoped would be a bounce back from the disappointing defeat against Aston Villa. Unfortunately, disappointment was a continuing theme, as Thomas Frank’s side was extremely lucky to escape with a point in what was a poor performance.

The starting XI caused a few headscratches. With Cristian Romero and Destiny Udogie unavailable due to injury, and Spurs’ fullbacks already overloaded in terms of minutes, Thomas Frank’s options at the back were limited. Kevin Danso, Micky van de Ven, and Pedro Porro were the only clear backline options, with Joao Palhinha and Archie Gray able to potentially slot in. This led to some predicting weird and wonderful starting formations, with Spurs instead lining up in their typical back four with Gray taking up a left back role. Richarlison and Lucas Bergvall came in for Mathys Tel and Xavi Simons further up the pitch.

Spurs struggled in the first half, and were perhaps fortunate to go into the break with scores still level. Folarin Balogun had a couple of significant chances to put Monaco ahead, getting in behind the Spurs defense, but Guglielmo Vicario came and made himself large to save Spurs’ blushes on both occasions. The Lilywhites, on the other hand, were mostly limited to half-chances, with nothing much resembling a clear scoring opportunity from open play. The closest such opportunity was when Richarlison was fed by Wilson Odobert on a sparkling counter, with the Brazilian unable to get away a shot before the Monaco defense recovered; but outside of that, two Kevin Danso headers from set pieces were the closest Spurs looked to securing a vital goal.

The second half continued in a similar manner. Spurs toiled but were unable to create much in the way of opportunites, while Monaco cut through time and time again. Aleksandr Golovin had a shot tipped round the post by Vicario; a header from Thilo Kehrer was glanced narrowly past the post when it should have ended up in the back of the net; and Vicario pulled off yet another stunning save as Jordan Teze’s close-range header seemed destined to open the scoring.

Substitutions did little to stem the bleeding as the chances continued for Monaco. Takumi Minamino had three chances to score, the best of which was yet another shot from the penalty spot that was skied over the crossbar. Spurs did manage to create a late chance: Pape Matar Sarr broke down the left before feeding Brennan Johnson with a low cross, but the Welsh attacker could only scuff his shot at a defender. That was the last action of note as both sides undeservedly shared the points, with Spurs fortunate to not concede.

Reactions

A point is nice, but I’ll say it: that was an awful performance.

The fact that Guglielmo Vicario was probably player of the match tells you all you need to know. Rumors of the Italian’s demise were greatly exaggerated.

Thomas Frank needs to sort the midfield, and sort it yesterday. Lucas Bergvall was poor in the #10 role (which I’d argue does not suit him, but Spurs’ options are limited), and the Palhinha-Bentancur double pivot was (as usual) shocking: creating zero impetus going forward, but also a total lack of defensive solidity.

Bentancur especially was terrible, not tracking runs in defense and hiding from the ball in possession. Palhinha often found himself on an island in possession with Bentancur standing behind opposition players, not making runs.

Speaking of not making runs, is Richarlison carrying a niggle? The guy basically just walked around all match. Once Kolo Muani gets back to full fitness, Richy needs a rest.

On the positives, Wilson Odobert continued to show positive signs and was probably Spurs’ best attacker. Archie Gray, though he looked a little out of place at fullback, looked sharp when he came into midfield and looks more and more like a legitimate option in the middle of the park. Surely he has to be close to a start there?

Frank’s substitutions were too late, and too defensive, but Spurs were under the pump from Monaco, so in some ways I can understand taking a cautious approach. Monaco though tripled Spurs xG, doubled their shots, quadrupled their shots on target, and had 56%-44% possession. That’s just not good enough, and Frank has to do more.

Next up: Everton on Sunday. COYS.

Monaco vs. Tottenham Hotspur: Champions League game time, live blog, and how to watch online

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Once more, Tottenham Hotspur head to Europe, with an away fixture at Monaco.

The “French” (well, Ligue Un) side haven’t exactly set the world alight this season, winning only half of their league fixtures and echoing that inconsistency with their European results: a poor loss to Club Brugge, before a draw against Manchester City.

It’s a lack of consistency that has started to cast a shadow over Thomas Frank’s maiden campaign with Spurs. It’s been hard to build momentum, with international breaks interrupting the season’s flow and a lack of cohesion on the pitch troubling fans. Injuries haven’t helped either, with Spurs set to be without captain Cristian Romero for this reason.

Can Spurs overcome all that, and put in that dominant performance fans have been wanting to see on the biggest stage?

COYS!

Lineups

Lineups will be posted closer to kick-off.

Live Blog

How to Watch

Monaco vs. Tottenham Hotspur

Stade Louis-II, Monaco

Wednesday, October 22, 2025

Time: 3:00 p.m. ET, 8:00 p.m. UK

TV: Not televised in USA, TNT Sports 3 (UK). Check international listings at livesoccertv.com

Streaming: Paramount+, Amazon Prime

Match thread rules

The match thread rules are the same as always. To any visitors coming here for the first time, welcome! We’re glad you’re here! Wipe your feet, mind the gap, and be sure to check out the other pages at this outstanding site. While you’re here, though, we have a few rules and regulations:

Absolutely no links to illegal streams. They’re bad and they get us in trouble. Violators will be warned or banned.

We have rules against “relentless negativity.” Nobody likes a Negative Nancy. Don’t knee-jerk and post outlandish or hurtful things just because you’re frustrated.

Along those lines, outright abuse of players or match officials is also not allowed. It’s fine to say “wow, that was a really bad call,” but it’s NOT okay to direct copious amounts of abuse in the direction of said official over a call you did not like.

Treat other people in the match thread the way you would want someone else to treat your grandmother. Be nice. This is a community of fans, not an un-moderated message board.

NO SPIDERS!

Finally, while we don’t have a rule against profanity, please try and keep the naughty words in check. Also, language that is sexist, racist, transphobic, or homophobic in nature will be swiftly deleted and you will be immediately banned. This is an open, supportive community.

Have fun, and COYS!

Monaco vs. Tottenham Hotspur Champions League Preview

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Welp, it was another bottled-away lead for Tottenham Hotspur over the weekend, but now is not the time to wallow. The Champions League continues this week, and Thomas Frank could use a win for the vibes as much as for table position, though grabbing three points on the road would certainly go a long way towards finishing top eight in the League Phase.

Road trips are never easy, although Monaco represents a chance for a good result. The Ligue 1 side has been in a slump, going 1-3-2 across all competitions over the past six matches and collecting just one point in the Champions League so far: a 2-2 home draw against City thanks to a late Eric Dier (!) penalty. The opportunity is here for an immediate bounce back from this weekend’s disappointment.

UCL League Phase MW3

Date: Wednesday, October 22

Time: 3:00 pm ET, 8:00 pm UK

Location: Stade Louis II, Monaco

TV: Paramount+ (US), TNT Sports 3 (UK)

Table: Monaco (t-28th, 1 pt), Spurs (t-11th, 4 pts)

It has (somehow) been nearly a decade now, but these clubs do have some recent history in Europe. Spurs got the upper hand in the 2015/16 Europa League Group Stage with a road draw and home win (featuring an Erik Lamela hat trick!), but Monaco took both fixtures the following season in the Champions League Group Stage, which contributed to Tottenham’s immediate exit from the top competition.

Three Big Questions

Can the midfield actually be an advantage? The story was far too familiar on Sunday, with the Joao Palhinha-Rodrigo Bentancur midfield doing one thing well and everything else…not well. This combination is just not able to significantly contribute to any sort of attack, but frustratingly remains a preference of Frank’s. For better or worse, that approach might actually work out in the midweek.

That is because Monaco’s midfield is not in good shape. Starters Denis Zakaria and Lamine Camara are both out injured, and Paul Pogba is likely still not ready to start either, offering the opportunity for Spurs to own the middle of the park. Of course, this suggests that perhaps Frank could opt to go more attacking than physical, but especially on the road it would not be a surprise to see Tottenham just aim to break up anything coming the other way.

Who will be the aggressor? During this rough six-match stretch, Monaco has conceded 14 goals; that compares to 12 goals scored, but five of those came in that lone win against Metz, who sits dead last in the league. As a result, Adi Hutter has been sacked for Sebastien Pocognoli, who will look for opportunities to press and counter, aiming to instill some discipline that benefits both ends of the pitch.

Still, there seems to be goals to be had for Spurs here, but as always the question remains from whom (and maybe also if a narrow lead can actually be protected). This is a stretch that will necessitate rotation, and again Frank was limited in his attacking options over the weekend. It really does appear like there is a need for the other striker options to get healthy, but far too often the majority of the front four ends up anonymous.

Which stars will shine in Europe? Monaco’s teamsheet consists of some fun names, including former Tottenham targets Maghnes Akliouche and Ansu Fati, as well as the aforementioned Dier. Fati leads the way with six goals across all competitions, while Dier already has a pair of goals himself. Despite the efforts of these three, Monaco has obviously struggled and does not have an easy road ahead with Madrid and Juve still on the fixture list.

For Spurs, the best players remain on the backline, so perhaps this will mirror the opener against Villarreal. The loss to Villa was not a bad defensive showing, but until the squad can show a more consistent attacking threat, the margin for error is slim. Look, therefore, for the defenders to set the tone on Wednesday and bear the burden of protecting the lead. That is the path to victory for Tottenham at this time, at least until everyone is healthy.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Wednesday, October 22

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Has fitzie run out of ideas for the hoddle? You tell me after you read this one:

I wasn’t sure what to write for today’s edition, but then I came across a post on the soccer reddit about Sir Alex Ferguson sharing a packet of chocolate buttons with Sir Kenny Dalglish at half-time during the Manchester United-Liverpool game the other day.

Football legends - they’re just like us!

That led me to thinking about what I like to snack on when Tottenham Hotspur play. The short answer is it usually depends on the game:

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So boring, right?

During the Europa League final (in which Tottenham won 1-0 and then proceeded to lift the trophy!), I went through a bag of barbeque potato crisps within the first 20 minutes of the game.

Anyways, this is what your HIC eats when Spurs play. Share your eating habits, or don’t.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Been down so Long, by The Doors

And now for your links:

Tottenham Hotspur: “Former Spurs great Dier ruled out for AS Monaco”

Football London: “Every word Thomas Frank said on Cristian Romero injury, Xavi Simons rut and Monaco test”

BBC: “Meet the Sunday league team with 1,800 Premier League appearances”

The Guardian: “Gyökeres double adds gloss to Arsenal’s Champions League rout of Atlético”