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Crystal Palace vs. Tottenham Hotspur Premier League Preview

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In many ways, the 10-man (then 9-man) second half against Liverpool was the most inspired Tottenham Hotspur has looked in quite a while, though even that effort was not enough to impact the final result. As a result, Spurs have made that lone win over Brentford look like an anomaly, as it is the only successful Premier League contest since October.

Crystal Palace, meanwhile, has enjoyed much more positive vibes for most of the year, though perhaps Tottenham is a little fortunate at this scheduling. The Eagles are now winless in four straight, with league losses to City and Leeds, a bad Conference League result that misses the bye, and a League Cup exit via Arsenal on Wednesday. This is a true test for Dr. Tottenham.

Match Details

Date: Sunday, December 28

Time: 11:30 am ET, 4:30 pm UK

Location: Selhurst Park, London

TV: USA Network (US), Sky Sports Main Event (UK)

Table: Palace (t-7th, 26 pts), Spurs (t-14th, 22 pts)

After five straight Tottenham wins, Palace did the double last season, keeping Spurs off the scoresheet entirely (which might not be entirely surprising). The match at Selhurst Park went 1-0 to the home side thanks to a first-half goal from Jean-Philippe Mateta; the return fixture in North London saw the visitors score twice thanks to, ahem, Eberechi Eze.

Three Big Questions

Is momentum real? While Liverpool had more goals — and fewer red cards — than Spurs in the second half, Saturday was the first time it felt like there was both passion and intention from Thomas Frank’s side in far too long. Maybe there was not tons of possession or multitudes of high-quality chances, but the team looked determined to win back every lost ball and will its way to victory.

The logical answer here is no; there is no such thing in professional sports, and it seems extremely straw-grasping to cling to an effort that did not even result in a draw. However…what else do we even have?! I had fun watching the Spurs attack finally try to put pressure on the net, and it now faces a Palace side that gave up seven goals in its past two league matches. This is the chance.

Is the doctor in? On the other end, Oliver Glasner is not in a great spot: Palace is out of the League Cup and in a tough spot in the Conference League, with the strong start in the Premier League fading away as well. Now Chris Richards joins the injury list with Ismaila Sarr away at AFCON, setting up for a continued struggle ahead with bad result after bad result.

Still, this story feels all too familiar. The remedy to all woes will forever be a date against Spurs, and there is not a single soul who would be surprised to see the home side earn a resounding victory on Sunday. Hopefully Tottenham’s form is improving enough to avoid this curse, but the narrative feels so strong that overcoming it would be quite the upset.

Is there a plan against this type of side? Following this weekend come matches against Brentford, Sunderland, and Bournemouth, with all four clubs representing the middle of the table that seems to be surpassing Spurs as of late. Figuring out how to take on these fixtures will set the tone in January for the rest of the league season.

Tottenham has been better at home than on the road this season and three of these contests will be away from North London, so Frank will have to hope that trend holds. Falling in these matches is a bad omen for everything else to come, with the climb up from 14th already a big ask. It is not a great time for Spurs right now, but a win against Palace and some of the Eagles’ peers could suddenly get things back on track.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Friday, December 26

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Is it a punishment or blessing there is no Spurs footie on the television today? That is the alternative question asked in Shakespeare’s Hamlet.

The answer to that question must be solved individually. As for your hoddler-in-chief, this was a rare occasion in which I welcomed no Spurs on Boxing Day or the day after that.

In fact, I thought myself rather clever for flying from California back to Washington DC on the 27th of December to cover my bases.

Well, turns out Spurs play Sunday. And that means I’ll be watching Spurs take on Crystal Palace.

Worse, it means I’m going to miss the Pop Tarts Bowl, which as we all know is the preeminent sporting event in the western hemisphere.

I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas. The hoddle will be up and running again nex week.

Sincerely,

fitzie.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Brand New Cadillac, by The Clash

And now for your links:

The Guardian: “Smaller teams expect Boxing Day bonanza thanks to lack of Premier League games”

Doncaster to terminate Ajayi loan, will return to Tottenham

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“The two young lads, they need to play football and they probably haven’t played the amount of football they feel they need. Our remit here is to let them go and play and we’ll look to replace.

“Damola has been really unfortunate. We see every single day in training the ability that he’s got but he’s up against the best right winger in the league, in my opinion, Luke Molyneux.

“When we build a squad in the summer, we pick a group that can come in and compete with the rest of the players. It’s not about having 12 players in to start. January is different - you need to be bringing players in that are going into your team. We’ve done that really well over the last couple of years.

“We’ll look to replace the four lads and have a strong 2026.”

— Grant McCann, Doncaster manager

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Thursday, December 25

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Good morning everyone - and the happiest of Christmases to you all!

I come to you with a Christmas gift of my own. I began the Track of the Day when I took over hoddling duties four years ago. One year I made a playlist that contained every single TOTD.

Today, I bring it to you once more.

I had not updated the TOTD in more than a year (closer to 18 months). It took a very, very, very long time to update it. Like, it took weeks. But I do it for you.

So here it is: Save it and enjoy it !!!!

Now, let me throw some stats in there for you all because I know how much you crave those X’s and G’s and everything in-between:

Total Songs: 959 (I thought it’d be more, but there are a few repeats that didn’t get added)

Runtime: 71 hours, 19 minutes

Most featured artists:

Charles Mingus: 39

Grateful Dead: 26

Queen: 16

Haim: 14 (much of it from their new album this year)

Fleetwood Mac: 13

Tom Petty (and the Heartbreakers): 13

Longest songs:

Fables of Faubus (Charles Mingus): 29:42

Joan in the Garden (The Decemberists): 19:21

Help on the Way / Slipknot! / Franklin’s Tower (Grateful Dead): 18:58

Take The A Train (Charles Mingus): 17:27

Late Autumn (Jeff Parker): 17:21

Shortest songs:

Fragile (Wire): 1:18

Three Girl Rhumba (Wire): 1:24

Mystery Dance (Elvis Costello): 1:36

Color of Autumn (Nujabes): 1:44

Tequila (Los Bitchos): 1:45

It’s getting pretty late here so I’m offering a few more takeaways before moving onto the 26th December hoddle:

There’s a lot of Charles Mingus here. That’s good. We love Charlie Mingus

Going through this I realised how little I featured some truly incredible classic rock artists like The Eagles, Doors, Who and countless others. I’ll try to rectify that.

Two of the top five in the most featured artists appear that way because there were specific weeks/hoddles dedicated to them, and so they benefited from that. I’m pleased no other artist got featured more than 10 times after Fleetwood Mac and Tom Petty. I want diversity in the TOTD.

Two Wire songs as the shortest? Wow!

After a certain while I gave up on listing the songs in order. This is because there were probably 16 or so months where I didn’t update the playlist. That’s on me. It took ages to update it again, and probably thrice as long if I tried to do it in order.

I recognise that a fair amount of the hoddlers here won’t be checking in today because of Christmas festivities. I’ll throw this TOTD up again a handful of times more in the future because I want to share it - after all it’s my gift to you.

And if anyone here has an artist or genre they’d like featured more, please let me know. The hoddler-in-chief does take your suggestions! Please note he does try to steer clear of songs with adult language in it.

I wish you all the happiest of Christmases. If you do not celebrate it, then I wish you happy Thursday or any day of the week. Know that you are welcome here (unless you get banned, of course, but please don’t do that).

COME ON YOU SPURS!

Fitzie’s track of the day: Father Christmas, by The Kinks

And now for your links:

Cuti Romero charged by FA for inappropriate conduct

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Now look, I’m a Tottenham Hotspur blogger and fan, and hence I am far from having an unbiased perspective here but I find it absolutely ludicrous that the FA would decide to charge Cuti for, in part, being upset that he was sent off after first being shoved in the back by Hugo Ekitike for a Liverpool goal and then getting a bullshit yellow card for arguing about that bad call, and then a second for reacting to being taken out by Ibrahima Konate and picking up his second yellow! Now, you can say he was stupid for reacting to Konate (and he was) but I find it absolutely ludicrous how an unbroken string of terrible decisions by the match official led to the exact circumstance for which Romero is being charged, and yet he’s the one getting extra punishment. I find it hard to imagine that a Liverpool player in the same circumstance would’ve gotten the same punishment, and of course it just adds more fuel to delusional Pool supporters who already consider themselves the victims here.

Matt Law just gave us the most incredible Tottenham gossip ever

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We’re a day early to be opening what Santa placed under the tree, but English football journalist Matt Law just gave us an early Christmas present. Law has a new piece out in the Telegraph (£) about Tottenham’s troubles, a “five issues” piece that does the job of succinctly spelling out exactly what’s going wrong at Tottenham Hotspur and dishing on a lot of the behind-the-scenes drama. There’s stuff in there about Thomas Frank, about players’ opinions on the current season, the January transfer window, and the upcoming holiday fixture period.

That’s all well and good — nobody loves a good Spurs In Crisis™ piece quite like Matt Law, and there’s plenty of stuff we could discuss in this piece — but there’s one paragraph that, despite being behind a paywall, I absolutely have to share with all of you on this Christmas Eve. Referencing the ongoing situation regarding co-Sporting Director Fabio Paratici’s public flirtation with the open Director of Football job at Fiorentina, Law dropped something of a rumor-mongering bombshell, suggesting, without evidence or substantiation, that Paratici’s interest in the Fiorentina job might be a backgrounded power play. Here’s the excerpt (emphasis mine).

Paratici was only formally reappointed by Spurs in October, having worked as a contracted consultant for the club during his ban from football. He was re-hired as a co-sporting director with Johan Lange and some sources believe the link to Fiorentina could essentially be an attempted Spurs power-grab by Paratici that would involve Lange being sidelined or even heading for the exit. That is unsubstantiated and it remains to be seen whether Paratici is on his way out, Lange is being frozen out or both men will stay in their co-sporting director roles. Whatever happens will have an impact on Frank and Tottenham’s transfer business.

This is SPECTACULAR gossip. The idea that Paratici’s flirtation with La Viola might be to stick a knife in Johan Lange’s back so that he can leverage himself into a position of greater power at Spurs is some Succession-level stuff. Like, honestly — no notes. It’s wonderful.

Now, you might be asking yourself the question as to why Matt Law, an accredited sports journalist, is putting wholly unsubstantiated gossip in a major English newspaper, and that’s a great question which I will direct attention to and never talk about again, because look at that rumor! The idea that Paratici, two months after returning officially to football after a substantial ban for financial malfeasance at Juventus, would be willing to go behind Lange’s back for his own benefit is too good a rumor not to share with all of y’all.

Does it matter whether the info shared here was provided from a trusted source that asked to kept fully backgrounded, or whether it was shared through a game of Telephone such that it might have originated in the wilds of Bat Country or ITK? Reader, no it does not. I find the idea of Machiavellian-But-Stupider power plays at the Spurs executive level to be INCREDIBLE and I want more of it.

So let’s take this gossip at face value and assume this is Don Fabio getting the knives out for Lange. Would it be better to have Paratici in charge of the whole operation at Spurs? I don’t know! I certainly have significant doubts about Lange’s identification and squad building nous based on the past couple of transfer windows. It would certainly be funny, but funny ≠ good.

It goes without saying that this could also be wildly off-base. Now, say what you want about Matt Law, but we know he absolutely has sources within and around Tottenham, so I will leave it up to you, gentle reader, as to what you want to believe. I’m just sitting here munching popcorn and reveling in the drama.

On Christmas, it’s worth taking some time to think about and say what you’re thankful for over the past year. I have a lot to be thankful for — I’m still alive, for example, even if I’m back in cancer treatment — but what I’m most thankful for today is the Gift of Unsubstantiated Tottenham Gossip, thoughtfully wrapped and left under my tree by Matt Law. It is a gift that keeps on giving, though I’m not yet sure whether it’s something nice, or a giant lump of coal.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Wednesday, December 24

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Good morning and welcome to the second part of fitzie’s top 10 songs of 2025. If you’re looking for Nos. 6-10, you best look in the hoddle before this. What? Don’t see the link? Well search in the archives, ya fool! Let’s get to it:

This is a late edition to the list, as evidenced by a recent TOTD. I overlooked this record when it came out, but I guess the fourth album is the charm for this band. I’m glad they finally made it to the centre of my radar. This is an unforgettable song. I hope it’s the beginning of a big run for them.

I love Cate Le Bon. And it’s my fault for not covering her record this year. I take full responsibility for not buying more albums this year. But that shouldn’t take away from the fact she put out another banger of an album. And that album is punctuated by the silky baroque pop song Mothers of Riches. She just keeps getting better and better.

I was talking to a bartender at my local watering hole about Suede on Monday night. I asked him if he liked it. “[Heck] yeah.” he said. And so I told him all about the new album Suede put out, and then he talked about the evolution of the band. Then we talked about Britpop, about Oasis and Blur and Pulp.

Suede will always reign supreme. I don’t care about this Oasis tour. Suede put out a solid, solid record this year in Disintegrate and the self-titled track is on the same level as Animal Nitrate. Turn off the lights, close your eyes and play it loud.

I never heard of Viagra Boys before this year. Wow, what the heck was I missing? They exploded onto the scene (at least fitzie’s) with viagr aboys, an incredible output of punk.

For me, this will go up there with Fontaines DC and Yard Act as one of the most formidable releases of 21st-century punk we have thus far encountered. It hits you in every single direction.

But really, is anything better than Wet Leg? NO !!!

I don’t care that there’s a contingent among the faithful here who think hating on Wet Leg is cool. Wanna know what’s cooler than that? Loving Wet Leg. And we know that one of you had a revelation when hearing Wet Leg on the radio in the car a few weeks ago.

This year is all about the Wet Leg. Their sophomore album contained so many bangers that it was hard to pick one to feature in my top 10 list but in the end I landed with mangeout. It’s not as sharp as their other songs - at least in musicianship - but the lyrics are far more pointed than many of Wet Leg’s previous songs. That shows a tonne of growth for this group. They’re one of the most exciting things happening in music right now.

Spurs Women 1 - 2 Manchester United: Spence strike not enough in the Subway Cup

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Tottenham Hotspur Women bowed out of the Subway League Cup after a 2-1 loss to Manchester United. Spurs still put up a respectable showing despite the clear difference in depth between the two sides, and will now look to strengthen in the January transfer window.

First of all, let me take a moment to apologize for not writing about last weekend’s 3-3 draw against United in the league. United’s stoppage time equalizer sapped my spirit and I had to go outside and touch grass. It happened, it was brutal. It was exactly what you’d expect from a decent but depleted team facing opposition who has enough depth to play twice as many games. We were perhaps a bit lucky to put three goals past United in the first place, but I digress.

In a move that underscored our depth issues and injury crisis, Martin Ho selected an unchanged lineup from that 3-3 draw. It’s not super ideal to have to run out the same starting lineup against the same team, but we really didn’t have any other options.

Spurs looked solid and mostly organized in the opening stages of the first half, although individual errors (loose balls, and one notable miss from Olivia Holdt in front of goal) snuffed out any promising attacks. United looked typically dangerous but seemed content to wait patiently. Drew Spence grabbed the first goal of the game with yet another stunner – Olivia Holdt won a free kick outside the box, and the ball bobbled around for a while until Drew Spence volleyed it into the corner. It was a brilliant goal, and the typical kind of Drew Spence magic we’ve come to know and love. United pressed for an equalizer for the rest of the half but were unable to break through.

Manchester United equalized just five minutes into the second half. Rolfö got the better of Ash Neville at the corner flag and crossed into the center of the box, where the unmarked Jess Park fired home. For much of the half, United seemed on top, though it looked like both sides were trying to conserve energy in case of extra time. Last weekend’s nemesis Fridolina Rolfö grabbed the last goal after Melvine Malard got past Ash again and found her in the center. Drew Spence had a chance to equalize at the death, but it was not to be.

Thoughts

The main story of this game for me was the depth. Yes, Ash got done on the wing and gave up a cross that led to a goal twice. But she’s got little cover from substitution (Rybrink isn’t actually a fullback and Ella Morris is still out for a while longer). Martin’s system also typically involves the right winger covering in defense, and Martha (a more out and out forward) has been playing there since Jess Naz’s ACL injury. I think pretty much everyone could’ve been sharper at times throughout this game (midfield covering United attackers for their first goal, our forwards’ decision making, etc.), but man, they just really need some cover and some new faces.

It’s getting to the point in the season where I’m starting to repeat myself. I remain really impressed both with Martin Ho’s brand of football, and the fact that he was able to galvanize the side after the disheartening draw the previous weekend. But seeing United prepare to bring Melvine Malard on and then looking at our bench made me cry a little on the inside. I’ve had a few of these moments this year. I wish it would stop.

If we truly want to compete with sides like United, we need to add to the squad. Spurs have already signed a true young star in Signe Gaupset, and I’m super excited to see her once she joins on January 1. Unless we want to be stuck in midtable purgatory, we’ve got to do a lot more business. We’ve already heard some rumors (Julie Blakstad and Hannah Lund to name a few), stay tuned to see what shakes out.

Spurs Women will return in January with back to back games against Leicester City (one in the league and one in the FA cup). I’m hoping this double header goes somewhat better than the one against United. Happy Holidays to you all, and COYS!

DONE DEAL: Colorado Rapids announce Spurs assistant Matt Wells as new head coach

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“The opportunity here was too good to turn down. Not the fact that it was MLS. More the people. I was going to go where the good people were. The opportunity to come and implement my vision and my philosophy. I liked the youthful energy of the team when they’re at their best.

“Everyone talks, it’s much more principals than formation (these days). I don’t agree. I think it’s both. Say we play 4-3-3 and we have clear principals, perfect. Then the next week we play 3-5-2, it’s different for the players. I will be clear on our framework, positional play, and that will change as we move up the pitch.”

“I’m none of them. I’m my own person. I’ve had a vision of how the game should be played. I’ve refined that, gained experience, worked with incredible people.

“I’m staunch in my view of the game. That comes from inside of me. I can’t take that from (them).

“Development is at the center of everything I believe in with my background. I’ve got an affinity to young players. I tend to drop the word ‘youth’ from it. It’s just development. I expect to develop Rob Holding and take his game to another level.”

Let’s be Frank: What are Spurs’ options moving forward?

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All is not well in North London at present. Tottenham Hotspur’s 2025/26 campaign is nearing the halfway mark, but the Lilywhites are seemingly lacking any markers of the progress you would expect at this point in a season - even under a new coach. The XI changes significantly every match; players are making simple errors; the team struggles to string several passes together; and there is a lack of cutting edge (or even a blunt one) around the opposition 18-yard box. Let’s be real here: things are not going well under Thomas Frank.

Though reports recently indicated club ownership were willing to give Frank time to reshape the side in his image, saying results have been underwhelming is an understatement, with the numbers (courtesy of FBRef) conveying an even bleaker outlook:

Statistic

Wins76Goals3926Expected Goals (xG)31.816.2Goals Against2523xG Against29.422.6Shots258168xG per Shot0.120.10Possession (%)57.851.9% of touches in attacking third28.724.2Through balls327Errors1621Yellow cards3646Red cards02

Note that even though this looks bad enough in isolation, added context makes these numbers look even worse. Last season’s equivalent Liverpool fixture was a statistical outlier, with Spurs going down 6-3 and conceding 5.6 xG against as they rolled out Radu Dragusin and Archie Gray at center back against the eventual Premier League winners. In fact, one or both of Cristian Romero and Micky van de Ven has started every match this season, with that only happening on 12 of 17 occasions last season at this point through the campaign - including that infamous match against Chelsea where both picked up injuries.

But let’s take a step back. You probably don’t need to be told how bad it is. You probably are well aware. What does this mean for the club?

This level of performance (or lack thereof) hasn’t just played out on the Premier League points table; it has also had an impact on fans, with growing discontent in the ever-decreasing numbers in the stands. Whereas it was previously near impossible to secure tickets to see Spurs play in their state-of-the-art stadium, more and more fixtures are seeing tickets released to general sale. For a club that relies heavily on matchday revenues to run things, this hurts - and will hurt the board.

It is therefore possible circumstances escalate to a point where bold decisions must be made. Dissatisfaction is growing, both in the stands and the boardroom, and while we are probably not quite at the tipping point, it feels like we’re not far away.

With that in mind, here’s a breakdown of the options available to the Spurs brass.

Option 1: Fire Frank; hire a new permanent manager

There are a number of very good arguments for firing Frank, some of which were laid bare in the numbers above; however, this is probably the least likely of the options on Vinai Venkatesham’s plate right now (assuming he’s the one with the decision-making power). The problem with going in this direction is the paucity of options available to Spurs for a replacement should Lange and Paratici opt for a new long-term appointment.

Here’s a list of some free agent managers Spurs may or may not be interested in:

Zinedine Zidane

Xavi Hernandez

Edin Terzic

Thiago Motta

Erik Ten Hag

Brendan Rodgers

Gareth Southgate

Ange Postecoglou

Does anybody feel a deep sense of something resembling ennui reading that list?

You could probably categorize those managers into four groups: probably can’t get (and we’re not actually sure how good they are); no way on Earth; I guess could work in the short-term; and the ex-girlfriend.

The first group is comprised of Zidane and Xavi. Both probably have their sights set higher than Spurs, or potentially on international roles; and it’s hard to say how well they would do in the Premier League anyway. With Zidane, it’s very much a case of “Could he do it on a rainy Wednesday night at Stoke?” - we’ve never seen him manage anywhere else except the titans of Real Madrid, and Spurs in the Prem is very much a different prospect. Xavi is similar, except with much, much less of a record of success on his resume, as well as some troubling outbursts while at the helm of Barcelona.

Saying no way on Earth to Edin Terzic is maybe a little harsh, but Terzic is basically Bundesliga Frank. He took over a swashbuckling Borussia Dortmund side and made them… boring. They were more solid at the back, but became dour to watch, and despite endless tinkering, Terzic was never really able to make Dortmund click. Sound familiar? Thiago Motta is a similar story. After an impressive stint with Bologna in Serie A, he jumped ship to Juventus where he also struggled to produce anything resembling fluidity.

Gareth Southgate would be a questionable appointment, but I do think Spurs could do worse if they were looking for a short-term solution. I think he would build a good sense of unity amongst the squad and put out something unimpressive, albeit functional, on the pitch. To be very clear, I don’t want Southgate, and wouldn’t see him as anything but a temporary appointment. As such, he probably fits more in the below section, but I doubt he would want to accept an interim role.

And that brings us full circle to Big Ange. Would Spurs go back there? For that matter, would Ange? I think the answer to both those questions is no. Lange and Vinai (and potentially Paratici) would have been involved in the decision to remove him in the first place, and I’d say it’s unlikely they would second guess that decision. Ange himself disposed of most of the reputational capital he built following Spurs’ Europa League win in his short stint at Nottingham Forest, so maybe he’d view it as an opportunity to rebuild his profile; but I think he’d instead see it as a way to only tarnish it further (including amongst the Spurs faithful).

To those questioning where Erik Ten Hag and Brendan Rodgers sit: I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.

The other risk factor in both this and Option 2’s outworking I mentioned in the opening paragraph of this section: Johan Lange and Fabio Paratici. Thomas Frank by all accounts was Lange’s appointment, and that follows a number of underwhelming signings under Lange. It’s hard to forget Paratici’s record with managerial appointments at Spurs as well, with the disastrous see-saw of targets from Paulo Fonseca to Gennaro Gattuso, before finally appointing Nuno Espirito Santo; while later appointee Antonio Conte did his best to burn any and all bridges on his way out of the club. Are these really the guys we want targeting a new (especially permanent) manager?

Option 2: Fire Frank; hire an interim manager

I said above there are a number of good reasons for firing Frank - and I think unless Spurs are at risk of relegation, Spurs higher-ups would largely only consider some of the non-football reasons touched on previously. Frank’s relationship with the fandom has been testy at best thus far, with a few ill-judged comments (as well as poor performances) leading to fan reactions that fall just short of revolt. There’s also been some interesting comments and reactions from members of the squad. If relations on either front continue to deteriorate, and on-pitch results don’t improve, the board would likely have no choice but to fire Frank.

Make no mistake, though - this is a risky option. In this scenario, Spurs are potentially in free-fall down the table, and the expectation would be that an inexperienced or ambitious candidate would be able to stem the bleeding. That’s a huge roll of the dice.

In years past, that roll of the dice would likely have landed on Ryan Mason. He’s no longer available to fill that role, currently in charge of West Bromwich Albion in the Championship (and leading them to a rather disappointing 16th). Another member of the current coaching staff who may have also been considered was Matt Wells. He came on board under Ange Postecoglou and was retained under Thomas Frank (albeit with a small demotion), which speaks well of his abilities; however, recent reports have him headed to the Colorado Rapids in MLS.

The best option currently left on staff then is probably Justin Cochrane. Having worked his way up through Spurs’ youth ranks, he’s also been a head coach with England at various age-grade levels, and more senior stints at Manchester United and Brentford before his return to Spurs put him in good stead for a step up. If Spurs wanted somebody to take the reins on a short-term basis, he’s the least risky option.

You know, unless you wanted to go the Ben Davies player-coach route. Do it Vinai.

Option 3: Retain Frank

Honestly, unless things become irredeemable with Frank at the helm (and I’m not talking about missing out on Europe here - I’m talking about risk of relegation or a staff / fan revolt) this is probably the most likely course of action. It’s low risk and it gives the Spurs brass more options in the summer; especially given the number of high-profile coaches that could be available come the conclusion of the 2026 World Cup.

It would be much easier to coax previously linked managers such as Oliver Glasner (who appears to be all but done at Crystal Palace) and Andoni Iraola to Spurs in the offseason, and Mauricio Pochettino, Thomas Tuchel, and Julian Nagelsmann could all be good appointments, as well as potentially without jobs, following World Cup campaigns in charge of USA, England, and Germany, respectively.

I personally have been against the rehiring of Pochettino in the past, especially given his stint at Chelsea - the irony being his ability to turn that side around in extremely challenging circumstances (followed by his perhaps unfair sacking) is the reason I would even really consider his return. Tuchel on face value seems unappealing, but would likely fit well into what the Spurs front office were trying to achieve by hiring Frank: a smart tactician who is flexible and gets his sides playing consistent, front-foot football. Nagelsmann is perhaps the most intriguing of this international triumvirate: after being dismissed (like Pochettino, perhaps unfairly) from Bayern Munich, he has worked wonders with the German national team, getting them playing in both an intricate and penetrating manner.

One name that could be available and definitely piques a significant amount of interest is that of Xabi Alonso. The former Liverpool and Real Madrid midfielder did the unthinkable when he took charge of Bayer Leverkusen a couple of years back: going unbeaten in the Bundesliga and beating Bayern Munich to the title. Since then, he has shifted to Real Madrid, where he has struggled somewhat with some of the dressing room egos and demanding fans - starting well, but leaving some dissatisfied as the team from the Spanish capital trail rivals Barcelona. If Real Madrid were silly enough to fire Xabi, he would be an excellent get; the problem being that many sides (and some with resources greater than Spurs) would likely be queueing up to secure his services.

Of course, this whole “Retain Frank” section has largely been written with a large “for now” asterisk in the subtext. There is a distinct possibility that Frank turns things around and constructs some sort of success from this shaky start. The odds of that possibility, however, are eroding with every misplaced pass, every boo from the stand, and every lackluster performance, and there has been little to give me confidence that Frank can indeed succeed in North London. Given he is Spurs’ manager, I am inclined to give him every last chance, and I think that those higher up in the club will want to do so as well - but surely the Dane is on thin ice.