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Good morning everyone and welcome to the latest edition of fitzie’s film and tv reviews, where your hoddler-in-chief rates some of the things he’s been watching on the television or cinema (or home cinema).

It’s been some time since we last checked in here. I’ve mostly been waiting for Survivor 50 to begin, and it has! And it’s living up to expectations so far. Since we’re only a couple episodes into it, I’m going to withhold from rating it for now. Instead, here are a few others I’ve seen:

The Traitors US Season 4

Gosh, this is bad. And what a stepdown from the UK’s celebrity version (or even its Average Joe version). It’s very unpleasant to watch this cast of characters interact with each other, and I can only imagine how frustrating it was to actually live it.

The only saving grace here was Love Island star Rob Rausch, who flawlessly worked his way to become the second traitor in the US edition of the game to win it. And he did it in spectacular fashion at the final roundtable.

Shrinking Season 3

You would think a TV show that stars Harrison Ford would be better in its third season. It isn’t, and that isn’t because of Ford, who continues to carry the cast. It’s everyone around him that’s dragging this show down.

There have been too many other non-central characters thrown into the mix and and storylines that don’t carry the series forward. Even for all that, most of the episodes fail to have any sort of lingering impact. It’s white noise television, which is a shame because Ford is relishing in his role.

Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein: Lots of great visuals to look at and admire (including a not-so-hideous monster), but there’s not a whole lot beneath it. Given how dense the source text is and how many variations of it appeared in other films, I think del Toro was wise to focus on just the relationship between Frankenstein and his monster.

Where he falls short, though, is how he stripped both characters of their complexity. And because of that I think he failed to reach the greatest heights of the book.

Rental Family: There was a point in my life where I never thought I’d see Brendan Fraser dressed as a superhero tube of toothpaste. That character’s acting career fell off, and now he’s employed at a company that rents out its actors to be people’s husbands, sons, friends - what have you.

It’s a wonderful comedic film that dives deep into this world, one in which Fraser builds a handful of lovely relationships.

Dead Talent Society: So you’re a ghost who’s out to make a living, eh? Call Dead Talent Society. This Taiwanese horror-comedy imagines what it’s like for ghosts who are out to make a living scaring people. Not just in the classic “Shining” kind of way, but the kind that’ll really go viral across the world.

It’s a tonne of fun to watch these ghosts who seek to become some of the biggest legends in the underworld, which itself looks a bit like a shmaltzy 1970s game show.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Driver, by Soccer Mommy

And now for your links:

The Independent: “How Igor Tudor’s reign of error turned huge corner as Tottenham remembered how to win”

The Telegraph: “Spurs go down fighting to raise hopes ahead of Forest death-match”

Alasdair Gold: “Every word Igor Tudor said on Archie Gray, Xavi and two other Tottenham stars who impressed him”

The Athletic ($$): “Tottenham 3 Atletico 2: Can Spurs and their fans take hope from this? Is Tudor safe now?”

BBC: “Even when they win it still ends in defeat - Spurs’ season summed up”

ESPN: “Senegal to appeal CAF’s decision to hand AFCON title to Morocco”

This match was always expected to be an uphill battle. Carrying a three goal deficit into this match from the away leg, Tottenham Hotspur would have had to produce something special in order to progress to the Champions League Quarter Finals - and they very nearly did, as Spurs threw everything and the kitchen sink at Atletico Madrid in a brave performance.

With Spurs’ Premier League survival the priority and the Lilywhites already heavy underdogs, Igor Tudor could have been forgiven for rotating his side and focusing on the weekend’s fixture against relegation rivals Nottingham Forest; instead, he embraced Spurs’ old adage of “To dare is to do”, naming perhaps the strongest side available to him. Cristian Romero and Micky van de Ven returned to the side, and with Richarlison and Dominic Solanke unavailable through suspension and injury, respectively, Randal Kolo Muani started up top looking to continue his European scoring streak.

Spurs’ sparkling start looked briefly to be all for naught as Ademola Lookman had the ball in the net from an Antoine Griezmann low cross, but Djed Spence’s outstretched leg was not enough to play Lookman onside as the linesman’s flag was raised. That was Atletico’s only moment of note in the first quarter of the match, as Spurs looked to play the game in their attacking third, while lacking a cutting edge to produce a breakthrough.

Mathys Tel labored, alternating between wasteful and threatening, with a number of pot shots forcing Juan Musso into saves, before creating the breakthrough. Picking up the ball in the half-space on the right following a quick throw, Tel curled an inch-perfect cross just past the penalty spot, with Randal Kolo Muani ghosting off the Atletico Madrid center backs to meet it. His header was sure, and Spurs had reduced the deficit to two goals.

That deficit should have been one soon after, as a gorgeous move full of one-touch passing started by Archie Gray breaking through midfield ended with Tel shooting tamely at Musso, when both Gray and Kolo Muani were available at the back post for a tap-in. That scare seemed to wake Atletico Madrid, who took back a modicum of control late in the first half and tried to create openings of their own. Julian Alvarez kissed the top of the net with a long-range effort; and Giuliano Simeone generated an unbelievable save from Guglielmo Vicario, Simeone’s shot deflecting off Romero and forcing Vicario to raise a glove late as the ball changed trajectory.

The burgeoning hopes from the first half’s performance were quickly dashed, as Atletico Madrid struck back via Julian Alvarez. Alvarez looked to foul Xavi Simons in the act of shooting just outside Madrid’s 18-yard box, before Radu Dragusin and Micky van de Ven failed to deal with an incisive counter as Alvarez guided a strike into the top corner. Spurs remonstrated with the ref for letting the challenge on Simons stand, but the goal stood.

Xavi Simons soon made up for that loss of possession with a stunning strike of his own. Gray was once more involved, intercepting the ball in midfield, before playing a one-two with the Dutch attacker. Simons then steadied himself and bent his effort from outside the post into the net to stir belief in the home crowd once more. The pressure appeared to be getting to Madrid’s players as well, Lookman carded as he lashed out at Radu Dragusin following a routine challenge.

Spurs had chances to further reduce the gap, as Simons played Pedro Porro through only for Musso to make a sterling save on Porro’s outside of the boot shot, before Dragusin struck his header straight at Musso off the ensuing corner. Despite the chances, it was Atletico Madrid who scored next, as a corner kick proved the undoing of Igor Tudor’s side. David Hancko made a run to the near post, drifting in front of Pape Matar Sarr who was late to react, and his glanced header snuck inside the near post as Madrid made the score 2-2 on the night.

A late penalty won and scored by a determined Xavi Simons secured Spurs a 3-2 win, but it was not enough to overturn the first leg deficit, as Spurs exited the Champions League with a 5-7 aggregate score.

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This team still has fight in them. Make no mistake: though Spurs failed to progress to the next round, this was an heroic performance to produce Tudor’s first win with Spurs. The Lilywhites now need to build on this performance and the one at Anfield and take the fight to Nottingham Forest this weekend in a match that is a relegation six-pointer.

Tudor set the side up in a formation that was a variation on his preferred back three: it was a somewhat lopsided structure that almost resembled a back four, with Pedro Porro pushing up high and Spence staying deep, as Xavi Simons and Mathys Tel interchanged on the left.

The aggression with which Tudor wanted to approach this match was evident from the start, with both Dragusin and Romero spotted well up the pitch in the opening moments of the match to supplement the attack.

Randal Kolo Muani just looks a different player against European defenses. A solid performance, and his goal was well taken.

To a lesser extent you could say the same of Xavi Simons, who was excellent tonight. His one-touch passing was unlocked by actually having players move around him, and his first goal was an absolutely sumptuous strike. I’ll die on the hill that he was fouled before Madrid’s first goal, but it was contact that was never likely to trigger VAR to overturn.

Archie Gray is quietly turning into a very good midfielder. His performance tonight was somewhat reminiscent of another young English midfielder’s performance against that other Madrid side; let’s hope his career doesn’t take the same trajectory.

Maybe this is recency bias; maybe it’s me assigning too much blame of this season’s woes to a single player. But Micky van de Ven has lost a yard of pace this season, and to me it’s exposed some reasonably glaring deficiencies in his game. He had three opportunities to prevent Madrid’s opening goal, failing to intercept the pass, nick possession from Alvarez, and then close the space (though to be fair, Dragusin should have done more earlier in the move), and was soundly beaten by Alvarez down the right-hand side not long after. Spurs need him to be better.

Can Spurs turn this win into a run of results? If they play like this every week, they certainly can. I’d say Tudor’s job is now probably safe, as well.

COYS!!!

“Yeah of course I’ve seen things passing by. It’s not something I look at a lot to be honest. Reporters just say some things where you’re like how do you even come up with this? Players are switched off or don’t care about the situation that’s happening right now?

“The only thing I can say is it’s not true. It would be strange if a player was in the dressing room now and saying I’m going to leave either way, or I don’t focus about the situation because everything that’s going to happen, it doesn’t affect me. I think it’s just nonsense. It’s just like things they are bringing out.

“People just start believing it. What I said - it’s the biggest nonsense. Everybody is just focused on what’s going ahead and what’s in front of us.

“What you said, sometimes we just read things by ourselves, by the players as well, and then we’re just like, what is this? The other day when we read something about one guy that said to everyone that he’s probably going to leave and doesn’t care about the situation they’re in, and then someone reads this and we’re just like, how does this come out? People are just making things up, and it’s just frustrating for us as well, because it brings so much more trouble as well, because the fans are starting to believe this.

“They start saying, the guys don’t care anymore what’s going to happen in the club about the situation, but trust me, all the people involved on the pitch, the staff, the players, everyone, they care so much about the situation we’re in right now. We just want to turn things around, and that’s the most important, that’s the main focus for everyone. And then if some reports just start saying that guys don’t care anymore, it’s just frustrating for our guys.”

It’s March - it’s Madness!

It’s that time of year again where the best 68 college basketball teams in the US fight in a winner-take-all tournament. Every year March Madness lights up televisions across America, stories of Cinderella are told and a king is crowned.

St John’s (where your hoddler-in-chief went to university) return to the tournament after being crowned Big East champions for a second year running.

The reward: A five seed. Which is dumb and renders the entire Big East tournament meaningless. But apparently a Week 2 defeat to Alabama carries more weight than beating UConn twice. And how the 10th-ranked team in the country gets a five seed is also baffling to me.

Anyways enough of my ranting. At the risk of spoiling any bracket competitions I am participating in this year, I am going to be sharing my thoughts on the field from Elite Eight onwards. Let’s get to it:

Elite Eight:

St John’s (5) vs Michigan State (3)

Florida (1) vs Houston (2)

Arizona (1) vs Purdue (2)

Michigan (1) vs Iowa State (2)

Only one double-digit team advanced to the Sweet 16 last year (don’t remind me), and all four number-one seeds reached the Final Four. Can that seriously happen again?

I kind of hope it doesn’t pan out this way because where’s the excitement in that? My big guess is that the St Johns defense overwhelms Duke, the tournament’s top seed overall, and that Tom Izzo’s Michigan State takes out UConn (apologies to any New Englanders out there).

Otherwise it’s hard to see where the upsets will be coming from. Can Vanderbilt (5) give Florida trouble again in the Sweet 16? Houston look about as strong as a one seed. I think Arizona could be in some trouble regardless if they play Wisconsin (5) or John Calipari’s Arkansas (4) in the Sweet 16, but analysts love picking Arizona to win it all this year.

Then Michigan’s got a pretty easy draw up to Iowa State.

Final Four:

Michigan State (3) vs Houston (2)

Arizona (1) vs Michigan (1)

Call me crazy but I’m not sold on Florida this year. They lost to Duke, UConn and Arizona (although I’m ignoring that same logic in the St John’s debate), and also had a bad loss against TCU in out-of-conference play.

I think Arizona gets through the gauntlet, while Michigan is able to ride a bit of momentum in fending off Iowa State. Mostly, I just cannot imagine three teams from the Big 12 in the Final Four.

Championship Game:

Arizona (1) def Houston (2)

Could the title finally be heading back to the West Coast? It can, if Arizona doesn’t choke again in this Big 12 matchup.

I’m not thrilled with this bracket. I kind of want to pick Wisconsin over Arizona in the Sweet 16 because I think it’ll be fun, and because Wisconsin have given some top teams a lot of trouble lately. But if I do that, then who goes to the Final Four? And the who goes to the championship game?

Or should I just pick SJU again?

Fitzie’s track of the day: Clarion-Clipperton Zone, by Laurel Halo

And now for your links:

The Athletic ($$): “Tottenham went back to basics at Liverpool – and it could be what keeps them up”

The Standard: “Richarlison can save Tottenham and Atletico Madrid ban is blessing in disguise”

Alasdair Gold: “Igor Tudor’s brutal message to Johan Lange and why he got so irritated at Liverpool”

BBC: “How Chelsea signed a star team with hidden payments”

Tottenham may have another match — the return leg against Atletico Madrid in the Champions League — to play first, but there could be as many as five players that could be available for Igor Tudor in next weekend’s relegation six-pointer against Nottingham Forest.

The Standard looked at Spurs’ injury list and also comments recently made by Tudor to put a timeline on the return of a number of players missing from Sunday’s draw at Liverpool. There’s the chance that five players could be back in time for Forest — Destiny Udogie, Cristian Romero, Micky van de Ven, Joao Palhinha, and Conor Gallagher.

Romero and Palhinha are perhaps the two freshest in the mind — both were out vs. Liverpool because they collided head-to-head in the waning moments of the Champions League first leg against Atleti at the Wanda. Both missed out due to concussion protocol but could be back in time for Forest, if not for the return leg tomorrow.

Gallagher is also on the verge of a return after missing the Liverpool match with a fever. If he’s feeling better tomorrow, he’ll probably play or be on the bench, but it sounds like he should be perfectly good to go for this weekend.

Destiny Udogie has been out since February with a hamstring injury, but Tudor said he “for sure” would be ready for Forest. That’s a huge boost to Spurs, who have been making do with Pedro Porro, Djed Spence, Souza, and occasionally Archie Gray at fullback. Udogie is a lock-down starter at left back, and his return will be pretty important for Spurs’ run-in.

Van de Ven’s return is much more straight forward — he was suspended one match, vs. Liverpool, for picking up a DOGSO red card against Crystal Palace, but he has completed his suspension and will almost certainly be playing — and starting — tomorrow vs. Atleti, and again this weekend against Forest.

The Standard also gave updates on a few of the players with more nebulous return dates — there’s no update on Yves Bissouma who missed the last match with a knock, but Lucas Bergvall, Rodrigo Bentancur, and Mohammed Kudus are both targeting returns in April after the upcoming international break. Dejan Kulusevski is a big ol’ shruggie emoji, and both Wilson Odobert and James Maddison are not expected to play again until next season. Ben Davies, whose contract expires this summer, is hoping to be fit in time to play in the World Cup for Wales this summer.

It’s an extensive list, but five players back is pretty massive. Spurs were without 13 first team players against Liverpool and having even a handful of them returning is pretty important as Spurs target improvement and critical points in their Premier League run-in.

Tottenham Hotspur have a mountain to climb if they want to advance in the Champions League after losing the first leg of their Round of 16 tie with Atletico Madrid by a score of 5-2. But they might have just gotten a small boost — there are reports now that Atletico starting keeper Jan Oblak will miss the match with an injury, and will be replaced by Juan Musso.

That’s pretty good news! For starters, Oblak is an outstanding shot stopper as evident from his performance in the first leg; he made a number of quality stops that could’ve gotten Spurs back in the game. Second, there’s already evidence of what could happen when a team in this tie plays a backup goalkeeper, so turnabout’s fair play, right? Maybe Spurs should water the pitch a little extra to recreate the slippery conditions that led to Antonin Kinsky’s disastrous performance in the first leg.

In all seriousness, while a three goal deficit isn’t ideal, it’s hardly a death sentence. Apart from the opening 20 minutes, Spurs played Atleti more or less even from there on out and even pulled two goals back in the thumping. It’s unlikely, but not inconceivable, that Spurs could play well enough at home to erase that aggregate score and sneak into the quarterfinals. Maybe it’s just the vibes injection I got from yesterday’s encouraging draw against Liverpool, or maybe I’m just high on my own supply of hopium, but I have a sneaking suspicion this round isn’t as dead as what people think it is.

Good morning everyone.

For those of you who haven’t checked the hoddle these last few weeks, then you might’ve missed that I’ve begun documenting my training for my next marathon, which is on 4 April. The goal is to smash by personal best and see just how close to a 3-hour marathon I can get (pretty close, I think).

The whole point of this is to almost document my anxiety from all this training. It’s a big commitment to run a marathon. The worst of winter has come and gone, although it could return this week. Still, we’re counting down the remaining weeks until race day.

(Catch up on Weeks 9, 10, 11, 12 and 13 here)

Week 14:

This week felt as big as race day itself. I had actually made that comment to another person who I ran with for about a mile during my Sunday long run. He gave me some kudos for finishing my training block, which began all the way back in December, which was a good boost to get me through the rest of the run.

This week took months to prepare for and culminated in my 22-mile run on Sunday. The big one. More on that shortly.

It’s strange to acknowledge that I actually ran 22 miles - there were a couple times when I didn’t think it possible. I eventually found visualisation techniques work very well. Perhaps the one I keep using is imagining myself feeling strong in the final stages of the race.

With the 22 miles up, I had a nice stretch, a very large lunch and a not-so good supper. And lots of water.

Now, with that over, I can finally look towards race day itself.

Before then I’d like to do a dress rehearsal. I’m due to fly out of DC on Sunday and, depending on the departure time, will either do a 14 or 16 mile run with a fair chunk of either of those being at target pace. The goal for these is to not only get used to my raceday shoes, but also determine if I can maintain target pace for the whole race.

Sunday: 22 miles

It was slightly colder than tank-top weather when I went out, so a long sleeve it was. If it’s cold on race day (which it could be), this is the top I’ll be wearing.

My goal today was to feel in control for the entirety of the run - and I did! I think my pace was slightly faster than I expected it to be (hovering around the low-7 mark), even though the effort was not quite that forced. That gives me a lot of faith that I can push for a sub-3 hour marathon.

What really frustrated me was the GPS on my watch, which went AWOL at about Mile 17. I did not run a 5:40 mile (definitely not!), and the subsequent miles around 6:40 felt pretty inaccurate. So I decided I was going to run for an additional four or five minutes after the 22 miles were up, and 2:40.00 later I was done with the run.

But I’m very happy with how this run went, especially considering these weren’t even in my raceday shoes. The New Balance Fuel Cell Supercomp trainers are a little bit too narrow in the toebox for me, which means blister city.

This is also the last time I’ll be running up Beach Drive for some time, which I’ll miss. It’s some of the most beautiful running sites in the city, so I tried to soak in every little bit of it I could.

Monday: Rest

And a proper one too with lots of sleep, water and stretching.

Tuesday: 8 mile recovery

Apparently there’s snow in the forecast again. Of course there is. Which sucks. But, hey, I’m still going to be putting in the miles regardless.

Wednesday: Speed workout TBD

It’s not so much fun doing these outside. They’re more fartleks and less intervals because of all the traffic lights. I’ll probably work out the exact details on Wednesday or, if I’m crunched for time, will do a bonus recovery run.

Thursday: 12 miles with a couple at marathon pace

The weather should be clearer by now and I want to do a few more workouts where I’m testing out marathon pace, because I haven’t had the chance yet!

Friday: Gym

Considering how last week’s gym session was more upper-body focused, I’ll probably do some deadlifts followed by some lightweight leg exercises. I’m not interested in pushing it too much.

Saturday: 8 mile recovery

Main goal here is to hang out and not bump into all the runners in the Rock n Roll DC Half Marathon. This should mean a new change of scenery as, of course, the race takes up a large chunk of my running route.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Ready, Steady, Go! by Harry Styles

And now for your links:

Alasdair Gold: Every word Igor Tudor said on what he told Tottenham stars before Liverpool and pre-match chaos

The Athletic ($$): “Liverpool 1 Tottenham 1: Richarlison rescues Spurs, Szoboszlai free kick not enough for Slot”

BBC: “Spurs answer Tudor’s call with show of fight in the face of crisis”

The Independent: “Tottenham summon admirable fight to leave Liverpool as the club in crisis”

With the stakes raised even higher and the team needing to stop the rot from six consecutive Premier League defeats, Tottenham entered a place where they rarely earn anything…Anfield. But the side stayed resilient, and on the back of Richarlison’s hatred of Liverpool, the club got a well-deserved point in the dying minutes of the match for a 1-1 draw.

Skeptical about the match given all that has occurred at Tottenham, whether it’s the defeats in the league, a 5-2 embarrassment in the Champions League opening leg against Atletico Madrid, or the fact that 12 players are out again due to suspensions or injuries, the doubt coming into Anfield was high.

Playing a 3-5-3/4-4-2 setup with Djed Spence on the left and Souza on the right, Spurs had to fight off the early pressure from Liverpool as the home side forced Vicario and Dragusin to play balls deep to the front three instead of trying to play passing moves and move the ball up the pitch.

The match remained goalless through the first 17 minutes. The roar from the away end echoed the passion they brought to energize the team. Liverpool then won a soft foul in a dangerous free-kick area for Dominik Szoboszlai. Szoboszlai entered the match with three direct free kicks, and Spurs had allowed 11 goals from outside the box, a league high. The Hungarian hit his free kick to a relatively easy spot for Vicario to punch away. However, a poor first step and a hop to his right meant the Italian keeper barely got his hand on the ball. The ball ended up in the net, and Spurs were down 1-0.

Seeing the replay and knowing Vicario should have saved it, the players’ faces around the box showed frustration as it was another display of the team falling down early and needing to scrape it back to even have a chance.

Down 1-0 and barely having anything in the attacking half of the pitch, outside of Souza’s knuckle rip outside the box, Richarlison put the team on his back the rest of the match. Having chance after chance in the first half and the best being right before the half off a corner delivery from Mathys Tel, Richarlison’s down header had Alisson Becker reacting late to parry the shot away.

After an hour into the match, the game opened up with Liverpool sending on its big-time players and Spurs having the likes of Xavi Simons. Xavi joined the match quickly off a corner kick from the side, as his first touch was a volley attempt and his second touch a blocked shot.

Mentioning how close Richarlison was in the first half to leveling the match, the second half had him even closer as a leaping header from an insuring cross from Archie Gray narrowly missed his head. But, it was off a break where the Brazilian had his best chance. Getting the loose ball just outside the box and having Virgil van Dijk on his back, pulling his shoulder slightly, Richarlison took an off-balance shot that forced a save and had the striker appealing for a penalty that possibly could have been given if he had never gotten the shot off.

Either way, Spurs were close and deserving of a goal, and the side had to fight through the attacking storms Liverpool brought forth as Salah, Ekitike, Gakpo, and others all had chances to bury the game for good.

With the match still 1-0 and close to entering extra time, Spurs got the goal they rightfully deserved.

The emotions on the face of the Brazilian and the rest of side showed that they are ready to drag this club out of the relegation zone and into safety before the end of the season.

Nicking that point at the end to sit at 30 now, Spurs have a true six-pointer on the line next weekend when the side hosts Nottingham Forest. Before that match, Spurs will host Atletico Madrid for the second leg of the Round of 16 Champions League match (down 5-2 on aggregate).

Ah, Anfield. The graveyard of many a Tottenham Hotspur side. Just the kind of fixture you need when in a fight for Premier League survival while playing atrocious football and missing 13 players.

Saying things have gone from bad to worse for Spurs in the second half of the season would be a severe understatement; from catastrophic to cataclysmic might be more apt. Interim manager Igor Tudor has been unable to wrangle a single point while in charge of Spurs, and that’s something that is unlikely to change as an even more weakened Spurs head to Liverpool with Tudor all but a lame duck at this point. At this point, you wouldn’t be surprised if somebody in white bicycle-kicked the ball into their own goal.

Oh come on, that can’t be enough for a commentator’s curse.

Do I have any hope for this fixture? Not really. The little I may have had died with Antonin Kinsky’s career and Joao Palhinha and Cristian Romero’s brain cells as they concussed one another in midweek; but Wolverhampton Wanderers took Liverpool down a couple weeks back. Wolves.

Could Spurs do the same?

COYS, because why not?

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Liverpool vs. Tottenham Hotspur

Anfield, Liverpool, UK

Sunday, March 15, 2026

Time: 12:30 p.m. ET, 4:30 p.m. UK

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Igor Tudor hasn’t exactly set the world alight in his short stint as head coach of Tottenham Hotspur; in fact, quite the opposite. Spurs are yet to earn a single point under his leadership, while conceding 14 across those four matches. To continue the burning metaphors, Tudor’s reign has been an absolute dumpster fire.

Which is why Spurs’ top brass are looking at alternatives, as David Orstein of The Athletic has the latest:

Well, duh.

The piece is remarkably light on detail for an Orstein article, but is essentially summarized in the tweet: Vinai Venkatesham and Johan Lange are actively searching for a replacement for Igor Tudor in the case that they opt to change tack once more in an effort to avoid a relegation that in many ways feels all but assured.

The oddity in the piece (which came out yesterday) is this specific part:

…Spurs are contingency planning for the event of bringing Tudor’s reign to an end following the Anfield trip.

My question in response to this is: why wait?

Though the piece is light on detail, reading between the lines it reeks of desperation and indecision from Spurs’ leadership. If you think Tudor is not the guy to help Spurs stave off relegation, will a trip to Anfield change that? If it is changing your thinking, then why? And if you think he indeed isn’t the guy, why then leave him in charge when the mentality and performance levels in the squad are at an all-time low under Tudor?

It’s the latest in a litany of missteps from Vinai and Lange, with the lack of leadership clear for all to see. There was a huge amount of indecision around Frank’s position, with a clear lack of identity as Spurs tumbled down the Premier League table not enough for them to pull the plug, instead waiting until Frank’s position was worse than untenable; there was the lack of movement in the January window after selling Spurs’ top scorer from the previous season, not replacing Brennan Johnson even after losing Mohammed Kudus for around three months (great work not panicking Johan); and then there was the appointment of Tudor, somebody who plays almost exclusively a system Spurs do not have the personnel for and who has no experience in the English top flight.

And that’s without even mentioning the squad Lange has constructed.

Vinai appears to know he’s in the hot seat as well, launching a press offensive via a piece in The Telegraph and in interactions with the Fan Advisory Board as he heaped blame upon previous Chief Executive Daniel Levy for running the club into the ground. The sacking of Tudor would be admitting yet another mistake, while keeping him in place could ensure relegation with Vinai at the rudder. He and Lange have engineered themselves into an indefensible position.

As to the replacements, there still seems to be a lack of clarity as to the potential options. Some (very unreliable) outlets have mentioned in recent days that Spurs have kicked the tires on Sean Dyche, while also mentioning he is not interested in another firefighting interim stint; Ryan Mason is always there as an option, with his spell in charge of West Bromwich Albion perhaps unfairly critiqued as they have torpedoed in form following his exit; and Harry Redknapp has hilariously put himself out there in the media as Spurs’ potential savior.

Fabrizio Romano, however, has said that Spurs’ preferred option is Roberto De Zerbi… and honestly, I think that would break me. Though the Italian manager is a decent coach and tactician, his particular brand of “intensity” is not what this squad needs right now; rather, they need something more akin to a therapist (or perhaps an exorcist). His temperamental nature is not the calming influence Spurs need in the midst of a fight for survival, and that’s without going into all the other red flags when it comes to De Zerbi which have been mentioned elsewhere on this site previously.

All in all, it seems like Tudor’s days are numbered. The only question now seems to be when… and who.