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REPORT: Randal Kolo Muani to stay at Spurs until summer

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It’s no secret that Randal Kolo Muani’s agents have been working overtime to get him out of Spurs and potentially to Juventus on loan. Italian sources have been practically slobbering over that possibility for the past couple of weeks, but it always felt like Juventus trying feverishly to make “fetch” happen — because for RKM to move to Juventus would require the agreement of both Tottenham Hotspur, where he’s currently on loan, and PSG, who are still pissed off at Juventus for failing to sign Kolo Muani this past summer.

So imagine our surprise — here’s a report from Fabrice Hawkins in France saying that ol’ Randy Kilo Miami is sticking around until at least the conclusion of his Spurs loan. Suck it, Juventus.

This might disappoint some of you who think Randy sucks and that Spurs can and should do better. And it might be a suggestion that Spurs aren’t close to bringing in another wide attacker to supplement Kolo Muani today. But we don’t know that yet. Kolo Muani certainly hasn’t been the impact player we thought we were getting when Spurs signed him on loan on transfer deadline day this past July. But he is a warm body, and getting rid of a warm body in the middle of an injury crisis doesn’t make much sense unless we replace him with another player. No signs of that happening yet.

REPORT: Spurs in talks to sign teenage striker James Wilson from Hearts

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It’s not the attacking reinforcement we expected, but it is (potentially) a signing? Reports from Sky suggest that Tottenham are set to GAZUMP Arsenal for the signing of 18-year-old Scottish striker James Wilson from SPL side Heart of Midlothian.

Oh, James Wilson? That guy? I’ve TOTALLY heard of him (I have not heard of him and neither have you). He’s 18, has only just broken into the Hearts first team, but he’s apparently talented and could be a very good pickup in a couple of years. The Sky Guy in that tweet makes it clear that Wilson would be signed for the U21s, which suggests he might need a couple of years out on loan before he becomes an option for Tottenham’s first team.

Arsenal are said to have been working on a loan deal for Wilson, and that seems to also be what Spurs are trying to do — a loan this spring with an obligation to buy in June when the transfer window opens up. Gotta love a good Spurs GAZUMPing, even if it’s not a done deal quite yet. It’s also clear from that video that the Sky Sports commentary team have no idea who this kid is. LOL and also LMAO.

This would be a deal that is more likely to cause exasperated yelling in the comments than anything that actually moves the needle, but hey, Spurs should always be on the lookout for talented youth, so this would be fine by me?

REPORT: Tottenham will not move for Akliouche today

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More Inaction Is Actually news — According to Tom Barclay, Tottenham Hotspur will not be making a move for Monaco’s Maghnes Akliouche with what’s left in the January transfer window.

Barclay writes for the S-n (I know, I know) but he’s one of the more reliable Tottenham reporters so I’m inclined to believe this is a thing. I don’t LIKE that it’s a thing, but it’s probably accurate.

To be fair, Akliouche is a Xavi Simons analogue and Spurs were reportedly very interested in him in the summer. Frankly I think that having Akliouche would be a good thing, but it’s also easy to forget that Spurs also have Dejan Kulusevski and James Maddison who will, one surmises, eventually both get healthy and start contributing to Tottenham again at some point. When that point is, who knows.

Anyway, Akliouche’s stats have taken a hit this season from last year, but Monaco are also something of a hot mess so maybe that’s not surprising. Monaco just agreed to sign Simon Adingra from Sunderland, but that doesn’t seem to be an indicator that they’re willing to let Akliouche go.

Spurs looking for loans for Abbott, Dorrington

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More youth loans, you say? More youth loans, I affirm. According to Alasdair Gold, Tottenham Hotspur is looking for a new temporary home for a couple of its academy graduates — George Abbott and Alfie Dorrington. Both Abbott and Dorrington were on loan in the fall at Wycombe Wanderers and Aberdeen respectively, and both were recalled earlier this month. Abbott in particular had struggled with injuries when he first started at Wycombe and then wasn’t able to settle in the squad, while Dorrington only made 10 appearances for Aberdeen — six in the league and four in the Conference League.

Gold writes that Abbott could head to League One side Mansfield Town, where Oliver Irow is currently on loan, and Dorrington is close to an agreement to head to League Two side Salford City. Gotta say I’m not wild about Dorrington landing in League Two after a couple of stints at Aberdeen, but it’s probably better than U21 football at this stage in his career. But it’s not very promising for a 20-year-old. Abbott, by contrast, probably just needs minutes, and League One/Champo is probably his ceiling.

Gold mentions a few other youth players that may or may not head out on loan, but with the injury crisis being what it is, some of them have been bench regulars lately. So we’ll see.

Independent: Spurs “working” on Duran, Diaby deals

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So mabye this won’t be as quiet a day as we thought. According to Miguel Delaney writing in the Independent’s transfer tracker, Tottenham are “working” on deals to sign former Villa attacker Jhon Duran, presently at Fenerbahce on loan from Al-Nassr, and Al-Ittihad winger Moussa Diaby.

We wrote about Diaby last week and I thought it seemed like a decent idea. Jhon Duran has been floating around the more specious corners of the internet, but it’s an interesting idea. Interesting in that Duran is also a former Aston Villa winger who moved on to Saudi Arabia and now wants out shortly after arrival. (That seems to be a pattern, and I’m not sure if it’s due to dissatisfaction with life in the Kingdom or if it’s that they got their fuck-you money in the bank and are ready to return to real football. Either way it could turn out to Spurs’ advantage.

The report is one paragraph long and doesn’t have any details, so we don’t know how much either would cost, whether they’d agree to come, or whether this is an either/or or both kind of situation. But it’s a nugget of, dare I say it, positivity? Maybe? Perhaps?

There is bad news in that same report — Spurs are also very interested (again) in bringing Monaco attacking midfielder Maghnes Akliouche to North London this window, but Monaco don’t want him to leave without finding a replacement. So we’ll see about that one.

Gold: Mason Melia to stay at Spurs, no loan

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Another article where inaction equals news! Hopefully there won’t be too many of these, right?

Anyway, a lot of fans have been curious about Tottenham Hotspur’s 18 year old Irish striker phenom Mason Melia who joined the club on January 1. Mostly we were wondering about whether or not he’d head straight out on loan, since the leap from excelling in the Irish Premier League to being a viable player in the English Premier League is massive.

Well, according to Alasdair Gold, the decision has been made to keep him around. Gold is reporting that Melia will stay at Spurs this spring.

Gold writes that Melia arrived at Spurs nursing a minor back injury which he had managed at St. Patricks’ Athletic in the fall. That isn’t expected to bother him too much but rather than send him straight out on loan Spurs want to keep him this spring, heal him up proper, and get him eventually into first team training.

This would seem to fill the role of a young striker training with Spurs but not really doing anything role that was recently vacated by Dane Scarlett, now on loan. To be fair, Melia likely will get more U21 matches than he will first team minutes unless the injury crisis becomes even more catastrophic, and even then there’s no way he’s ready. But training with the first team and getting PL2 matches will be good for him.

Athletic: Kinsky not leaving Spurs this window

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Welcome to transfer deadline day, the best worst best worst day of the transfer window! It could be an exciting day for Tottenham Hotspur fans, or it could be incredibly boring.

Let’s start with the boring. According to The Athletic’s Seb Stafford-Bloor, Antonin Kinsky will NOT be leaving Spurs this window, despite his agent desperately trying to get him to West Ham on loan.

Kinsky looked for a while there like he was not going to be at Tottenham long enough to become Guglielmo Vicario’s successor in goal. In fact, it looked like he was out the door, and still might be this summer, but it wont’ be to West Ham. That’s fine with me. Having to look for a backup keeper replacement in addition to all the other stuff Spurs apparently wanted to do this window (but haven’t) felt like an unnecessary distraction. Summer is the time to make wholesale changes, not now. Makes sense to keep Kinsky Boots around, at least for now.

Tottenham 2-2 Manchester City: Community Player Ratings

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Well, it’s not the hilarious win over City that I had hoped for, but a nearly equally hilarious 2-2 draw will do just fine. Spurs fought back from a dreadful 2-0 deficit to draw level thanks to a brace from Dom Solanke including a backheel flick finish that could go down as Goal of the Season.

Tottenham as Manchester City’s bogey team continues to be the funniest ongoing bit in soccer. Suck it, Pep. It’s time to rate the players.

Rate the players from 1⁄2 to 5 stars. If the player doesn’t deserve a rating due to minutes played, DO NOT RANK. I will round the stars up/down to the nearest half-star for the player ratings later this week.

If you’re on mobile or found this via AMP and the survey isn’t appearing below, here’s a direct link.

Tottenham Hotspur 2-2 Manchester City: Spurs strike in focused fightback

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With Tottenham Hotspur in the midst of yet another injury crisis, even the Lilywhite’s record against Manchester City seemed but a distant memory as Spurs languished near the bottom of the table while City pushed for yet another title. A rousing second half effort though saw Spurs overcome the odds and secure a valuable point as the gap between league leaders Arsenal and Manchester City grew.

Thomas Frank was forced into further rotation for his side, as more Spurs players succumbed to the injury bug. Kevin Danso and Djed Spence were the latest absentees, and with limited resources at his disposal Frank opted to run with something of a lopsided 3-4-3 formation. Retaining the Yves Bissouma - Conor Gallagher double pivot from the Burnley match, Radu Dragusin got his first start of the season, joining Joao Palhinha and Cristian Romero at the back, while Destiny Udogie and Archie Gray lined up in the wingback positions. The frontline consisted of Randal Kolo Muani, Dominic Solanke, and Xavi Simons, with the latter playing a free role.

The shape didn’t seem to provide any sort of solidity for Spurs, with dangerous signs for the home side on the counter early on as Antoine Semenyo tried his luck with an early attempt. With not even 15 minutes on the clock, it was a quick transition that undid Spurs as well, as Bissouma overplayed his hand in the middle of the park and was dispossessed by Bernardo Silva. With the ball falling to Erling Haaland, the Norwegian striker fed Rayan Cherki in space, with Dragusin slow to close down as the Frenchman rifled a low, deflected shot across Guglielmo Vicario inside the left-hand upright to open the scoring.

Transition opportunities kept coming for City. Haaland was soon in behind, chipping an attempt over both Vicario and the crossbar, and Rayan Cherki was nearly in for a second after slaloming past both Dragusin and Romero, with only a phenomenal Vicario save from close-range preventing a second for City. Another goal seemed somewhat inevitable, and though Spurs had a couple of half-chances of their own, City added a second right before the half. Spurs again gave the ball away playing out the back, with Rodri the man to make the intervention. He played an incisive ball forward to Bernardo Silva, whose lay-off found Semenyo in acres of space at the top of the 18-yard box. Semenyo caressed his strike into the net and City went into the half with a 0-2 lead.

Frank made somewhat of a curious switch at the half, pulling Romero and bringing Pape Matar Sarr into the XI, reverting to a back four shape. The switch paid immediate dividends, with Destiny Udogie nearly in but unable to beat Gianluigi Donnarumma after being fed by Xavi Simons. Simons’ next pass, however, unpicked the lock that was the Manchester City defense, as the Dutchman curled a pass in behind the City backline. Solanke took a heavy touch as he cut inside, but did well to use his strength to hold off Marc Guehi before collecting a piece of both Guehi’s leg and the ball with a messy finish. VAR took a brief look to ensure everything passed muster, and Spurs had reduced the deficit to a solitary goal.

That deficit was soon zero. Spurs continued to press forward following two attacking changes from Frank, as Wilson Odobert and Mathys Tel came in for Kolo Muani and Bissouma, but it was Solanke who had the ball in the net again. Some good work by Gallagher down the right saw him wriggle free of Nico O’Reilly, before hitting a cross in towards the penalty spot. The ball was behind Solanke, but he sensationally reached back with his foot to flick a scorpion kick attempt over his head and into the top corner via the fingertips of Donnarumma.

Spurs looked to press their momentary advantage, as Simons had a deflected strike tipped over by Donnarumma, before City started to play their way back into the match. The away side looked almost certain to restore their lead, as a mad scramble on the edge of the six-yard box somehow didn’t result in a City goal thanks to the efforts of a seated Sarr, backing his way into the ball while on the ground before deflecting a shot over the crossbar. Spurs were close to taking the lead themselves as well, as a burst forward and low cross from Simons inches away from connecting with Odobert as Guehi did just enough to prevent the shot. Try as they might, though, neither side was able to create the breakthrough they needed, and the match finished two apiece.

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This ended up being a very different match report than the one I started writing.

Credit to Frank: as much as he got it wrong in the first half with how discombobulated the players looked, he got it right in the second. It was an impressive turnaround, and the players definitely seem to be working for him.

Shout-out to Radu Dragusin. This was a tough match to get your first start in after an extended period out with injury, and after a bit of a rough start grew into the game well, handling Haaland with aplomb and making a couple of key interventions.

Speaking of successful returns from injury, Solanke really worked hard today, and his second goal was a fantastic finish. He has made a fair bit of difference to this Spurs side since his return.

I really, really hope that Romero isn’t injured. With Danso seemingly out for a while (no idea how bad Djed’s problem is) Spurs’ defensive options are looking very light. Sign one, Lange!

Xavi Simons was fantastic today. He’s arguably Spurs’ best player at the moment, the main frustration being the lack of quality attackers with whom to link up. Sign one, Lange!

Unfortunately, this result potentially locks in the Premier League title for Arsenal. Every silver lining, etc.

Spurs now have a very welcome week off before taking on Manchester United next weekend.

COYS!

Tottenham Hotspur Women vs. West Ham Preview: Spurs look to bounce back

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If you’re looking for a Spurs side full of fun talent, look no further! You can tune into watch Tottenham Hotspur Women take on West Ham Women on Sunday morning. Let me give you the details:

Match Details

Date: Sunday, February 1, 2026

Time: 6:55 am ET, 11:55 am UK

Location: Chigwell Construction Stadium

TV: fuboTV, ESPN Select (US), Sky Sports Mix (UK)

What to Expect

If you’re just tuning in for the first time, Spurs Women currently sit in fifth, just three points off of Arsenal in third place (the final Champions League spot), and six points clear of Brighton in seventh. Our league position does flatter us a little – our numbers are more in the neighborhood of fellow midtable sides London City Lionesses, Aston Villa and Brighton. That said, we have shown serious improvement on last season’s 11th place finish and sorry-looking football under manager Martin Ho.

Spurs are looking to bounce back from last week’s extremely frustrating last minute defeat to Liverpool. In his press conference, Ho spoke of the need for improved action in the final third. This is something Spurs have struggled with for, well, years if we’re being honest. But the integration of fresh new attacking talent like Signe Gaupset and the return of striker Tinka Tandberg from injury should help.

Meanwhile, West Ham currently sit in 11th place on a total of eight points, a poor enough showing to warrant sacking former Spurs manager Rehanne Skinner in mid-December. They’ve since hired Rita Guarino, who oversaw a heavy loss against Chelsea and wins against Leicester City and WSL2 side Newcastle. Despite their struggles, West Ham have some talented players like Vivianne Asseyi and Riko Ueki who will be looking to cause us some trouble.

If you’re up early (or you know, whatever time it is where you are), I strongly suggest tuning in. I can promise that whatever happens, you’ll get to watch a bunch of talented young players building something really exciting!