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The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Monday, December 1

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Good morning and welcome to another installment of A Look at the Month Ahead, where your hoddler-in-chief takes a look at what the next month has in store for Tottenham’s men and women squads. Let’s get to it:

Where do Spurs go after a performance like that against Fulham on Saturday? A trip to St James Park that begins an important stretch of games.

Newcastle is the first of six games Tottenham are slated to play this month. If you can’t stomach to watch Tottenham right now (and I’m not sure I’d blame you), then take this as an opportunity to find which days to actively avoid the club.

The holiday run of games usually feels festive, but right now I’m not sure how merry the Tottenham atmosphere is right now - and these games might not be the ones to get Spurs on track. They play a Liverpool side that could have turned the corner after a bad start to the season, plus Palace and Brentford squads that are beating expectations this year. And then, of course, a trip to Nottingham Forest.

Sandwiched between those fixtures is another Champions League game, this time against Slavia Prague. This is a big, big chance for Tottenham to solidify their place in the Top 24 and, who knows, maybe even a better chance to advance to the round of 16. But this is Tottenham, and I know that it’s wrong to think that far ahead.

Still, this feels like a crucial month for Thomas Frank’s side whose relationship with the fanbase is deteriorating.

Schedule: at Newcastle (2 Dec); Brentford (6 Dec); Slavia Prague (9 Dec, Champions League); at Nottingham Forest (14 Dec); Liverpool (20 Dec); at Palace (28 Dec)

It’s also another big month for the women’s squad who are due to face Manchester United twice, and both times away. First an away match in the Women’s Super League followed by a quarterfinal clash. I think it’ll be a great test for a squad that’s rebounded after last year and currently sitting fifth in the table.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Last Christmas, by Wham!

And now for your links:

Jack P-B ($$): “Tottenham have been awful at home for a long time – now it is putting Thomas Frank in trouble”

Alasdair Gold: “Why Porro shouted at Bergvall as Swede’s half-time actions show Tottenham problems”

Tottenham Hotspur 1-2 Fulham: Community Player Ratings

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Ugh. Another home loss, another lackluster performance, another match where boos are raining down at home directed at Tottenham’s players. This isn’t fun.

It’s time to rate the players.

Rate the players from 1⁄2 to 5 stars. If the player doesn’t deserve a rating due to minutes played, DO NOT RANK. I will round the stars up/down to the nearest half-star for the player ratings later this week.

If you’re on mobile or found this via AMP and the survey isn’t appearing below, here’s a direct link.

Tottenham 1-2 Fulham: yet another home loss for Spurs

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Another day, another home loss for Tottenham Hotspur. This time hosting Fulham and riding an unusual wave of cautious optimism after a weirdly compelling loss to PSG in the Champions League, Spurs found themselves down 2-0 inside five minutes after goals from Kenny Tete and Harry Wilson. Spurs managed just one shot and an xG of 0.01 in the first half.

Spurs at least made it somewhat interesting in the second 45. They put together about 30 minutes of cromulent football capped by a banger of a goal from Mohammed Kudus, but ran out of gas late in the match and couldn’t complete the comeback. The match ended as a 2-1 loss, with Spurs’ inexplicably woeful home form continuing for another match; Fulham won away from home for the first time all season.

After an impressive? is that the right word? loss midweek to PSG, Thomas Frank opted to set up his Tottenham team in a similar way. Kevin Danso slotted in for the suspended Cuti Romero, and Destiny Udogie started ahead of Djed Spence. Archie Gray and Lucas Bergvall retained their spots in midfield, with Joao Palhinha replacing Rodrigo Bentancur at the base. Randal Kolo Muani and Richarlison started up top, with Mohammed Kudus also in the attacking band.

Here are my match reactions to another disappointing night in North London.

Match notes:

What a dumb first goal. Chukwueze’s pass was a badly-placed one but it caught Bergvall in between moves and he couldn’t cut it out. Tete happened to be open and his shot was deflected past Vicario. Surprised Yakkity Sax wasn’t playing.

I have no idea what Vicario was thinking and why he didn’t yeet that ball into the sideline upper deck. Insane decision to try and pass his way out of that situation. Absolutely Olympic levels of head-losing.

Look, it’s bad that Spurs went down 2-0 inside five minutes to a team that hadn’t won away from home all season, but at least the football was also hot garbage.

Neither of those opening two goals were on Thomas Frank, but what IS on Thomas Frank is the complete and utter lack of a tactical plan when Spurs have the ball. It was incredibly clear that Spurs had no idea what to do going forward, and how do you not have something you’re working towards at this stage of the season? Plenty of blame to go around for this Tottenham team, but as head coach you have to give us something to hang our hats on and right now there’s just NOTHING.

I don’t like it when fans boo their own team but it’s pretty easy to understand why the fans were doing it at halftime. Spurs managed one shot, that sailed 30 yards wide of the post, in 45 minutes. At home. Against FULHAM. While letting in two goals in the first five minutes.

The second half was quite a contrast from the first half — exciting play, quick movement, and chances created. I need to acknowledge that Spurs played decently well in the second 45 even if I had a hard time enjoying it after how poorly they were in the first half. The problem, of course, was that Spurs dug themselves such a hole in the first five minutes that getting out of it needed a herculean effort, and they didn’t do enough.

A silver lining: that Kudus goal was a banger. The 15 minutes or so that included the goal was probably some of the best he’s had in a Spurs shirt.

Another silver lining: RKM is as good as advertised. He had a rough start due to injury, but he’s rounding back into form now and is looking really sharp.

I don’t know if they’ll ever be world-beaters, but it’s nice to see that young players like Odobert, Gray, and Bergvall are turning out to be serviceable players that occasionally do nice stuff. Whatever else you want to say about them, they’re useful players, and Spurs need useful players right now.

I could spend a lot of time criticizing individual players, but I’ll single out Pedro Porro, Guglielmo Vicario, Rodrigo Bentancur, and Xavi Simons as anti-exemplars. Porro had a shocker on both sides of the ball, Vicario was inexplicably poor on both goals (especially the second), and neither Bentancur nor Simons did much in their substitute appearances to impact the match.

I don’t know whether Frank’s job is actually in jeopardy, precisely because who would take the job at the moment? But I do think Spurs need to clean house next summer, including finding a real Director of Football and a coach who can actually do something with this collection of misfit toys. Because this right here is just not fun, and I don’t see it getting any better.

Spurs’ next match is away to Newcastle, and St. James’ Park hasn’t exactly been a fun place for Spurs to visit in recent seasons.

Tottenham Hotspur vs. Fulham: game time, live blog, and how to watch online

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We’ve had one London derby, yes. But what about second London derby?

That’s right, Tottenham Hotspur take on an opponent from the UK’s capital for the second week running, as Fulham head to N17 in hopes of forcing a similar result to that which Arsenal achieved last Sunday. Fulham aren’t quite the same proposition as the league leaders, though: languishing in 15th on the table and keen to make a statement.

We’re all aware though of Spurs’ home form. Sides worse than the Cottagers have come to Tottenham Hotspur and secured points this season (and last), and though Thomas Frank will have been encouraged by some positive signs from his side in midweek, it’s still hard to feel too excited when this iteration of Spurs lines up on the pitch. Will it be another dour struggle, or will we see something resembling some of the movement and fluidity of which we saw only glimpses against PSG?

I sure hope it’s the latter.

COYS!

Lineups

Lineups will be posted closer to kick-off.

Live Blog

How to Watch

Tottenham Hotspur vs. Fulham

Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, London, UK

Saturday, November 29, 2025

Time: 3:00 p.m. ET, 8:00 p.m. UK

TV: USA Network, Sky Sports Premier League (UK). Check international listings at livesoccertv.com

Streaming: nbcsports.com

Match thread rules

The match thread rules are the same as always. To any visitors coming here for the first time, welcome! We’re glad you’re here! Wipe your feet, mind the gap, and be sure to check out the other pages at this outstanding site. While you’re here, though, we have a few rules and regulations:

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We have rules against “relentless negativity.” Nobody likes a Negative Nancy. Don’t knee-jerk and post outlandish or hurtful things just because you’re frustrated.

Along those lines, outright abuse of players or match officials is also not allowed. It’s fine to say “wow, that was a really bad call,” but it’s NOT okay to direct copious amounts of abuse in the direction of said official over a call you did not like.

Treat other people in the match thread the way you would want someone else to treat your grandmother. Be nice. This is a community of fans, not an un-moderated message board.

NO SPIDERS!

Finally, while we don’t have a rule against profanity, please try and keep the naughty words in check. Also, language that is sexist, racist, transphobic, or homophobic in nature will be swiftly deleted and you will be immediately banned. This is an open, supportive community.

Have fun, and COYS!

Frank: no fresh injury concerns ahead of Saturday’s Fulham match

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“[It feels like a must-win], but unfortunately, I think the stats is not like there’s 100% sure that we will win the game. That’s the beauty of it. I’m very aware that a top performance and a win will be very, very helpful, but, you know, I go into every game believing we’ll win. I go into every game believing we have prepared well and we will do a top performance.

“So what I can affect is that I need to make sure that we are well prepared, I need to make sure that we pick the best possible team with the best possible opportunity to win the game, and I need to make sure we are in the perfect condition to come back out. And then we need a little bit of margin. That should be enough to win.

“For me, we look forward. We can’t dwell too much on the past. Because if we do that, we are too much sucked into everything. So, for me, it’s still 24 hours from last night. For me, it’s about taking the positive out of the game in PSG. And there was a lot of positives in that game. Learn from the mistakes you made and then bring all that to Saturday’s game against Fulham.”

“[Kolo Muani] would be fit enough to start against Fulham again. I think he performed well. Obviously, his best performance, not only because of the two goals and the assist, but the overall performance, pressing game, the energy and the touches. I liked that from him in the game yesterday.

“And that’s, as you say, the challenge that we are facing, that we are embracing, is that away to Arsenal, three days later away to PSG, three days later home to Fulham, three days later away to Newcastle.

“So how can we find that perfect balance of energy, intensity, freshness and the right structure and relationship on the pitch? So that’s a nice coaching challenge, let me put it that way. But anyway, Kolo has been good.

“I think it was exciting. I think you can just see the three, both the link-up play, the pressure, that was everything last night. I think the exciting thing was around the first goal. The way the header, the vision he had to hit it back towards goal to [Richarlison].

“His goal, how quick he reacted and saw it and his finishing there. And then the third one where he’s got it, got through, showed that little bit of pace. Got the ball with him and just clinical in the finish.

“So now it’s about doing that consistently every game. So that’s the next step. But it was promising.”

Tottenham Hotspur vs. Fulham Premier League Preview

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Over the past month and a half, Tottenham Hotspur has gone 1-1-3 in Premier League, winning at Everton and drawing United, while generating essentially no attack in the other three matches. This performance has dropped Spurs down to ninth in the table, though still just five points behind second place. Whether or not that gap is surmountable or liable to balloon depends on one’s assessment of what this team can be.

Wednesday saw Tottenham go ahead 1-0 and 2-1 against PSG yet ultimately lose to the (other) European champions for the second time this season. The bright spots from the midweek were the most encouraging signs for the club in a while, but the end result feels right on par with the more recent ineptitudes. A visit from 15th-place Fulham should be Spurs’ best chance at an easy outing in some time, but no one is foolish enough to assume it will be.

Match Details

Date: Saturday, November 29

Time: 3:00 pm ET, 8:00 pm UK

Location: Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, London

TV: USA Network (US), Sky Sports Main Event (UK)

Table: Spurs (9th, 18 pts), Fulham (15th, 14 pts)

Fulham took four points off Tottenham last year and have beaten Spurs three times over five contests the past two seasons if the 2023/24 League Cup Second Round tie is included that ended with the Cottagers winning on penalties. The sides drew 1-1 in North London last December with Brennan Johnson and Tom Cairney each scoring, while two late goals in March gave the home side the win at Craven Cottage in the reverse fixture.

Three Big Questions

Did Wednesday provide a new blueprint? Against all odds, Thomas Frank mixed it up midweek, starting a pair of strikers and moving away from the Joao Palhinha-Rodrigo Bentancur midfield two. Overall this certainly seemed to open up some attacking options, and while this formation is unlikely to be deployed on a weekly basis, hopefully it shows that there is value in moving away from the rigidity of that double pivot.

All three of Pape Matar Sarr, Lucas Bergvall, and even Archie Gray offer more on the ball in midfield, and while Mohammed Kudus deserves a role, Frank needs to be willing to sacrifice some ball-winning for progression and creativity. Fulham is average defensively but has conceded multiple goals frequently enough that Spurs should expect to get good looks on net — if the setup allows for it.

Can the defense bounce back? As frustrating as it can be to watch Tottenham in possession, it has to be said that the defense’s drop off is more than alarming itself. Maybe United was lucky to score twice, but Chelsea was definitely unlucky to only score once, and with nine goals conceded over the past week it is officially time to sound some panic.

The good news is this falloff can certainly be reversed. Spurs have their defenders healthy and the backline has worked for most of the season. Meanwhile, Fulham is tied for 15th in goals scored and 15th in xG, having scored zero or once in six of its past seven league matches. If there ever was a time to get right, this Saturday definitely looks like it.

What is the club’s true identity? Frank was transparent about aiming to fix the defense first, and that has been the case both in his approach and early performances, but Tottenham is down to eight in goals allowed and 16th (!!) in xGA in the league, so claiming that the defense is 1) fixed and 2) the squad’s identity is less and less realistic by the day.

Obviously, no one would claim the attack is the identity either…but could it be? After all, Spurs are still fourth in goals scored (and 17th in xG lol but just ignore that). Maybe the biggest takeaway from Wednesday was Randal Kolo Muani, who showed that maybe the different Frank’s system is simply missing a viable striker. Should he round into form and/or Dominic Solanke finally return, perhaps hope could be restored.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Friday, November 28

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Good morning hoddlers! Your hoddler-in-chief writes to you late in the evening on this Thanksgiving Day, and goodness is he tired. This was the first time I spent Thanksgiving totally solo. And you know what? I enjoyed it.

Fitzie began the day with a 10K turkey trot, followed by his first slice of pie, then a chat with the family. Then he went to his favourite museum in Washington DC before having a nice sushi lunch with a Guiness while watching the Packers.

A quick 3.5-hour trip brought me to see Wicked: For Good, before supping at my local watering hole with my second slice of pie of the day. And then a final dram of whiskey whilst watching Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

It was a quiet, peaceful day here in DC. And I quite enjoyed being among the leftovers in this transient town. The streets are quieter, the sidewalks and roadways freer, the remaining people a bit more talkative.

I imagine I have one more day of this until the crowd rushes back, and then it’ll be like this until the New Year. Now, though, we also get into Christmas season proper. I normally don’t begin “Christmas season” until 1 December, but why not start this year? Will three extra days really be that much?

So I’m going to start off the Christmas festivities with your first festive Track of the Day. If I could play Last Christmas 25 days in a row I would, but I can’t. So I’ll save it for another day.

Instead, let’s get to Lindsey Buckingham.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Holiday Road, by Lindsey Buckingham

And now for your links:

Alasdair Gold: “Tottenham set for revolution after Thomas Frank has his Mauricio Pochettino moment”

BBC: “‘My wife said I’d mess it up’ - O’Neill steers Celtic through choppy waters”

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Thursday, November 27

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Good morning everyone and happy Thanksgiving! I type this message to you as I start Planes, Trains and Automobiles. It’s one of my all-time favourite movies, starring John Candy and Steve Martin, and just happens to take place during the Thanksgiving holiday.

The first time I saw John Candy wasn’t with this film, though, it was in Home Alone. I remember towards the end of the film his character was riding in the back of some pickup truck with Kevin’s mum (played by Catherine O’Hara) as she and her family race to go back home after realising they had forgotten him.

There was something about Candy that made me immediately fall for him. Was it the warmth that his character brought on screen? Regardless, I knew at the time that the film was going to have a happy ending. And I wasn’t even aware of who John Candy was at the time.

It was about 15 years later that I watched Planes, Trains and Automobiles for the first time on Thanksgiving Day 2016. I was sitting on my bed in my flat in North London with a small pecan pie from Leon’s after having a silly meal at Byron’s Better Burgers. It wasn’t my favourite Thanksgiving, but I laughed some of the hardest I’ve ever done watching John Candy play Del Griffith, the shower ring curtain salesman.

All of that is a long preamble to this post — a special edition of Fitzie’s Film and TV Reviews, where your hoddler-in-chief reviews some of the things he’s seen on the television and big screen.

Today’s one and only film is I Like Me, a documentary about the late John Candy.

If I can sum it up in one word, it’d be this: Moving.

From the opening of Dan Akroyd’s eulogy to Candy, to the Canadian great’s struggles with anxiety and his father’s early death, the film touches on what a sweet and caring man John Candy was.

It’s rare to come across a person who so many people love so much. But this documentary showed what a force Candy was. From his time at Second City to his Hollywood stardom, everyone who encountered him seemed to love him. And he seemed to treat everyone like they were the biggest stars in the world - regardless if they were A-list actors or a bar fly.

And my overall takeaway from this was that many of the people who spoke on this documentary feel the way I did when I watched his appearance on Home Alone for the first time: Warmth. A gentle man who you could always count on, who would always treat you with care and respect.

I think Candy’s best performance comes in Planes, Trains and Automobiles, with his scene on the highway driving me into hysterics the first time I saw it. But his retort against Steve Martin’s character’s tirade in the second-third of the story is what defined the man John Candy — “I like me”.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Every Time You Go Away, by Paul Young

And now for your links:

The Athletic ($$): “PSG 5 Tottenham 3: Were there positives for Frank? How did Vitinha score that? How did Richarlison and Kolo Muani combine?”

LA Times: “‘You never stop thinking about John Candy’: How a pair of projects keep his legacy alive”

PSG 5-3 Tottenham Hotspur: Parisiens punish Spurs in dramatic encounter

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After an awful showing in the weekend, Thomas Frank would have hoped a midweek match could get Tottenham Hotspur back on track. The problem? It was against defending champions Paris Saint-Germain. The French giants have essentially left off from where they finished last season, and went into this match in such a position of strength that manager Luis Enrique felt comfortable leaving some of their stars, such as the likes of Ousmane Dembele and Ilya Zabarnyi, on the bench.

Thomas Frank continued to show a worrying lack of clarity as to the shape of his best XI; once more, big summer signing Xavi Simons was left on the bench, but returns to the starting XI for Archie Gray, Lucas Bergvall, and Pape Matar Sarr (with no wide attackers in the lineup) seemed to signify a defense-first approach once more.

That wasn’t quite the case in reality, though, with Spurs showing improved verticality both with their running and their passing, while also appearing more robust in defense. A number of times in the first half, Spurs attackers found themselves in space, but the final ball just didn’t come, while PSG were largely restricted to potshots from outside the penalty area. Spurs finally made one of those opportunities count 35 minutes in: Lucas Bergvall made a run down the left, before linking up well with Archie Gray making an overlapping run. Gray chipped a cross across the face of goal the Randal Kolo Muani headed back centrally, where Richarlison was on hand to knock the headed equivalent of a tap-in into the net.

Unfortunately, Spurs’ advantage did not last for long, as one of PSG’s long-range efforts finally played dividends. PSG worked a corner short via Quentin Ndjantou, with Spurs slow to react, sitting deep in the 18-yard box. This gave Vitinha acres of space just outside the area, as he received the ball and ripped an unstoppable shot off the crossbar and in to leave the scores level going into half-time.

The scores weren’t level for long, though, with Spurs scoring soon after the break with a set piece proving provider. Pedro Porro’s corner was kept alive well at the back post by Richarlison, which Gray did well to flick goalwards. PSG’s goalline clearance fell to Kolo Muani, who thumped home a volley against his parent club to put Spurs back into the lead. The rollercoaster continued, though, with PSG quickly snatching an equalizer. It was Vitinha again: he cut inside Djed Spence, with Lucas Bergvall slow to support, and curled a left-footed shot around Bentancur to take the score to 2-2.

PSG began to turn up the pressure, and soon went into the lead. Cristian Romero played a perhaps ill-advised pass into Sarr under heavy attention from Lucas Hernandez, with Sarr losing possession under pressure. There was perhaps a slight indication of a foul, but Sarr should have been stronger, and the ball fell to Joao Neves with the Spurs defense completely out of shape. Neves played a simple pass into Fabian Ruiz, and he finished calmly from the penalty spot. PSG then doubled their lead, with Sarr and Richarlison conspiring in their failure to clear a simple corner as Willian Pacho capitalized from close range.

Spurs soon struck back once more: Kolo Muani nicked possession from Vitinha, before slaloming through the PSG defense and finishing well to double his tally. The goal would have given the Spurs faithful hope, but those hopes were quickly dashed as PSG were awarded a penalty. Romero threw himself in to block a shot, but his arm was struck by said shot and adjudged to be in an unnatural position. Vitinha lined up the spot kick and struck it well to secure his hat-trick.

With the result all but gone, Frank made a number of changes to try and get back in the match. A late red card for Lucas Hernandez for throwing an elbow into the face of Xavi Simons created some momentary late drama, but Spurs were unable to capitalize, with the match finishing with a perhaps undeserved 5-3 scoreline.

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This match was absolutely crazy, and unfortunately ended in another big loss - but one that probably wasn’t reflective of the performance. Weirdly, Spurs actually out-performed PSG by xG: 2.06 to 1.76. Sometimes, though, things just don’t go your way and those long-range Vitinha efforts were lethal.

I know it seems strange to feel positive after a loss, but… is that possibly the best Spurs have played all season? It was definitely the most fluid they have looked in build-up, though that wasn’t necessarily consistent either as Spurs began to struggle with an improved PSG press in the second half.

The formation was a bit of an odd one. The midfielders were all quite fluid in their movement when in possession, which at times caused PSG problems. Off the ball, Spurs seemed to press in a 4-4-2 diamond, with Archie Gray interestingly often leading the press from the #10 role, before dropping into a 4-2-2-2 mid-block, with Gray dropping into the double pivot and Sarr and Lucas taking up wide attacking midfield positions.

That fluidity in midfield and the vertical movement from Spurs often pulled PSG out of shape and created a fair amount of space in buildup. It begs the question, though: why haven’t we seen movement like this pretty much at all this season?

Can we maybe chalk one up on the ledger of the “play the kids” folks?

Lucas Bergvall’s little backheel around the corner to Gray in the buildup to the first goal? Chef’s kiss.

Pape Matar Sarr - boy, I just don’t know what to do with him. He was kind of the odd man out today, and while he can be useful in front of goal, he was partially responsible for two of PSG’s goals today. He just seems to drop off and disappear sometimes.

Richarlison was putting in WORK. His hustle around the ball did a great job of occupying defenders and helped create space for the likes of Lucas Bergvall and Kolo Muani.

Next up: Fulham on Saturday. COYS.

Paris Saint-Germain vs. Tottenham Hotspur Champions League Preview

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Blame the players. Blame the tactics. Blame the transfer strategy. Pick an area of Tottenham Hotspur and there is ample struggle to go around. It sounds doom and gloom given an overall decent start to the season across two competitions, but the results on the pitch — who needs to surpass 0.1 xG?? — indicate those table positions are going to start falling rapidly.

The high point of the season was probably Matchweek 2, with Spurs taking down City to claim six points through the first two matches. However, the moment that really stands out is when Cristian Romero put Tottenham up 2-0 on Paris Saint-Germain right after halftime of the UEFA Super Cup. For a moment, it felt like everything was going to be perfect; instead, that fluky start proved to be a microcosm of the season to come.

UCL League Phase MW5

Date: Wednesday, November 26

Time: 3:00 pm ET, 8:00 pm UK

Location: Parc des Princes, Paris, France

TV: Paramount+ (US), TNT Sports 3 (UK)

Table: PSG (t-7th, 9 pts), Spurs (t-12th, 8 pts)

It really did seem like Thomas Frank had an expert plan in place to face the giants of the world. PSG owned 74 percent of the possession in Udine, actually logged fewer shots, and needed a stoppage-time equalizer to save the match. Spurs might have been a bit fortunate in their goals, especially with both coming from centerbacks, but the City match seemingly validated this plan could work. Now, August feels like eons ago.

Three Big Questions

Will Frank keep going back to the well? Tottenham needed a more pragmatic manager, and boy did it get one. The defensive patchwork mostly justifies these decisions, especially in the Champions League where the side has conceded just twice in four matches, but after watching a back five get slaughtered last weekend (with the attack failing to keep its end of the bargain), the tactics should be questioned.

However, PSG away is probably not the time where Frank wants to change too much. The Super Cup more or less proved this conservative style can work, as the French side is near the top of the League Phase with 14 goals scored in its four matches, averaging 2.5 xG per match. Even without Desire Doue and potentially Ousmane Dembele, there are no shortage of devastating attackers to contain, probably leaving Frank no choice but to double down on parking the bus.

Can Europe inspire a hero? When Micky van de Ven and Romero scored against PSG, it served as a reminder that the team’s best players occupy the backline. Both defenders have shown an ability to put the ball in the net, but it is telling that van de Ven is still the club’s top scorer this year, with Joao Palhinha tied for third. This is just not a good sign for any club, even one that deploys mostly defensive-minded starters.

This next stretch is where someone must step up as the fixture list gets dicey in December. PSG has allowed five goals in its past three Champions League matches, and though the defense is relatively stout, the visitors should get a few looks on net. Frank’s selections have been infuriating, but the front three still must generate something, regardless of the double pivot behind them. Parc des Princes would be quite the place for any attacker to come to life.

Is stopping the bleeding actually beneficial long-term? Given the weekend’s debacle, Frank will surely be reemphasizing the need for more substantial defense, but one has to wonder if this is the best approach going forward. PSG ultimately equalized in the Super Cup despite Tottenham’s best effort to build a wall, and both Chelsea and Arsenal still won despite such heavy defensive focus, which makes it unclear if this style is actually providing any benefit.

I am not advocating to go all Ange Postecoglou, but I do think Spurs will need to open up a bit. Yes, the attacking personnel is severely lacking, but even having a central midfield that is a little more progression-oriented could go a long way, as right now the front line gets stranded. Tottenham is probably going to keep losing these types of matches regardless, so might as well try something new — before it is too late.